Shitefest Cymru - 16th-18th May 2014

[trigger]

Would be even sadder if someone could identify the door mirror to the right of the headlamp.

 

 

Thats the handle of my chair you pillock. Your autoshite shite recognition points are hereby withdrawn.

 

Haha! Brilliant!

[mat_the_cat]

Oh bugger Can't even blame it on looking on a small screen! Obviously that bit of metal in my eye must have affected me more than I thought...

[dollywobbler]

I'm trying to keep this a free event. Do folk mind a bit of a walk to an actual toilet? Said toilet will not be accessible from 1am-7:30am-ish as the hotel does actually close its doors at some point.

 

I've also asked the hotel to provide a breakfast on the Saturday morning, ranging from a bacon roll or a bowl of cereal to the full works. Not after confirmed numbers just yet, but an indication of interest would be handy. I know from Shitefest '13 that folk seem to like a heavy breakfast (unlike me!).

 

The hotel can also provide lunch - maybe even a nice, traditional bowl of cawl (lamb and cheese stew. Delicious). There's a carvery on Sunday 1pm-3pm if folk fancy a really nice feed.

[davidfowler2000]

Were we not doing the local delicacies, self catering malarky on the Saturday morning? I'd be up for a big brekkie on the Sunday though and a walk to the bogs doesn't really offend. Will they be providing showers though as I'm not sure any of us would be particularly pleasant to the regular community after 3 nights sleeping in a car?

[dollywobbler]

Ah, I may have got mixed up. Maybe Scottish delicacies on Sat is the way to go. Originally, very few people were stopping Friday night, but it sounds like quite a few are now. I'll arrange hotel brekkie for Sunday then.

 

The only showers are in the hotel rooms. Maybe the people stopping in the hotel could offer their facilities? A donation to the hotel would no doubt be appreciated.

[Skizzer]

Fine with me if it's alright with the hotel. Maybe we could offer a shower as a prize for something...

[trigger]

As long as that shower isn't golden, I can't imagine much of a queue for one of those.

[barefoot]

Can I book a toilet for 07:35 please.

I am mind-bogglingly regular.

[dollywobbler]

The hotel should be open again by that time. If not, there will be many rear wheels of cars to piss against. Autopiss.

[DeeJay]

No Autoshit. Unless it's to stop people robbing dust caps.

[HMC]

[twosmoke300]

504 roof gutter?

[Squire_Dawson]

Facilities for performing my ablutions would be much appreciated, and I would be more than happy to pay. A hearty breakfast is a must for me.

[twosmoke300]

I'm more than happy to chip in for a thunder box if others want to . As long as no funny guys push it over onto its door while I'm in it.

Also not bothered as long as hotel don't mind it .

[dollywobbler]

I'll get thunderbox quotes then. I know Joe made arrangements last year to use some local facilities. Did anyone actually use them?

[phil_lihp]

All sounds excellent to me, particularly the food aspects.

[barefoot]

No thunderbox for I, a proper water closet at seven thirty five is an essential part of my life.

And then I will prepare a sumptuous breakfast for all.

 

I can do kedgeree n kippers,

A McDonalds breakfast muffin egg/cheese/bacon

Staffordshire oatcakes with bacon n something

Bacon pancakes topped with egg

Gypsy toast with bacon n maple syrup.

[dollywobbler]

A Thunderbox is £52.80. Do enough people want one that it's worth ordering one? I could personally live without one for the six hours of nightly hotel closure.

[phil_lihp]

They're not particularly pleasant things in general so I'm not fussed about the lack of one.

[garycox]

I'm not especially bothered either way but as it's only gonna be a few quid each I'd be happy to contribute.

[davidfowler2000]

If it happens, I'll chip in but I'd rather not bother to be brutally honest

 

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[rml2345]

I'm willing to chip in for one as well but not too bothered either way.

[twosmoke300]

If the hotel is cool with non residents using the facilities then I'm ok with that but if they aren't keen then I don't mind chipping in .

[catsinthewelder]

Another that's willing to pay but not too fussed.

[cms206]

Again also willing to pay but not fussed either way. Prefer a proper dunny to a thunderbox but shiters can't be choosers.

[Richard]

I'll be happy to chip in if we get one but I'm not too bothered either.

[barefoot]

A Thunderbox is £52.80. Do enough people want one that it's worth ordering one? I could personally live without one for the six hours of nightly hotel closure.

What do you care?

You're going home for a decent kip and a leisurely shit with the paper, cup of tea and a fag each morning as we all understand it.

If we can shit in the hotel we don't want one.

If we can't, we do.

Have a think about this tomorrow morning while you're reading the paper and get back to us.....

[dollywobbler]

At 7:35am, I'm asleep usually. And I know it's a few minutes from home, but I was considering joining folk under canvas. Feels like wussing out otherwise. The hotel doors should be open by 7:30 at the latest, and using the lavs will be allowed. They are proper toilets, with paper and everything. There are even hot-air hand dryers.

[KruJoe]

Last year there were precisely ZERO takers for the shower facilities, you mucky, stinking bunch of shitbags you.

 

 

 

 

 

[davidfowler2000]

We only attended Malhamfest for 2 days so a shower before leaving and upon return was sufficient. Scotland intends to be at Walesfest for 3 nights this time.

Incidentally my time off for Walesfest was officially approved today. Huzzah!

 

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