Wrinkled Kraut bint, would you?

[Des]

Not really any point in asking a would you or wouldn't you do Marina, of course any of us would, don't deny it, it's just a case of mood / circumstance / recent alcohol intake.

As an accurate measurement of Marinas allure, perhaps we can all answer honestly if the lady has prompted a speedy discharge of some knuckle children.

[warren t claim]

Go on boys! Tell the truth!

[Alexg]

I'd nob anything after enough Stella

 

(three)

[Negative Creep]

Any port in a storm right?

 

 

 

 

 

...........right?

[pogweasel]

I can only assume that the "average shiter's wife" must look something like:

if you're going batty over some hatchet faced old trout who happens to draper herself over rusty old cars whilst wearing cheap spandex outfits on the internets.

Bleurgh.

[warren t claim]

Does banging the missus while thinking about Marina draped over a 17M Taunus count?

[boobydoo]

What with Solaras and Itals and annoying TV presenters and now Wrinkled Kraut Bints, there seems to have been a resurgence in the popularity of having a jolly good 'poll' !

[trigger]

I'd nob anything after enough Stella

Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella.

 

Barman asks "What's wrong with Stella?"

 

Bloke says "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when i came round i was fucking skint.".

 

Barman says "12 pints of beer costs about the same."

 

Bloke replies "Yeah but skint's my dog".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat......................

[Albert Ross]

I'd sooner buy a new Citroen. (Sorry Wat)

 

Or shove stones up my arse (Not the orange cans that sponsor rugby)

[trigger]

Or shove stones up my arse

 

[warren t claim]

I must say in her favour she doesn't have any council brandings across her back or crappy stars on her wrist. Plus points in my humble opinion.

 

Edit: I know that isn't a popular or fashionable opinion to have these days.

[Pete-M]

council brandings across her back.

"Slag Tags" is the preferred nomenclature, old chap.

[messerschmitt owner]

council brandings across her back.

"Slag Tags" is the preferred nomenclature, old chap.

they are tramp stamps in my 'hood

[CIH]

Probably, but I'd be pulling out pretty sharpish.

edit: oh but I haven't milked one out over her.

[eddyramrod]

I must say in her favour she doesn't have any council brandings across her back or crappy stars on her wrist. Plus points in my humble opinion.

 

Edit: I know that isn't a popular or fashionable opinion to have these days.

Don't worry, I'm in total agreement with you! Glad to see I'm not the only one out of step...

[nigel bickle]

No.

 

Not for me. In any way/shape/form.

[Alexg]

Wow - most of you would'nt.....

 

Looking at what you drive who would have thought you would all be so picky.

[messerschmitt owner]

No.

 

Not for me. In any way/shape/form.

and to think, we heard a rumour that it had been offered!

[messerschmitt owner]

Wow - most of you would'nt.....

 

Looking at what you drive who would have thought you would all be so picky.

'd rather drive my shite than test drive a Marina! Maybe Top Gear could drop a piano on her

[dollywobbler]

I've never caught anything iffy from one of my cars!

[whitevanman]

Looking at what you drive who would have thought you would all be so picky.

I'd argue that what I drive shows how discening I am

[gtd2000]

I think you have to consider the age of the Autoshiter in question.

 

When you are 21 anybody older than 30 is fucking ancient...

 

Get to your late 30's early 40's up to 50 is fair game - but most folks would never have thought that way 10 years before..

 

From my own point of view, I actually find birds that are in their 30's far better fucks at the end of the day and as most of us should all realise, the way a woman looks and how she fucks is not guaranteed

 

It's a bit like the old joke:

 

Q. What's the difference between fucking a fat bird and riding a moped?

 

 

A. There's no difference, both are great fun to ride......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...until your mates find out

 

I've never had the urge to "crack one off" but I'd be quite happy to be suited up and give her the good news

[AnthonyG]

Dear God.....

[Mr Lobster]

Good lord no.

 

Who exactly voted 'yes' Is there a name and shame option here?

[barrett]

Just seeing the title of this thread when I logged on today made me roar with laughter, thanks guys!

As for whether I would or not, it all depends on a fairly complicated whisky/blood ratio, and also if she would give me a 'deal' on a rusty Rosengart

[reallyloud]

2 words. Iggy Pop.

 

[Albert Ross]

Title shamelessly stolen from me....... Honestly! Some people!

[pandamonium]

Who????

I'll answer the poll honestly if someone points me in the right direction.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

I'd wrinkle her krauts.

[seth]

I'd wrinkle her krauts.

But would you complain about threads with shite old cars in while you were at it?