2013 Autoshite Quote Thread

[John F]

I dont see why not, when is it?

 

It's the spring bank holiday weekend, so that'll be 25th-27th May.

[John F]

I dont see why not, when is it?

 

It's the spring bank holiday weekend, so that'll be 25th-27th May.

[garethj]

This made me ROFL

My 320 auto let you go straight from drive to reverse even if you where doing 90 mph at the time. I did it once and created a 40 metre skid mark. I also left tyre marks on the road.

[garethj]

This made me ROFL

My 320 auto let you go straight from drive to reverse even if you where doing 90 mph at the time. I did it once and created a 40 metre skid mark. I also left tyre marks on the road.

[skattrd]

I just got strange looks in the office as I was laughing quite loudly at this from cms206

 

Also see related "clunge magnet" - beige Itals I believe are 100% magnetic to clunge, making the driver a dead cert for hawt ackshun with tha laydees.

[skattrd]

I just got strange looks in the office as I was laughing quite loudly at this from cms206

 

Also see related "clunge magnet" - beige Itals I believe are 100% magnetic to clunge, making the driver a dead cert for hawt ackshun with tha laydees.

[Junkman]

True autoshitism in a nutshell:

 

Surely buying a Jag in the dark is the only way!!!

[Junkman]

True autoshitism in a nutshell:

 

Surely buying a Jag in the dark is the only way!!!

[Craig the Princess]

Been here, done this.

 

I own 5 cars and have to resort to using my mums car because my own cars are either not working or far away waiting to be collected.

[catsinthewelder]

CreepingJesus the true shitter reads all the advice, takes it all on board then ignores it anyway. If it's been abandoned it's probably got a long list of horrible thoughts. Then again if it's cheap enough it may look good rotting outside your house.

[Craig the Princess]

We're living a lemonade shandy lifestyle on a Panda Pops income.

[vulgalour]

You don't get vocabulary like this on other forums.

 

I shall also take some more pics of the dark blue Polo, as it is hilariously manky and scrofulous.

[phil_lihp]

Concise analysis of a Primrose Yellow Rover 75

 

Same colour as the inside of the oil cap, nice.

[Craig the Princess]

I can say with pride on those cold winter mornings in January im messing about changing the perennially leaking oil, not wasting my day wandering aimlessly around some foul provincial shopping centre.

[Partridge]

"LOL A ROVER, HOPE YOU'RE GOOD AT DOING HEAD GASKETS, SCRAP IT ETC' © the entire internet

[chaseracer]

willswitchengage, of 'shite vans':

 

"Basically, anything that reminds me of Dougal from the Magic Roundabout."

[Wilko220]

She [Mrs Thatcher] invented the K-series engine and built in the OMGHGF just to scold passing kittens with steam burns.

[quicksilver]

This opinion of Windows 8 actually just made me LOL

It's like BMW deciding to put the steering wheel on the roof because it gives better visibility.

[Micrashed]

I never look at this thread let alone post in it - however the following has just had me giggling like a schoolgirl at work (which given where I work isnt such a good thing)

Re The Deawoo Maltizer

I love the look of them and will defo have one one day. Seem to recall their NCAP rating is about the same as coming down Mount Everest in an MFI wardrobe though.

 

Thank you Billy

[John F]

KruJoe, in the "Lada Samara (Bloody thing)" thread, providing the very definition of autoshite vehicle recovery:

 

That didn't work, so we dragged it back from Kirby-bloody-Lonsdale on the end of some oily yellow string we found in the spare wheel

[explosive-cabbage]

 

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Fucking fucking fuckin g fuckn fuck ing fuck/ you know fuck fuckin gfuckng fckin gfcuk /.......... rrrrrrrrr mmmm. large breasts on the summmmer begin to rub in the large breasts beigin to rub..... i just dont know

Don't worry, dear Pamela, I'll do my scientific best to command your fleet...

 

 

Sounds like a good combination to me! I think most people on here won't have a clue who Crystal Castles are!

On that note, I'm off to see Hadouken tonight

[meggersdog]

(she fell out) Sounds like she is playing some sort of table-top pacman game but without sitting down

[SambaS]

My mate Jack bumped into Alice at a rave in London, she was off her face ha ha. I keep missing Leeds Fest so haven't seen them live yet

[Albert Ross]

Phil_lihp did this one relative to 7 years bad luck on the bodge thread. It made I larf.

 

Maybe he's hoping he can remove the splint once it's had a chance to heal

[explosive-cabbage]

My mate Jack bumped into Alice at a rave in London, she was off her face ha ha. I keep missing Leeds Fest so haven't seen them live yet

You at Leedsfest this year Ed? Should be good... Planning to go on the Friday, want to see Hadouken and Fall Out Boy

Apparently at a previous gig at Leedsfest Alice was off her face and went croudsurding and someone shoved their fingers up her skirt. She went mental and smashed all the stage equipment up!

[Shep Shepherd]

 

As a devotee of electronic music ever since I first heard "Japanese Boy" by Aneka in the summer of 1981, I think that's seriously good stuff

[SambaS]

Album II is good as well, III not so.. Will I doubt I'll be doing much this year in the way of festivals, I usually do Global Gathering, been 5 consecutive years bar last year. Cant beat the GG atmosphere

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I just listened to a couple of crystal castles efforts on YouTube. Verdict: GOD-AWFUL

[cms206]

A look of "eh?" from the missus, but I spat tea over the dog on this effort regarding Tagoras...

 

MY BALLS HAVE EXPLODED IN MY OWN FACE

[MrDuke]

In a similar vein, regarding a Fuego Turbo:

Seeing that has made me spunk my dentures through my actual chappie.

 

So good, I've stolen it \/ \/ \/