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Shitefest Cymru - 16th-18th May 2014


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I'm trying to find my tent. Whats the betting it's mouldy and Fucked from its last outing many years ago

tesco value tent ftw so cheap i left mine in cornwall cos on the bike theyre a pita :D

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That's what I've just pulled out of the airing cupboard. Got a better quality one in the garage but the spiders may have taken over by now

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Argos tents are even better, as you can take them back for a refund within 16 days! Only done that once though, when we went for a long weekend in Cornwall and forgot the tent :oops:

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Name badges: I'm assuming that on arrival I will be issued with a badge with my user name and avatar on it so that everyone knows who I am. Do you need me to supply my real name - Dave - so that can be added to my badge too?

And if so, when will you need this by?

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We seem to have survived before now with no need of name badges. You are welcome to make your own though. You can even put gold stars on it if you like.

 

This does mean that I probably still haven't necessarily got a clue who everyone is, and may well have forgotten you even if I've met you before. I apologise in advance for this. 

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My name is phill and my mum says I'm very special

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I probably still haven't necessarily got a clue who everyone is, and may well have forgotten you even if I've met you before. I apologise in advance for this. 

 

I have actually done this!  :oops:   Humblest apogolies to those concerned, they know who they are.  If I first saw you with, say, a 2CV, then a month later see you with an XM, I will assume you're one of the XM owners I may know, rather than the 2CV owner I met a month ago.  (vehicles provided for illustration purposes only)

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As far as the South West contingent goes, it's easy because we're all called Phil.

 

Except for the ones who aren't.

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Us Scottish folk should be easy enough to identify. Extremely pale with foreign accents and probably with a roll 'n' square sausage in hand.

 

Mostly will address people and will answer to..."Haw c*nt!"

 

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Us Scottish folk should be easy enough to identify. Extremely pale with foreign accents and probably with a roll 'n' square sausage in hand.

 

Mostly will address people and will answer to..."Haw c*nt!"

 

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Driving a Volvo.

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With any sort of foot...I most certainly will not.

 

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I have an easy Shiter Naming Technique.

 

Sounds southern - Phil, except if accompanied by crumbling Austin in which case Richard/Dicky

Sounds Midlandsy - Dave

Sounds Northern - Dave

Sounds Scottish - Andy

Sounds Welsh - Ian

Sounds very Welsh - Kes

Is female - Prefix with Mrs/Miss/Lady depending on level of offence un/intended.

Is female, has brown Astra - Louise

 

I think that covers everyone.  I still can't promise I'll be there, but I'm going to try my bestest.  I still don't know how I'm getting home because the plans keep changing and I don't want to get stranded in Wales.  Nobody wants to get stranded in Wales.

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With a light foot I should be able to make it there and back on one tank.

With a light foot I should make it back on one overdraft...

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With a light foot I should make it back on one overdraft...

 

As the only one of us with a manual gearbox, I plan to get one of you to a-frame me down for OMGMPG FYUEL SAVING

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