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{Tightens laces on 32 hole Doc Martens}

 

Sorry, I was just looking at the picture of your meeting and trying to work out who was who. Now obv. you're second from the right, but regarding the others, who is who?

 

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Left is Earl, 2nd left Wuvvum, middle is Spotted Luarel, and OldFord far right.

It was Sunday after all.

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Yeah, I wasn't likely to wear my best hat, was I? it was only Autoshite, after all.

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And it's all better, would it be too soon to call for a big old virtual stripped to the waist group hug? When it does kick off here, it's really not that bad, and it does invariably seem that where someone crosses a line they'll be a big enough of a man to retract or apologise, rather than go all internarrogant capslock carnage.

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Now this is what Autoshite is all about! And you won't get scenery like that in Clacton. Fucking southern shandy drinking bastards*.

 

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*Name that film.....

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Fucking southern shandy drinking bastards*.

 

It's all right for you, I've got them all around me here! Every other Brit in Cyprus is a Fackin Cockney, innit, and at least half the others are Weegies. I come from where Real Men aren't afraid to drink Pepsi... :D

 

And, er... 51st State? Just a guess.

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Fucking southern shandy drinking bastards*.

 

51st State? Just a guess.

 

Nope. Sorry!

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Fucking southern shandy drinking bastards*.

 

51st State? Just a guess.

 

Nope. Sorry!

 

Lock Stock.

 

Can't believe you posted a pic of after I'd left. Pah. I'll remember this... :P

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Fucking southern shandy drinking bastards*.

 

 

Lock Stock.

 

Can't believe you posted a pic of after I'd left. Pah. I'll remember this... :P

 

Only because you left early to watch some pansies kick a pigs bladder around! :D

 

Oh, and yes, it is Lock Stock.

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I've wanted to smash someone's head in with the door of a tobacco leaf Rover P6 every since i first saw that film (one of my all time favorites!).

 

I might have anger issues...

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I note with some dismay that nobody has named that tune on the previous page.

As I suspected all the Northern monkeys on here Know NUFFINK.

 

NSFW****NSFW*****

 

heres the answer, actual lyrics appear at about 1.35.............

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I note with some dismay that nobody has named that tune on the previous page.

As I suspected all the Northern monkeys on here Know NUFFINK.

 

NSFW****NSFW*****

 

heres the answer, actual lyrics appear at about 1.35.............

 

Alexi's a scouser.

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I note with some dismay that nobody has named that tune on the previous page.

As I suspected all the Northern monkeys on here Know NUFFINK.

 

NSFW****NSFW*****

 

heres the answer, actual lyrics appear at about 1.35.............

 

Alexi's a scouser.

 

And he was on tablets for his nerves and sleeping in his Jag.

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#Pops head around door#

This place still kicking off? :wink:

#Walks back down corridor to MS#

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I believe that's whats more commonly known as "banter".

I've never eaten a jellied eel in my life. Gor Blimey. etc.

 

A Volvo from A12....

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Some Japanese shite covered in plaz.....can you tell what it is? Vitual hearty handshake for the winner....

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#Pops head around door#

This place still kicking off? :wink:

#Walks back down corridor to MS#

 

Completely off the mark there but never mind, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

 

Bob: is that a CRX?

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Sorry Billster, it wasn't. It was so covered in shit, it was difficult to tell. Crx IIRC.

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Can't believe you posted a pic of after I'd left. Pah. I'll remember this... :P

Only because you left early to watch some pansies kick a pigs bladder around! :D

...in a game that wasn't even on that day!

 

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Stick around next time buddy! :)

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