Alfa 147 for sale.

[Station]

I know £350 isn't a lot of money, but the rules of the 'hilarious' banger rally stipulate £200 max for a motor... Not that I'm against bending the rules a bit. Besides which, being able to afford an entrance fee to an 'hilarious' banger rally really has no bearing on whether I'd ever pay asking price for a broken car! SRSLY.

SRSLY though, welcome to the forum, and it's up to mr Cavette, don't want to ward off a possible buyer for him. I've seen it, it's in good nick and I could get the sump for you if you were to buy it.

[Cavcraft]

Hey, its my lad's car and he wont be arsed what anyone does with it! He's only 20 and i bet the money will go on proper things like birds and booze

[Cavcraft]

Hey Kirujo, he probably wants it gone pretty handy really as the though of weekend millionaire tokens just sitting there will probably destroy him! If it came to it when could you collect?

[Craig the Princess]

 

 

That's a fair point, but I think I could cope with being in comfort and having the piss taken.

 

 

In that case buy it, especially if it removes temptation from me.

 

[sporty-shite]

Why has Reg Bollox not bought this? I really need someone to take it on, because I've already got one non-functional 147 on my drive, and if I cave in to this one, it'll end in D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

This is painful. There's a strong trouser twitch of pure want but I've blown my wad on another BMW and it's ONLY A V REG WEN I CUD HAVE BROUGHT A 53 REG.

[Cavcraft]

SSTC!

[Pillock]

Cool. Here's hoping shitey-sport has purchased it to make some double-ended 147 freak monster. 

[Cavcraft]

Still for sale, I'll try and give it to early/middle of next week before it goes to the great weighbridge in the sky, but it's my lad's car and his call!

[sporty-shite]

Fuck. This isn't going to end well, is it?

[phil_lihp]

Seems like madness to scrap a 10 year old car with a relatively easily fixed fault, obviously not a lot of love for these at the moment although I see plenty of them around. surely for once it's worth a punt on eBay?

[Cavcraft]

It's going to end superbly and you know it!

[Mr Livered]

Well it can't get crushed because I'd have it for bridge money.

[dugong]

Well it can't get crushed because I'd have it for bridge money.

Someone tried that argument with me on a car I was going to frag. 

It didn't end well for the car. 

[Mr Livered]

It wasn't meant that way mate, because I'm not trying to negotiate to buy it. I was just genuinely making the observation that if it was going to be fragged I would take it for bridge money rather than let it be cubed.

 

I'd actually prefer to see Cavette's son get decent money for it.

[dugong]

I'd actually prefer to see Cavette's son get decent money for it.

 

Me too. 

 

Could you not offer to take it on a char-anger rally with a £350 budget? HOOLE LANE A56 CHALLENGE : ALL PROCEEDS GO TO CLEARING MY OVERDRAFT DONATE YOUR ££££££s

[Cavcraft]

CA$H-2-THE-CO-OP CHALLENGE

 

Join in as we push it to the shop in our onesies for 10 L&B and a pint of milk.

[daveb47]

Wonder if there is any way i can con rac into recovering it back here without my being there.

 

[skattrd]

Wonder if there is any way i can con rac into recovering it back here without my being there.

I have had a car relayed home without me before. I had a job to go to so abandoned the broken car & left the keys somewhere safe*. I explained the situation to the recovery people who delivered the car to my local garage.

[Joey spud]

Wonder if there is any way i can con rac into recovering it back here without my being there.

 

We are getting fussy feckers these days and demand that the card holder is with the vehicle when the Patrol attends and i am supposed to ask to see the membership card and two forms of ID when i step out of my van to inspect the unfortunate chod,oh and make sure there is rent in the window..

 

(so its still possible with some creative effort)

[daveb47]

Does card holder have to travel with vehicle??

[Joey spud]

Does card holder have to travel with vehicle??

 

No,the car can go back unattended.

[Cavcraft]

SOLD!

[himoverthere]

SOLD!

Yay!

[KruJoe]

To...

[Cavcraft]

.morrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Not to me.... I was mad for it till a fight with mrs_balls made me decide to welch out in the interests of a less stressful domestic situation.

[daveb47]

Tis me i am afraid,bit of a project car,get it sorted & mot.

[warren t claim]

.morrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow?

Little Oral Annie?

[Pillock]

Hooray! It lives on