Country Left Speechless as Phil Buys Modern Car.

[Formula Autos]

 

Ah yes - the Prince Philip owned Metrocab. His missus seems pretty chuffed with it too.

 

Edit - Bumhats! Just read this thread properly.

[Formula Autos]

 

Ah yes - the Prince Philip owned Metrocab. His missus seems pretty chuffed with it too.

 

Edit - Bumhats! Just read this thread properly.

[Cavcraft]

 

Ah yes - the Prince Philip owned Metrocab. His missus seems pretty chuffed with it too.

 

Edit - Bumhats! Just read this thread properly.

 

I reckon you're on to something here. Phil has the right first name and Busmo is (possibly, if you were a bit pissed) Greek sounding. Did anyone notice him posting messages during the Jubilee Celebrations except the last day and half when he was in hospital? Has he ever categorically stated his missus's face hasn't been stuck in the top right corner of envelopes for many a year? Has anyone been to his house? If none of that has you convinced just ask yourself when you last saw him in a Tato Nano.

[Cavcraft]

 

Ah yes - the Prince Philip owned Metrocab. His missus seems pretty chuffed with it too.

 

Edit - Bumhats! Just read this thread properly.

 

I reckon you're on to something here. Phil has the right first name and Busmo is (possibly, if you were a bit pissed) Greek sounding. Did anyone notice him posting messages during the Jubilee Celebrations except the last day and half when he was in hospital? Has he ever categorically stated his missus's face hasn't been stuck in the top right corner of envelopes for many a year? Has anyone been to his house? If none of that has you convinced just ask yourself when you last saw him in a Tato Nano.

[cort16]

Is it a Suzatsu Shitaki?

[cort16]

Is it a Suzatsu Shitaki?

[vulgalour]

Still struggling with the concept of someone buying something new and desirable and posting about it here.

[vulgalour]

Still struggling with the concept of someone buying something new and desirable and posting about it here.

[garycox]

I hope it's a Citroen C6.

[garycox]

I hope it's a Citroen C6.

[DSdriver]

As well as an Autoshite quote of the year competition we should have a thread of the year

This one is brilliant and would be a firm contender.

[DSdriver]

As well as an Autoshite quote of the year competition we should have a thread of the year

This one is brilliant and would be a firm contender.

[philibusmo]

Yesterday at approximately 21.30 Phil purchased a car that was neither old nor seemingly requiring an immediate rebuild; causing mass panic amongst members of the public too thick to comprehend anything more difficult than a Mr Men book.

 

Just before 12.00 in an address to the nation the Prime Minister outlined his thoughts on the events: “Obviously we are doing everything in our power to contain the situation and rest assured that the public’s safety is our main priorityâ€Â. Mr Camera-Phone went on to comment on why he believed it had happened; “Labour’s policy of literally paying people to buy small executive cars has now flooded the second hand market, making them very temptingly cheap. It is all their fault. I will have my butler make sure that they are held accountable for their actions. We are seriously considering banning anything newer than 1995 being sold on eBay to stop this happening again.â€Â

 

Edsel Millipede responded by calling Mr Camera-Phone “a big shiny plastic face†and told him to “go back to modelling in the Boden Catalogue.â€Â

 

Shortly after the Prime Ministers speech rumours spread across Bleater, Faceache and other less cool forms of social media that the car in question was in fact S reg.

 

“This changes everything at yet nothing†Bleated popular comedian Randy Dump causing agreement, disagreement and indifference amongst the heard of dim-wits that follow him.

 

An S registered car that Phil didn't buy

 

The effects are now being felt as far north as Stafford where we witnessed one fat man pushing a Talbot Horizon into the Birmingham Shipping Canal. Now utterly worthless it was not worth the effort to even take photos in a white room, claiming it was mint, and going on about the rallying success and new carpet pile technology for about 80 paragraphs on eBay whilst asking £5000 for it.

 

We asked him to comment but his accent was so whiney and annoying that we got bored and pushed him in the water.

 

It remains to see what will happen next and still no-one knows what mystical automobile has been hastily bid upon before the winning moment.

[philibusmo]

Yesterday at approximately 21.30 Phil purchased a car that was neither old nor seemingly requiring an immediate rebuild; causing mass panic amongst members of the public too thick to comprehend anything more difficult than a Mr Men book.

 

Just before 12.00 in an address to the nation the Prime Minister outlined his thoughts on the events: “Obviously we are doing everything in our power to contain the situation and rest assured that the public’s safety is our main priorityâ€Â. Mr Camera-Phone went on to comment on why he believed it had happened; “Labour’s policy of literally paying people to buy small executive cars has now flooded the second hand market, making them very temptingly cheap. It is all their fault. I will have my butler make sure that they are held accountable for their actions. We are seriously considering banning anything newer than 1995 being sold on eBay to stop this happening again.â€Â

 

Edsel Millipede responded by calling Mr Camera-Phone “a big shiny plastic face†and told him to “go back to modelling in the Boden Catalogue.â€Â

 

Shortly after the Prime Ministers speech rumours spread across Bleater, Faceache and other less cool forms of social media that the car in question was in fact S reg.

 

“This changes everything at yet nothing†Bleated popular comedian Randy Dump causing agreement, disagreement and indifference amongst the heard of dim-wits that follow him.

 

An S registered car that Phil didn't buy

 

The effects are now being felt as far north as Stafford where we witnessed one fat man pushing a Talbot Horizon into the Birmingham Shipping Canal. Now utterly worthless it was not worth the effort to even take photos in a white room, claiming it was mint, and going on about the rallying success and new carpet pile technology for about 80 paragraphs on eBay whilst asking £5000 for it.

 

We asked him to comment but his accent was so whiney and annoying that we got bored and pushed him in the water.

 

It remains to see what will happen next and still no-one knows what mystical automobile has been hastily bid upon before the winning moment.

[hairnet]

kia rio for sure.........

[hairnet]

kia rio for sure.........

[Cavcraft]

I'm still going for a C4, even if it's not Watto's.

 

+1 on what Mr Driver said too.

[Cavcraft]

I'm still going for a C4, even if it's not Watto's.

 

+1 on what Mr Driver said too.

[dollywobbler]

Many a chuckle here! Citroen Xsara gets my vote. Old enought to be crap, new enough to be entirely dull.

[dollywobbler]

Many a chuckle here! Citroen Xsara gets my vote. Old enought to be crap, new enough to be entirely dull.

[outlaw118]

I can't believe nobody's suggested this yet....

 

A winnah shurley?

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Fuck me, that's a bit big....sorry....

[outlaw118]

I can't believe nobody's suggested this yet....

 

A winnah shurley?

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Fuck me, that's a bit big....sorry....

[phil_lihp]

Modern, desirable and probably unreliable? Alfa 156 Ftw.

 

Actually I have no idea, just enjoying this thread

[phil_lihp]

Modern, desirable and probably unreliable? Alfa 156 Ftw.

 

Actually I have no idea, just enjoying this thread

[tonedepear]

Not one of these modernist DS affairs, shirley?

[tonedepear]

Not one of these modernist DS affairs, shirley?

[Micrashed]

Im guessing something like a Fraud Mundane.

[Micrashed]

Im guessing something like a Fraud Mundane.

[cort16]

Toymancha Racketayo?

[cort16]

Toymancha Racketayo?