2013 Autoshite Quote Thread

[vulgalour]

Then I'd weld my diff and a wall would fall on me.

[outlaw118]

Cavette, on form as usual...

As comparisons go that's like me drawing a cock and balls on a bog wall and comparing it to Monet's water lilies

 

[KruJoe]

I'm gay and I had an 88".

 

Sounds painful.

[CreepingJesus]

I was on the 7.30 from Camelon to Edinburgh today and my train was delayed by 10 flaming minutes because a bastarding horse was running towards it.

 

The driver got out and literally shouted at it.

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

2.2 DIESEL ENGINE IS THE BEST ENGINE FROM RENAULT

the 'from renault' is like a caveat

 

like saying dogturds are the best turds

[Cavcraft]

Peter with:

 

'has privet reg mil8525

 

Hmm, according to the DVLA site, privet reg is on a British Leylandii.'

 

[dollywobbler]

On Wuv's LNA:

Can we please please please team up with a Peugeot 104 owner and park it my Samba and said 104 up for a photo... I've been trying to arrange this for years. Please please please. Sorry for being strange.

[chaseracer]

Of BV72's Rangie and Mrs BV's Pujo...

 

...the Range Rover and 205 make ideal companions for fuel, when something does 55+mpg you can drive hundreds of miles practically free. So as an average between the two cars it all makes sense, in a man-maths kind of way.

 

[rml2345]

Of a very slightly modified mini in the tat thread;

 

I'm not sure that 0-60 in 13.5 seconds is really a wolf in sheep's clothing? More liks a slightly cross sheep, in sheep's clothing.

[Albert Ross]

Re: Fossil v. squished vegatables.

I think at these tempratures you've got more chance of spreading whats in your tank on a sandwich than burning it in an engine.

[flat4alfa]

made about as much financial sense as putting your bollocks in a SPONG mincing machine.

(On Pug V6 kits for Eclat/Elite clubbers)

[flat4alfa]

made about as much financial sense as putting your bollocks in a SPONG mincing machine.

(On Pug V6 kits for Eclat/Elite clubbers)

[KruJoe]

I just found another one from SambaS:

 

Fucking fucking fuckin g fuckn fuck ing fuck/ you know fuck fuckin gfuckng fckin gfcuk /.......... rrrrrrrrr mmmm. large breasts on the summmmer begin to rub in the large breasts beigin to rub..... i just dont know

Don't worry, dear Pamela, I'll do my scientific best to command your fleet...

 

Jeez, Edd! What was going on there then?

[KruJoe]

I just found another one from SambaS:

 

Fucking fucking fuckin g fuckn fuck ing fuck/ you know fuck fuckin gfuckng fckin gfcuk /.......... rrrrrrrrr mmmm. large breasts on the summmmer begin to rub in the large breasts beigin to rub..... i just dont know

Don't worry, dear Pamela, I'll do my scientific best to command your fleet...

 

Jeez, Edd! What was going on there then?

[SambaS]

 

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Fucking fucking fuckin g fuckn fuck ing fuck/ you know fuck fuckin gfuckng fckin gfcuk /.......... rrrrrrrrr mmmm. large breasts on the summmmer begin to rub in the large breasts beigin to rub..... i just dont know

Don't worry, dear Pamela, I'll do my scientific best to command your fleet...

[SambaS]

 

+

 

 

+

 

 

=

 

Fucking fucking fuckin g fuckn fuck ing fuck/ you know fuck fuckin gfuckng fckin gfcuk /.......... rrrrrrrrr mmmm. large breasts on the summmmer begin to rub in the large breasts beigin to rub..... i just dont know

Don't worry, dear Pamela, I'll do my scientific best to command your fleet...

[KruJoe]

Bloody hell. All 24 was it?

[KruJoe]

Bloody hell. All 24 was it?

[SambaS]

I doubt it, probably at least two cans

[SambaS]

I doubt it, probably at least two cans

[KruJoe]

Crikey, a cheap date! I wonder what state you'd be in after a night out with JohnF and his mates...

[KruJoe]

Crikey, a cheap date! I wonder what state you'd be in after a night out with JohnF and his mates...

[SambaS]

I don't know but Friday night's antics usually don't wear off now until sometime on Monday, so I tend to shy away from having a drink at all.

 

That said there must be summit on at Malham this summer !

 

And I still want to sample that pub you mentioned in Arncliffe

[SambaS]

I don't know but Friday night's antics usually don't wear off now until sometime on Monday, so I tend to shy away from having a drink at all.

 

That said there must be summit on at Malham this summer !

 

And I still want to sample that pub you mentioned in Arncliffe

[KruJoe]

Yup. I do like a nice ale myself. Mustard mitt, I'm a bit out of practice at the moment too.

 

Anyway...

 

[KruJoe]

Yup. I do like a nice ale myself. Mustard mitt, I'm a bit out of practice at the moment too.

 

Anyway...

 

[John F]

Crikey, a cheap date! I wonder what state you'd be in after a night out with JohnF and his mates...

 

 

Are you joining us at the Malham Safari this year then, Edd?

[John F]

Crikey, a cheap date! I wonder what state you'd be in after a night out with JohnF and his mates...

 

 

Are you joining us at the Malham Safari this year then, Edd?

[SambaS]

I dont see why not, when is it?

[SambaS]

I dont see why not, when is it?