(Now Live!) 1000 mile collections two-day road trip

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Synchronise watches. At the tone the time is: 19:04, presicely.

[MJK 24]

Go go go!

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Exeter ahoy! Which I understand is, South of London. I get a nose bleed just thiking about that....

Just running through a pre-flight checklist.

Insurance? Check.

AA cover?  Check.

Tools? Not found.

Walkie Talkies (for legal intercar chatter and banter)!? Check.

Spare under-crackers and deodorant? Optional.

Keys to Skoda Superb estateliner? Check.

Fuel and food money? Have applied for an overdraft in anticipation of those bastids. Wish me luck.

I think we're ready to depart at exactly 08:07 tomorrow morning. We should return, late(er), Sunday with a tale to tell and an empty wallet to show for it. Can't wait. Are we there, yet?

[Twiggy]

Good luck, and I hope it all goes well !

[stuboy]

any updates?

[High Jetter]

Exited? Or Excited?

[Noel Tidybeard]

you forgot poo count

[Hawkeyethenoo]

9 hours ago, stuboy said:

any updates?

 

7 hours ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

you forgot poo count

1.

[omegod]

I'm grabbing the biscuits and strapping myself in for this one, chodspeed Sir ! 

[sutty2006]

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Leaving. 

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Tebay achieved, mega heavy rain at times which is fun, glad I'm not on the bike. 

[SH1TE]

11 hours ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

you forgot poo count

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Not sure where are still on the M6 stopped fir a coffee at some really shit services. Couple of hours to go. 

[Hawkeyethenoo]

M5 achieved.

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Arrived Exeter. Now beer N food 

On the right cabbages  on the left motorised cabbages. 

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Skoda did us proud 👏 

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Skoda boot Bar is now open. 

[bear-in-the-air]

I'll have uhh, a warm guinness please 

[High Jetter]

49 minutes ago, bear-in-the-air said:

I'll have uhh, a warm guinness please 

Best way to drink it, moar flavour.

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Collection occurred. Seems alright from 20 foot. 

[BorniteIdentity]

Oooh someone’s doing well… 

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Room with a view of yon M5 for the night. There's always a bloody rowan tree. 

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, Hawkeyethenoo said:

Not sure where are still on the M6 stopped fir a coffee at some really shit services. Couple of hours to go. 

 

all of them apart from tebay

3 hours from tebay is knutsford sanchbach or keele all worn out and knackered

 

[hairnet]

15 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Oooh someone’s doing well… 

if hed bought yon black thing he wouldnt be skodaing or in that palace hes in

 

[groovyboovy]

36 minutes ago, Hawkeyethenoo said:

Collection occurred. Seems alright from 20 foot. 

Its not realy autoshite?

[Matty]

Just now, Hawkeyethenoo said:

Collection occurred. Seems alright from 20 foot. 

Fuck, I didn't see that coming. Wow. Fair bloody play! How did you manage to sleep last night knowing you were getting that today?

[Matty]

Just now, High Jetter said:

Best way to drink it, moar flavour.

Urrgghhh 😄

[MJK 24]

12 spark plugs!

[SH1TE]

7 minutes ago, MJK 24 said:

12 spark plugs!

Water pumps etc ford,  but if it's automatic clutch jobby on car wizard channel-best get lube and a mortgage.