a normal day at work...

[Torsten2001]

So on Tuesday I shall be taking this:

 

Full of these ladies:

 

To here:

 

I'm quite looking forward to it surprisingly!

 

Which is here:

[trigger]

I'll give you a 1000 camels for the girl on the right.

 

Where is this sandy place you speak of then?.

[Des]

GR8 4 no sneaky glimpse of flange because of burkas.

[Volksy]

Any jobs going?

[Torsten2001]

Can you dance?

[Guest]

Any 'jobs going?

[Volksy]

I meant more the driving side of things..

 

I don't look good in feathers...

[trigger]

Volksy last week.

 

[seth]

I'll give you a 1000 camels for the girl on the right.

 

I'll give you 100 camels if you leave the bloke second from the left behind.

[Torsten2001]

got any Silk Cut?

[nigel bickle]

How do we ensure they dont let you out?

 

Oh and I'll safeguard the keys to the dungeon whilst gone.

 

A frame in the boot-natch.....

[Torsten2001]

the keys are under the mat but I'll be back before you get ALL the shite out!

[nigel bickle]

Nah- I've called Customs

 

Uk

France

Andorra (in case)

Spain

Morocco

Tunisia

Libya...

[Mr Lobster]

Nice work! I'd reckon that'll be rather enjoyable.

[dollywobbler]

I get to drive one of those VWs for my volunteer community driving. They're very nice. My passengers tend to be somewhat older. And rather more dressed. And the scenery is less sandy. Otherwise, exactly the same.

[bigstraight6]

And you get paid for this Torsten! I would be delighted to do a job swop with you, O lucky man

[eddyramrod]

That's what I call a driving job!

 

The previous VW LT was unrecognisably better than the equivalent Sprinter; is that still the case with these new Crafters? I haven't had my hands on one yet, sadly. Especially not one with your type of cargo!

[scooters]

have fun vek - I love Morroco - proper country!

 

areyou driving to Casablanca?

 

remember to use your horn a lot and be very careful of old erc grand taxis drivig in the middle of the road at 100 mph

[Cavcraft]

[Torsten2001]

The nice thing about is it's 5 Star hotels and fancy restaurants

 

The not so nice thing is it's all done in 7 days, but apparently it's all going to be on telly so you can see what an utter c**t I am...which is nice

[warren t claim]

I'm so jealous I hope they choose that week to sympathetically ovulate together.

[AeroNautiCal]

Do the Facebook, Twitter & blogging thing (whatever that is) and you'll get hordes of follower's who'll hang on your every word, and buy tee shirts and dvd's depicting your sandy saga...

 

Or, do none of the above!

 

That apart, it sounds like an excellent trip with pleasant, self loading freight.

 

You've made just about every male on this forum ever so slightly envious.

[CreepingJesus]

And here's me, going to get into work for 4.30 am, to go collect spuds miles outside of Dundee. Where did I go wrong, now?

[Lord Sterling]

Wow, how did you manage to swing that job? What channel is the programme going to be on?

[scooters]

The nice thing about is it's 5 Star hotels and fancy restaurants

 

The not so nice thing is it's all done in 7 days, but apparently it's all going to be on telly so you can see what an utter c**t I am...which is nice

 

 

be careful with those birds mate.....they look like trouble to me!

 

and do't get into any scrapes with the local Fuzz, they don't piss about - extraordinary render first and ask questions later with imaginative uses for car batteries. Make sure you take loads of photers the shite over there is brilliant.

 

I've been to Marrakesh and the Atlas a few times but I realy want to go to Fez.

[Torsten2001]

great hats I'm told!

[michiel]

Weren't they tuned by John Cooper?

[Torsten2001]

no, his brother, Tommy Cooper

[andrew e]

I was going to put something encouraging, but I shall settle for B'STARD instead

[Richard]

And here's me, going to get into work for 4.30 am, to go collect spuds miles outside of Dundee. Where did I go wrong, now?

 

Taypack? or QV or whatever they're called this week?