Alfa 147 for sale.

[Cavcraft]

I wish I was joking here, but I'm not. Do I want to swap the Alfa for this?...

 

 

 

 

Face, and indeed, palm.

[phil_lihp]

Which dimension does it take you to?  Or, if I've misunderstood its purpose, it might be a good swap, cryogenic chambers aren't cheap.

[Cavcraft]

If you could teleport yourself anywhere in the universe I'd happily swap, then simply find myself on the magical island of Lesbos in the middle of 'Fittest bird who needs straightening out while her mate joins in' week. 

[Pillock]

The fuck is that?

[Lankytim]

Looks like a "golden shower" tanning machine.

 

Your missing a trick here Billy, stick it in that transit and sticker it up "Cavettes tan-in-a-van" I recon you'd do a roaring trade in Warrington.

[Cavcraft]

A sun bed.

[chaseracer]

...Billy, stick it in that transit and sticker it up "Cavettes tan-in-a-van" I recon you'd do a roaring trade in Warrington.

 

Cheshire? I have a better idea...

 

 

[Station]

Tell the 'swapee' if they'll include the chair in the sale and can he deliver, he's 'got yourself a deal'.

 

When he turns up, smash the chair over his head.

[Cavcraft]

SMASH HIS BIRD

[Cavcraft]

Still for sale!

[Cavcraft]

Soz to bump this up but we could do with it going soon. There will be an Autoshiter's discount available and (possibly) a part deferred payment scheme, so if you want it but haven't got all the money yet, drop me a pm or something.

[Cavcraft]

Nobody before it gets weighed off?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Blimey, this is painful, its bloody tempting.

[Cavcraft]

Please do be tempted, Reg. We can defo sort a deal of some type out if you want it.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Yo Cavette, delete a few of your PM's!

[Cavcraft]

I'm on it like a car bonnet....

[red5]

Hurry up then slacker. Been trying for ages. 

[Cavcraft]

Old messages cleared, space available!

 

Off to take Mrs C to work, BRB...

[Cavcraft]

IM SEXY AN I NO IT

 

 

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle etc.

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Soz about the pedal covers, they were on it when we bought the car. Naturally I CBA pushing it to get pictures of the nearside but it's as good as the offside.

[Guest kiruji]

My first post and everything, but do you still have this?  Might be perfect for the charity rally I'm undertaking next year - although I'd have to offer you less than you're asking... And it might be a while before it could be collected...

 

Any good for you?

[Jim Bell]

Best* first post ever.

[Station]

SRSLY - if you can afford to go on a hilarious 'banger' rally, £350 isn't a lot of money!

[daveb47]

Shame its so far,would make me  a nice little project now that trike has gone from garage.

[Guest kiruji]

SRSLY - if you can afford to go on a hilarious 'banger' rally, £350 isn't a lot of money!

 

I know £350 isn't a lot of money, but the rules of the 'hilarious' banger rally stipulate £200 max for a motor... Not that I'm against bending the rules a bit.  Besides which, being able to afford an entrance fee to an 'hilarious' banger rally really has no bearing on whether I'd ever pay asking price for a broken car!  SRSLY.

[Jim Bell]

My favorite letters of the alphabet are G and T, then F, and lastly O.

[Craig the Princess]

Not sure I could like with the piss being ripped out of me for bringing such a new car on a banger rally.

 

That said I'm normally in an Allegro (and once in a Sherpa camper van) so may not be the best person to ask.

[trigger]

I thought the idea of a banger rally was to use bangers?

[Guest kiruji]

My favorite letters of the alphabet are G and T, then F, and lastly O.

 

Funny that, mine are F and U.

 

Not sure I could like with the piss being ripped out of me for bringing such a new car on a banger rally.

 

That said I'm normally in an Allegro (and once in a Sherpa camper van) so may not be the best person to ask.

 

That's a fair point, but I think I could cope with being in comfort and having the piss taken.

 

I thought the idea of a banger rally was to use bangers?

 

It is an Alfa, innit.  The wiring would probably fall out half way across France.  Besides, I said charity rally, not banger.  Anyway, it seems the members of Autoshite are against this particular car being used for a charity or banger rally so I'll bow out and hope someone more deserving buys it.  I'm sure I'll be popping up on other threads... GLWS

[scruff]

To some KRAZY types I'd imagine a 53 plate is a 'banger'