2014 Autoshite Calendar Photo dump Thread - Closed

[chaseracer]

Read the sign...

 

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, I'm happy to do the layout if Cavette's happy to do the actual work again

 

 

Many thanks, and yes, more than happy to do it again.

[KruJoe]

Read the sign

Can't - too small

[phil_lihp]

From Dugong in the Grin thread:

 

[greengartside]

[chaseracer]

Can't - too small

 

"Please take your rubbish home"!

 

[phil_lihp]

Incidentally, why not drop a gem from the quotes thread below each month's photo?

[Craig the Princess]

Incidentally, why not drop a gem from the quotes thread below each month's photo?

 

Need to be a little careful or they would be NSFW which would be a shame.

[phil_lihp]

Well I reckon there's plenty of fairly clean ones to chose from!

[eddyramrod]

AS Flying Squad?

[Cavcraft]

I think we did, or were going to do, some random quoting beneath pictures. Swear words could be starred out a bit or omitted altogether if needed.

 

Seeing as I'm as shit at this sort of thing as plenty of other 'jobs' could someone please organise a poll of sorts for the pictures? perhaps this year we can try and sort it a little earlier so we can guarantee disappointment on Christmas day!

[KruJoe]

Aye, I did suggest the quotes thing last year, but it never happened.

[Craig the Princess]

Ok, shall we say photos on this thread until Sunday 24th for nominations then a poll from next Sunday until the end of Novemeber?

[vulgalour]

sounds good to me.

[HillmanImp]

I did actually do some shots of the Visa for this the other day but they were not good enough as I seems to suddenly be wanting to be the next David fucking Bailey.  I am not going to try kidding anyone that they are not to just try and get on the calender though (eh Billy   ). 

 

I will need to get off my chops and do some better ones. 

[vulgalour]

I always liked the apparent accidental nature of the AS calendar contents, it's one of the biggest appeals.  So don't worry about pictures being good enough, if anyone else is like me about the calendar it's content not quality that counts.

[SambaS]

(p1) FSO 125P in shed by CYANIDE STEVE 1 votes

(p2) 205 XE by Wilko220 1 votes

(p2) Winter 460 Turbo by richardthestag and watanabe 1 votes

(p2) Reliant Kitten by stuboy 1 votes

(p5) GTi Triumvirate by Jon 1 votes

(p6) LOL by Conrad D. Conelrad 1 votes

(p7) N961 MUB 205 by the sea by sco14 1 votes

(p7) Sunrise on the field of broken dreams by cms206 1 votes

(p7) One happy man by KruJoe and Trigger 1 votes

[vulgalour]

Picked one for each month, but listed them in no particular order.

 

1 - Trigger.  Turkey.  Diahatsu. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=390345

2 - Fotorabia.  Mercedes. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=390890

3 - It's French, so it must be an art installation. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=467686

4 - Autoshite: Lifestyle. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=398972

5 - Hearse, Moulton style. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=416642

6 - Chicken Ami. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=416990

7 - Chateau Cobblers. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=420757

8 - Snowmobile. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=398756

9 - Beautiful Austin. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=426292

10 - Will's first A-framing (mis)adventure http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=432062

11 - Suburban Autoshitia http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=432977

12 - Rat's nest. http://autoshite.com/topic/12857-2014-autoshite-calendar-photo-dump-thread-nominations-close-midnight-saturday/?p=476902

[Craig the Princess]

Can we hold fire on the voting until next week?

 

I thought this week I'd put the pictures in a online gallery with a picture number to make this a bit easier this year but can't do this until about Wedensday evening. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Regarding quotes: There's no facility on the calendar maker app to add text over the pictures, so I'd have to add them to the photos. That's doable but since the calendar app is already a bit... vague, I'm worried the text would come out blurry and blocky. 

 

Text can be added to the individual date boxes, although they're a bit small and it means you couldn't visit the dentist on the 19th because the 19th is taken up with a hilarious quote comparing a Nissan Navara to smallpox or something. 

[Sloth in a bowl]

A late entry for a summer holiday shot, yes it's a proper Polski Fiat.

 

[Felly Magic]

Daverapid Woollarding!

 

 

 

 

[KruJoe]

[Craig the Princess]

 

[coalnotdole]

It's probably bad forum etiquette to post your own photos up for consideration... but what the hell.

 

 

[SambaS]

them R gud

[vulgalour]

Yeah... I might have to rehash my premature nominations a little.

[davidfowler2000]

I'd like to add some random contributions to this year's calendar shortlist....

[Craig the Princess]

All the pictures (apart from those shown as image removed or non-AS owned cars) are saved here, if I'm missed any please let me know,

https://imageshack.com/a/Vrbb/1

 

What do we think about voting? Did the copy the vote above with your ones added work last year? There are too many options for a poll thread to be started.

[ShiteRider]

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Posted Today, 12:15 AM Do either of these bits of Herald still exist? MetBlackmk5, on 16 Jun 2013 - 6:24 PM, said:

Ref: Herald bits, bulkhead got bridged with a load of other shit, engine and box is still in the corner of the yard. The chassis lives on under some kind of kit car (2000 trumper straight six power).