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As The World Is Ending On The 21/12/12

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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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I thought we might like to find ourselves some shite to see ourselves into Armageddon.

 

Now, as shiters we don't normally believe in car finance so to make it interesting I've set the maximum price for your purchase at £400 which is the limit for a wonga.com payday loan which incidentally means that you'll owe them £421.50 on Friday should you survive the promised onslaught of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

 

Car must be driveable but tax and test are optional as we won't be around to pay the fixed penalty fines.

 

Here's my choice from the classifieds;

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003072573

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And here's some music to get you in the mood.

Bobthebeard Rank: Lancia Gamma

Bobthebeard

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I thought we might like to find ourselves some shite to see ourselves into Armageddon.

 

Now, as shiters we don't normally believe in car finance so to make it interesting I've set the maximum price for your purchase at £400 which is the limit for a wonga.com payday loan which incidentally means that you'll owe them £421.50 on Friday should you survive the promised onslaught of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

 

Car must be driveable but tax and test are optional as we won't be around to pay the fixed penalty fines.

 

Here's my choice from the classifieds;

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003072573

$(KGrHqF,!o0FBfrucwYtBQokjuBN7g~~48_80.JPG

 

And here's some music to get you in the mood.

 

I would buy THAT Peugeot 405 on EBay. Would do the 'buy it now' on 20th December and hope to feck that world would end on the 21st.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Fully MOTd & taxed Saab 9-3, looks OK for 400 bucks.

 

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Wouldn't it be a wizard wheeze if all the power companies and phone/internet providers flicked everything off for 10 minutes at midnight on Friday morning, just to freak people out? :twisted:

freebird Rank: Austin Maxi

freebird

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Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?

Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.

I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.

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pandarus Rank: Austin Maxi

pandarus

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I would buy an Allegro Vanden Plas and ride out the storm under a picnic table on the lovely shagpile.

 

Failing that, I would die thrashing the life out of a ropey old Alfa. Must be a red one of course.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I was going to go for this ZT so I could got out to the sound of v6 but the clutch is gubbed and I don't want to spend my final minutes in an AA lorry.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-mg-zt-4-door-saloon-good-mot-375/1005093157

 

As as result I've decided to go for this Omega so I can stick a blue light on the top and I become the O-COP-OLYPZ. To Punish and Enslave!

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-omega-22-cdx/1005063051

stilo_active Rank: Austin Maxi

stilo_active

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Ooooh Susanna Reid....Oh fuck yes...

 

Anyway, back down to Earth... Fiat Tipo. Must have a digital dash too. And I'd make sure SWMBO had to drive a Citroen Visa just so the controls could confuse the hell out of her.

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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That ZT is one of those cars I could so easily get sucked in by.. But a clutch.. And 2k over the horrific timing belt change due limit spells open wallet surgery I suspect. You could break it at that money and make a profit though I'd have thought.

TimothyClaypole Rank: Citroen Ami

TimothyClaypole

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I'll be laughing all the way to the crest of a wave as you lot are washed away...

 

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Well I'll need a deckhand as it's £800...

 

:mrgreen:

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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I'd buy a Monopoly set and triumphantly wave the "Get Out Of Jail Free" card as the apocalypse wipes all you slower thinkers out, mwahahaha!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?

Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.

I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.

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I'm not a fighter but you'd end up having to scrap me to be first to play hide the sausage with Susanna.

freebird Rank: Austin Maxi

freebird

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Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?

Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.

I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.

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I'm not a fighter but you'd end up having to scrap me to be first to play hide the sausage with Susanna.

Thats fair enough fella.

How about we both have a go and just swap ends at half time?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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:lol::lol::lol:
whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

whitevanman

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Might just be me...but I'd follow Jimmy Buffets advice.....'lets all get drunk and screw'....might just steal my mates 1936 Chrysler to do it in though 8)8) or I do know where there is a lotus Sunbeam, Lotus Cortina, Allegro Van Den Plas, MG Maestro and thats without considering my own fleet......

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Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?

Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.

I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.

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I'm not a fighter but you'd end up having to scrap me to be first to play hide the sausage with Susanna.

Thats fair enough fella.

How about we both have a go and just swap ends at half time?

 

I'd wager there wouldn't be such gentlemanly behaviour on other forums.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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It better happen before 2:30pm tomorrow, because I really don't want to spend my last moment on earth at work

fotorabia Rank: Renault 16

fotorabia

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If u notice any inactivity from my zone..its becos its hit Australia _NZ first as we are based in the future ahead of you...i let u know of any early warning signs...cockroaches doing a runner..birds flying upside down etc...and as time is running out..ill just sick with the Merc...

ps shite...The End of the World is Neither Here Nor There...

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I hope it's a zombie apocalypse because we have a chainsaw in the shed

fotorabia Rank: Renault 16

fotorabia

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I hope it's a zombie apocalypse because we have a chainsaw in the shed

 

NG,,ill be right behind u with the strimmer...

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