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[outlaw118]

As mentioned by @nev_jr in the Grin thread, I've got some driving to do.

It's 6.40am, 1st today is southbound. It's 23 years old and has an unnecessary* amount of cylinders. Guess away.

PC 0 so far for me, I'm sure he'll update.

Breakfast?

 

[New POD]

Fuck me, that's 7 of your 5 a day.  

Salt

Processed red meat  

Sugar (wait. It's zero sugar, so only 6 things bad for you) 

Caffeine 

Fat

Tar

Nicotine 

Chod speed.  May the gods of chod travel with you and you see your enemies defeated in your mirrors on the return leg. 

 

[nev_jr]

My PC currently stands at 1.

Thundercats flask is primed and ready. 

No breakfast for me, just power. 

[nev_jr]

The rain started as we were leaving and has persisted ever since. Ring-piece. 
 

PC still at 1. 

[Twiggy]

Good luck ! I hope it all goes well.

[outlaw118]

Rownhams services achieved,  PC still zero for me, although there's one in the oven. Not wagging my tail yet.

@nev_jrutilising his Thundercats flask.

 

[drewd]

Chod speed

[Cavcraft]

Good luck me old China.

[Dave_Q]

I think we can upgrade the risk of stroke to at least triple, maybe quadruple if each tab is washed down with a can o' spam.

Chodspeed.

[Matty]

17 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

I think we can upgrade the risk of stroke to at least triple, maybe quadruple if each tab is washed down with a can o' spam.

Chodspeed.

Ah, see I thought it was corned dog and couldn't fathom why anybody would do that. Now I know it's spam it all makes sense!

[outlaw118]

(Rolf Harris voice) Can you guess what it is yet?

[outlaw118]

[Matty]

E39 boot Shirley?

[outlaw118]

Yeah, and don't call me Shirley. 

Woollard incoming.

[hairnet]

3 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

As mentioned by @nev_jr in the Grin thread, I've got some driving to do.

It's 6.40am, 1st today is southbound. It's 23 years old and has an unnecessary* amount of cylinders. Guess away.

PC 0 so far for me, I'm sure he'll update.

Breakfast?

 

wtf  the tin scares me

 

[hairnet]

saloon and i think german as i recognise the cubby hole thing that has something behind it?

 

[beko1987]

Beautiful* day for it, enjoy! 

[outlaw118]

Pez before Woollard

 

[Schaefft]

Winner!!!

[nev_jr]

Yes I’m in shorts. We’re entering the time of year that separates men from boys. 

[outlaw118]

Open wide and say WOOLLARD

 

[Matty]

16 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

Yes I’m in shorts. We’re entering the time of year that separates men from boys. 

I went back in long pants a month ago. I now feel deep shame 😔

[RoadworkUK]

Must say I thoroughly approve of all the 540ing on this forum of late.

I currently have this stashed away in a cosy garage. Might get it into circulation next year because hilariously ULEZ exempt.

[Dave_Q]

1 hour ago, nev_jr said:

Yes I’m in shorts. We’re entering the time of year that separates men from boys. 

 

44 minutes ago, Matty said:

I went back in long pants a month ago. I now feel deep shame 😔

My rule is the trousers go on when the clocks go back. Clearly I'm in the Boys category 

[ruffgeezer]

7 hours ago, nev_jr said:

Yes I’m in shorts. We’re entering the time of year that separates men from boys. 

Yes men wear belts and slacks, boys wear short, lounge wear shorts. 😄 

[Schaefft]

Wow, almost the same mileage as mine and same year. Even came with the same wheels from factory. We can take beds on who's exceeding the "I paid more in repairs than the car cost" benchmark first!

[nev_jr]

51 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Wow, almost the same mileage as mine and same year. Even came with the same wheels from factory. We can take beds on who's exceeding the "I paid more in repairs than the car cost" benchmark first!

Previous owner paid 5k for a wank paint job, and I just paid 2 and a half for it. Does that count?

[Schaefft]

38 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

Previous owner paid 5k for a wank paint job, and I just paid 2 and a half for it. Does that count?

5k and the paint is still crap sounds exactly what I expected from a body shop around here.

[nev_jr]

13 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

5k and the paint is still crap sounds exactly what I expected from a body shop around here.

Some of said paintwork, but I know it can be sorted. 

[outlaw118]

296 miles and 37 em pee gees for stage one. Off to get more dizz for tomorrow,  and possibly some "breakfast" meats.