Knob alert

[Partridge]

No, the “knob alert†isn’t me letting you know I’ve logged on.

Over at Keith’s site, we have a persistent pain in the arse knob going by the name of “Gary Needhamâ€Â. He’s an immature abusive bint with appalling grammar. He likes going on AROnline, telling me I should kill myself and then posting videos of Rovers being run over with tanks. On every fucking thread and post. He’s a right pain, as myself and other mods are always left with a long clearing job after.

Anyway, my mate who’s a member of MGRover.org said he’s now found their site and tried being a pain there but they banned him. He’s back being a wankstain again, so be on the look out for any one calling themselves “Gary Needham†on the forum. You don’t want him on your forum with his troll posts and spam (spam, yay), as he’s a major pain in the fecking arse...you have been warned

[Lankytim]

Bring him on!

[stuboy]

what an arsehole

[Albert Ross]

Oh, this could be fun.... I haven't abused a cunt like that for many years.....

[FredTransit]

could take him about a month to get approved on here though

[Albert Ross]

Now that's a good defence system..... well spotted. We R Winnaz

[Lord Sterling]

This'll be interesting.......

[Spiny Norman]

The chances of him (or anyone else) registering on here are zero at the moment anyway.

Management aren't exactly what you'd call pro-active these days....

[Morgan84]

He will be as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

[Wilko220]

Always have seemed to get your fair share over there. I don't know whether to pity them or be envious that they have so much spare time on their hands.

[Partridge]

I think this Needham is trolling his way all the car forums I think he knows about Autoshite so if he does get approved you’ll all have a troll to savage, I know you shouldn’t rise to the bait but where’s the fun in that?

[Split_Pin]

He's not the first and certainly won't be the last.

 

Yawn.

[trigger]

Gary Needham also wrote Brokeback Mountain so i suspect it's not his real name and that he's another one of those many argumentative know it all bellends that post on these group pages on Facebook.

 

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

[RedSparrow]

Meh, let him join. We've dealt with worse on here.

[Pillock]

Yeah but in "dealing with" him, we'll just keep bumping the dozens of posts to the top and losing real content, straight back to the "bump for a real thread" lark.

Can we agree to abuse him privately via PM, and leave his threads to disappear? Anything really amusing can just get reposted into the Grin thread.

[Charlie Croker]

Well i think we should approve him and let him come come on. I love to abuse mongs like this........had a bad day at the office?.....use and abuse and then feel a bit better.lol.

[Partridge]

Yeah, maybe stick to PMing him so not to clog up the forum with crap, which happened on AROnline.

[Spiny Norman]

Oh I don't know, it can be quite fun on here when someone's getting called a cunt.

[autofive]

does he pose in front of his car?

[Cheggers]

He's clearly good at trolling, he's managed to generate 2 pages on Autoshite without even signing up!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Thats just what I was thinking, he's miraculously generated 2 pages of spam without lifting a finger

[Partridge]

Thats just what I was thinking, he's miraculously generated 2 pages of spam without lifting a finger

 

 

@ Autofive. Not yet...

[Pete-M]

Doesn't sound like a bad lad to me.

 

Or is he doing proper Rovers as well as those Honda things?

 

(insert smiley here)_

[Partridge]

I remember a Honda thing being run over by a tank, but then I again I would remember that because I drive a Honda thing.

[Bobthebeard]

The chances of him (or anyone else) registering on here are zero at the moment anyway.

Management aren't exactly what you'd call pro-active these days....

 

No offence intended, but how is Autoshite run, and by whom? The forum always* seems to work and is always* available. Someone must be in charge like....

I am fairly IT ignorant, but surely SOMEONE is changing the virtual oil and checking the points/kicking the tyres on here now and then?

Otherwise it wouldn't run so smoothly and start first time etc....

Surely Autoshite wasn't made in Japan in 1989 and never needs maintenance? Always thought of it as Longbridge 1989 really..

[Cavcraft]

Sometimes it's self policed. Obviously not this thread though.

[Bobthebeard]

Sometimes it's self policed. Obviously not this thread though.

 

Oooh! A tad harsh perhaps?

[whitevanman]

Nope.....

[Bobthebeard]

Ok.... Fair comment.