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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Are we going to see a moderator fight? It'll take me back to the days of watching nightclub doormen from different clubs scrapping on the New Brighton seafront at chucking out time.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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?

 

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This is probably within our affordability factor these days?

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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?

 

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This is probably within our affordability factor these days?

 

You know that was Jimmy Saville's, right?

Or was that the joke? :oops:

beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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How about a page dedicated to dave in the 2014 calendar? Need to find a pic of dave though, don't think I could deal with his avatar picture staring at me for a whole month though!

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Ok, no car, but what about Plan Cake?

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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How about a page dedicated to dave in the 2014 calendar? Need to find a pic of dave though, don't think I could deal with his avatar picture staring at me for a whole month though!

Dressed in full DarthVader costume..... posing with an 'auto$hite' light sabre <AU#I day running leds, up a broom handle, worked off a SD1 autowindow switch>.

 

I'd suffer it!!

 

tooSavvy

daveb47 Rank: Renault 16

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don't think I could deal with his avatar picture staring at me for a whole month though!

 

Bit grim aint it,but i do get work scaring birds...Both varieties :happydance::common007:

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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You know that was Jimmy Saville's, right?

Or was that the joke? :oops:

 

Aye, that was the joke....  ;)

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Was the guy who bought that Roller not trying to sue someone (anyone) as he bought it for some mega bucks amount then Saville got outed and it's now worth 7 pence?

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think he was pissed off because its now just worth it's value. Rather than the extra he paid for it because it was owned by Sir Jimll.

 

Should have spunked his cash on Bill Roaches Rover instead.

 

I mean Kevin Websters Cavalier ?

 

Or Stuart Halls Bentley.

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I feel a sure fire loser unsuccessful business venture coming on:  Kiddyfiddler Kars, a specialist dealer selling wagons associated with grubby pervs, gropers, and pederasts.  Anyone want in on the usual guaranteed 100% loss of investment terms?

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I feel a sure fire loser unsuccessful business venture coming on:  Kiddyfiddler Kars, a specialist dealer selling wagons associated with grubby pervs, gropers, and pederasts.  Anyone want in on the usual guaranteed 100% loss of investment terms?

... all the investment advice you need, here at RBS ;)

 

tooSavvy

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Should have spunked his cash on Bill Roaches Rover instead.

Still got to be better then spunking your wad on his 14 year old Escort.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'll be more inclined to buy him a car when he changes the Autoshite motto to 'If you can't think of anything nasty to say, don't say it at all'.

AnthonyG Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I think a proper shite equivalent of Kiddyfiddler cars would be trying to sell on Mark Bridger's ancient Disco or the old vans belonging to Ian Huntley/Steve Wright.

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Still got to be better then spunking your wad on his 14 year old Escort.

 

 

 

:shock: 

castros_bro Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Gone off a bit tangentially from the topic (as usual) I noticed. May I humbly interject:- as "Dave" has jammed the door open for us skum to get in and I have this badge from the front of a downed Heinkel, the rest destroyed inna crash from the height of it's wheelbarrow tyres, to donate as the Autoshite Ordure First Class (any Shiteist got a split bit of wood to jam it into?) to his Holiness from the unassembled masses in gratitude to his Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy errrrr letting us in.  It could then be passed on anally, once a year, in calibration of  Daveistic Excellence. I'd post a pic if 

 

A. I had a pic.

B. That's it

Doctormop Rank: BL Wedge

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I think a proper shite equivalent of Kiddyfiddler cars would be trying to sell on Mark Bridger's ancient Disco or the old vans belonging to Ian Huntley/Steve Wright.

 

Didn't Huntley have a mk3 fiesta and Wright a mk3 mondeo?

Think I may have just found an offender vehicle pattern match/mk3 Ford of some description tangent

(If by any chance it turns out to be right I'd think of changing the Cortina Trig no offence like but you'll be getting hauled in more times than a Trawler's drift net)

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Hey, since the locations of Sir Jimmy's abuse was published online I have been thinking about setting up an 'Savile sex scandal abuse location, open top bus tour' round Leeds.

 

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Sure fire winner Terry my son.....

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I did stop and peer in Savile's window (only one wasn't boarded up) the last time I drove through Glencoe. I think quite a lot of people stop for a look so there might be something in that business plan.

 

There was talk of having to demolish the cottage but it made £212k at auction. Maybe it will open as a tourist attraction

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Hey, since the locations of Sir Jimmy's abuse was published online I have been thinking about setting up an 'Savile sex scandal abuse location, open top bus tour' round Leeds.

 

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Sure fire winner Terry my son.....

 

Get this on KickStarter I'm in!

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I used to run the emergency forum, you can buy me a car if you like :smile:

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Get this on KickStarter I'm in!

 

 

We need to consider serious venture capital mezzanine equity shelving and re-offshored seedcore hedged haircut unbundling on this one; it's gonna go large.  

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Hi there,

Thanks for taking the time to share your project with Kickstarter.

We review projects to ensure they meet our Project Guidelines (http://www.kickstarter.com/help/guidelines), which define how Kickstarter can be used. They express our commitment to being a platform for projects in the creative arts.

Unfortunately, this project does not meet our guidelines. This isn't a judgment on the quality of this project, just a reflection of our focus.

We wish you the best as you continue to pursue this endeavor. If you have future projects that meet our focus, we hope you'll consider Kickstarter again.

Best, 

Kickstarter

 

Oh well, Dragons Den it is then.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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 This isn't a judgment on the quality of this project, just a reflection of our focus.

:smile:

ruffgeezer Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I did offer Dave some AS dealer stickers, he hasn't responded yet though...

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