SVM Industries Latest KLECKSHUN Thread

[hairnet]

12 hours ago, MrsJuular said:

Fred/ Ratnav also on hand for this collection

Biskit or we eat steer wheel ken

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12 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

"this new series better be good"

-smol dave, 2024

Mair brains than author

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10 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

I'm pretty sure the last one started something like this

Dreek/dreich

[hairnet]

10 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

Similar. But not the same as last time.

Flash

[hairnet]

50 minutes ago, cms206 said:

GOD SAVE OUR PURPLE TRAIN

FOR IT IS A PURPLE TRAIN

A PURPLE TRAAAAAAAAAAIN

Away you fuck

[hairnet]

30 minutes ago, davidfowler2000 said:

SVM ABROAD

Omfg

[davidfowler2000]

Some sights

[hairnet]

Bat ur say

[HillmanImp]

Are you on a boat?

 

[cms206]

21 minutes ago, HillmanImp said:

Are you on a boat?

 

Possibly*

[HillmanImp]

Ah, you off to get this?

[cms206]

Speedboat.

[davidfowler2000]

Onwards

[jaypee]

5 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

Food. The Double Six cafe down the side of Euston station. You know it's good when this is the fablon on the tables and the italic table numbers.

the marks of true sophistication 

[jaypee]

1 hour ago, cms206 said:

Possibly*

Hi Andy...... Handy 

[NorthernMonkey]

Got to be on to a plane next 🤞🤞

[davidfowler2000]

Keeping watch

[brownnova]

1 hour ago, cms206 said:

Possibly*

Captain Birdseye has seen better days… 

[davidfowler2000]

Views

[cms206]

Anycunt know where a man can buy a pancake round here?

[PicantoJon]

Think the SVM will actually collect a car this time? 

The last collection fred had me scratching my head! 😂

[Noel Tidybeard]

51 minutes ago, cms206 said:

Anycunt know where a man can buy a pancake round here?

nope, no idea 🤔

[davidfowler2000]

[cms206]

One for @davehedgehog31, the late Jimmy Shand's biggest (only?) fan.

[sdkrc]

Clues: Modern. Down south. Jimmy Shand tape. Guinea pigs. Volvofans. 

Conclusions: Volvo 

[beko1987]

Is this one of those:

Have a jolly day out amongst friends and have a laugh

Collect car

Pez shot

Home in 1 hit with zero stops in new steed

Post collection report

Kind of threads? Or is cms about to bud driver you over to car when he starts his shift? Ulez victim car? 

[Talbot]

I suspect* this is a live klekshun rather than it having happened already.

[Supernaut]

Even when I was in direct contact with these nutters over WhatsApp I still had no idea what was going on.

I have learned not to make any assumptions any more.

[davidfowler2000]

43 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Is this one of those:

Have a jolly day out amongst friends and have a laugh

Collect car

Pez shot

Home in 1 hit with zero stops in new steed

Post collection report

Kind of threads? Or is cms about to bud driver you over to car when he starts his shift? Ulez victim car? 

Yes

[wesacosa]

1 hour ago, cms206 said:

One for @davehedgehog31, the late Jimmy Shand's biggest (only?) fan.

his son was a Shiter