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Not the newest story but I just remembered it. Headlines draw up pictures that may not match reality.

 

 

Why work when I can get £42,000 in benefits a year AND drive a Mercedes?

They're the family with the Mercedes in the drive getting £42,000 a year in benefits. Scroungers? AMANDA PLATELL meets them

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0sjUhPcpK

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF so they get to swan round in the "Mercedes people carrier" This is making me so angry, I just wanna...... oh..........

 

 

 

 

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:roll: Someone get him on here :wink:

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A Mercedes. :evil::x

HOW DARE THEY?

It's got to be worth at least £600.

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Have to say I do like the "Benefits-mobile" caption.

 

As for people playing the system, my work gives me a lot of exposure to the specific details. I have to say that whilst a lot of people seem to do it, I can't see many people who do particularly well out of it. If you want to doss around doing very little for not a great deal of money, the option is there - take it up if you fancy it (whilst you still can!).

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While I want a free house and luxury German benefits-mobile as much as the next man, if it means having that many children running about the house it's just not worth it.

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"I want more babies" says the mother. Don't you think you have enough inbred* offspring already?

The unborn child also has the son's genetic skin condition - you know how much pain your son is in, why the fuck do you want another? Did you not think of getting the foetus tested prior to the abortion-best-before date, you couple of ignorant, selfish morons?

The parents themselves should have been drowned at birth.

 

*The gene for red hair is recessive - it takes 2 copies to produce the red hair - thus there is little "hybrid vigour".

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and why the feck is he not working? they have a carer that comes in and i'm sure that lazy bitch could get off her arse and help the other kids.

 

benefit system should give them the option... chasity belt for her or the snip for him.. at least with all those kids he can't use a bad back as an excuse to dodge work.

 

i just pity the poor woman that gets lumbered with that lot should they ever decide to apply to do wife swap :lol:

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*The gene for red hair is recessive - it takes 2 copies to produce the red hair - thus there is little "hybrid vigour".

While I have accepted this theory and the postulation that there will be no more redheads within five generations my family apparently refutes that.

There are no known redheads in my family or my wifes, nor the families of the husbands of my two elder daughters.

 

My two youngest granddaughters, one to each of my daughters, are both redheads.

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I have 5 kids aged 8 -18 and I can honestly say I've never made a killing in the benefit world. I was skint when I was working and and I'm still skint now I'm on incapacity benefit.

 

But, a family of six from Iran have recently moved in not far from us and they already have a 09 plate motor and the council is completely renovating their house for them even though it was last done only 4 years ago! My daughter said that the three older kids have decent (£200+) mobile phones too.

 

Obviously I don't know specific details about them but the parents definitely look like top grade work-dodgers.

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A Mercedes. :evil::x

HOW DARE THEY?

It's got to be worth at least £600.

More like £60!

 

Those particular 'parents' do need sterilisation now though.

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*The gene for red hair is recessive - it takes 2 copies to produce the red hair - thus there is little "hybrid vigour".

While I have accepted this theory and the postulation that there will be no more redheads within five generations my family apparently refutes that.

There are no known redheads in my family or my wifes, nor the families of the husbands of my two elder daughters.

 

My two youngest granddaughters, one to each of my daughters, are both redheads.

My mum's side of the family are gingers but luckily I've managed to avoid it. Thing is I'm rather worried my kids may become daywalkers - perhaps I should marry an Asian just in case?

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'It's my right,' she replies. If people knew how hard her life was, she says, they would be more sympathetic. They might be less sympathetic to hear that despite their vast state handouts, the Daveys declared themselves bankrupt after being saddled with £20,000 of debts, mostly accrued from catalogue shopping.

 

Despite being overseas for most of the time, I still pay UK tax. I could get smart and fill in the forms, but I'd have to enter the Chinese tax system in order to invoke the double taxation stuff. I'm British, and would rather pay tax to my own country than someone elses.

 

Look, don't we still own a few islands and rocks around the planet? People like this wish to take without a hint of giving, so therefore really don't deserve a gold-tier level membership to this state's safety net. Let's start with Lundy - a little rock a few clicks away with cultivatable soil and a half decent climate for subsistence farming.

 

Allocate each family unit one 15th of a hectare, some basic tools and a pair of chickens. Nothing else. Plenty of driftwood and flotsam etc collects around the island, so I guess they'll have a house built within a few months. Plenty of rain for drinking and irrigation.

 

Let's face it, a very large percentage of the world's population need to exist in this fashion. Within 3 generations, they will have learned the ideal size for a family.

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Ginger hair can apear at anytime, even in dark folk....my other half went to school with a guy that had ginger curly hair and was as black as you can be :shock:

 

 

is ginger the autoshite of the hair world??

 

as for the "couple" they wanted the kids let them have them, with the priviso that you work to pay for them or do without, a nice small 3 bed council house and £100 in food vouchers would be more than enough to feed them on...oh and if you can afford the car, then sell it and use the money to but food and fuckin' walk if you need to get anywhere...it will make you healthier and ban them from catalogues.

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Hey you GINGERIST BASTARDS my lad has red hair. Obv. we call it strawberry blonde though and he doesn't look like he's been sun bathing under a tea strainer.

 

With regards to people from overseas getting council houses we should remember some of them may have been living under the threat of torture/execution/persecution on a daily basis. If we can't hold a candle of hope out to them then we're pretty fucked up ourselves.

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With regards to people from overseas getting council houses we should remember some of them may have been living under the threat of torture/execution/persecution on a daily basis. If we can't hold a candle of hope out to them then we're pretty fucked up ourselves.

my thoughts exactly

 

you wont find many of them on the dole either

 

there is a strong work ethic among the migrant - most send 2/3rds of their cash home to parents or other family members, while living in poor conditions and working long hours

 

i hate foreigner bashing :evil:

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Hey you GINGERIST BASTARDS .

I wish to state catagorically that I am no Ginger hater....in fact the exact opposite......my ideal woman would have long ginger hair and be very tall 8) ....ok I know :oops:

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With regards to people from overseas getting council houses we should remember some of them may have been living under the threat of torture/execution/persecution on a daily basis. If we can't hold a candle of hope out to them then we're pretty fucked up ourselves.

my thoughts exactly

 

you wont find many of them on the dole either

 

there is a strong work ethic among the migrant - most send 2/3rds of their cash home to parents or other family members, while living in poor conditions and working long hours

 

i hate foreigner bashing :evil:

Don't give a shit who it upsets. I want this country to stay inherently British. and Christian. I've no time for pc Moslem apologists who think that any faith in this country is fair game except Islam.

 

Why should I have to integrate with immigrants who don't like the indigenous Brits or worse can't be bothered to learn to speak English to make themselves part this so-called multi-cultural society.

 

Seems to me we are freely handing over what was so fiercely fought over in WW2 by the likes of my late father.

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With regards to people from overseas getting council houses we should remember some of them may have been living under the threat of torture/execution/persecution on a daily basis. If we can't hold a candle of hope out to them then we're pretty fucked up ourselves.

my thoughts exactly

 

you wont find many of them on the dole either

 

there is a strong work ethic among the migrant - most send 2/3rds of their cash home to parents or other family members, while living in poor conditions and working long hours

 

i hate foreigner bashing :evil:

Don't give a shit who it upsets. I want this country to stay inherently British. and Christian. I've no time for pc Moslem apologists who think that any faith in this country is fair game except Islam.

 

Why should I have to integrate with immigrants who don't like the indigenous Brits or worse can't be bothered to learn to speak English to make themselves part this so-called multi-cultural society.

 

Seems to me we are freely handing over what was so fiercely fought over in WW2 by the likes of my late father.

who mentioned muslims?

or faith?

or christianity?

 

your comments make you sound very ignorant of the world and its people

 

you havent mentioned terrorists yet, or gypsys or the irish - a strange omission for one so obviously clothed in a black shirt

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No no, hold on you two - each has a valid point, but be careful how you each make them.

 

Respect between humans from differing belief-sets is a two way thing

 

Careful you don't use the extremes to clarify the normal.

 

Let's not get into this on A-S.

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THEY COME OVA HERE STEELIN ARE JOBS AND ARE BENEFITS. AS THEY GOT NO SHAME. (etc)

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A perfectly reasonably thread about a shite Mercedes owned by a bunch of English (Welsh?) scroungers has degenerated into a Guardian v Mail/Sun readers debate again.

 

In ze labour camps for you all!! :lol:

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Hey you GINGERIST BASTARDS .

I wish to state catagorically that I am no Ginger hater....in fact the exact opposite......my ideal woman would have long ginger hair and be very tall 8) ....ok I know :oops:

Karen Gillan, the Inverness lass that plays Doctor Who's new assistant? 5'10"!

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The genes for ginger hair are not dominant, hence why 2 copies are needed and also why it can suddenly appear in a child when generations have passed without it.

 

The son's genetic skin condition must surely be passed on from the mother and is also recessive - this could explain why are there so few boys in the family, because most male embryos abort before they can get to a stage when the mother notices that she's pregnant. I suspect that the girls are alright because the X chromosome from dad has no defect in this gene.

What utter, ignorant, selfish, selfish, selfish, skiving scroungers.

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THEY COME OVA HERE STEELIN ARE JOBS AND ARE BENEFITS. AS THEY GOT NO SHAME. (etc)

 

THEY SHUD LERN 2 SPEAK ENGLISH lol

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Karen Gillan, the Inverness lass that plays Doctor Who's new assistant? 5'10"!http://www.drwho.de/media/galerie/karen_gillan/karen_gillan_3.jpg

I'd like to leave her looking like a plasterers radio :P

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