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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-Targa-Red-Au ... 0443506753

 

Pov-spec Mongtego. No wheel trims, no rubbing strips, and presumably a 4-speed gearbox. Mega-shite.

 

 

Can someone explain to me why this didn't sell ?!!!! Some Autoshiter out there must be a Monty Perv !

I think it ended early... I wish i'd had the money, space, and a Mrs who doesn't ask "when are you going to grow out of this shit!?" and "why don't you like nice cars?!" - why? because nothing says 'I rock' like a povo spec Monty. Duh?
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Class story with this Nova which has been barried up in the classic '1998 look'

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-VAUXHALL-NOVA-ANTIBES-WHITE-/160434608634

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got nicked from my home but only got the wee car 2 the end of my street as every night i take the lead of the distributor cap lol so when the wee nova wouldnt start they attempted to burn it out but it got caught in the nic of time as they were a fire engine coming along my street

it is a shame for such a stunning car 2 go 2 waiste

You're right about that, its wasted sat on your drive when it could be blazing away at the end of the street, bumpers melting into a black sticky gloop on the tarmac.
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It's that time again, it's the Hirst Used Autos crazy sale! We're needing to raise some money FAST, so we're letting these go well below book value!

 

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1992 Buick Century

 

How about this slick Buick? It's got a punchy V6! NO MONEY DOWN!

 

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1984 Oldsmobile Toronado Caliente

 

This one has a talking computer, it's like KITT..... but with NO MONEY DOWN!

 

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1991 Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo

 

This sporty coop is ideal for- hold on, someone's coming on the lot..... OH GOD!

 

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1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V Collectors Series

 

No, Tony, I wasn't avoiding- yeah I- seriously- I'll get your money, I swear- no, Tony, please- no I..... please, just one more lousy week!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Mazda 121 Coupe - never even heard of this before

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 534614.htm

 

 

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IN THA PHOTOS ITS NOT RUST I OVERHEATED IT IVE WATER BLASTED ALL THA SHT OFF!

Ah ok, thanks for clearing that up

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 324033.htm

 

 

Cruise in style this winter

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 607600.htm

 

 

OMG PULSAR GTIR JDM SPEC NOT TYPE RGLANZA oh wait a second

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 109768.htm

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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heres one for Milf, an unrusty Justy in the scottish highlands:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-SUBARU-JUSTY-4-WD-RED-/170483141145

Hey I recognise that!I used to own it and I am seriously considering buying it back. Has anyone done a clutch on one of these before? If I recall correctly the gearbox is very accessible.Only thing is, I know it's been used to go up and down the 7 mile dirt road where the current owner lives - might have fooked it up even more.
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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could do with a set of gearstick buses as gearsticks a bit slopey

mnde Rank: BL Wedge

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LOL @ Hirst. This Ebay thread is one of my favourite places on the net for its winning combination of perving at old cars and LOLage. :) Mark.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hmmm. I thought these Cav estates were rare but I've seen loads for sale this year! Would still like one though. It's slightly awkward lines would look great next to the equally awkward lines of my BX estate. A Mk1 Laguna estate would complete the set.

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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Citroen seller's spelling is even worse than his photo skills.Think I might ask him if his spill checka works.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Class story with this Nova which has been barried up in the classic '1998 look'

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-VAUXHALL-NOVA-ANTIBES-WHITE-/160434608634

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got nicked from my home but only got the wee car 2 the end of my street as every night i take the lead of the distributor cap lol so when the wee nova wouldnt start they attempted to burn it out but it got caught in the nic of time as they were a fire engine coming along my street

it is a shame for such a stunning car 2 go 2 waiste

You're right about that, its wasted sat on your drive when it could be blazing away at the end of the street, bumpers melting into a black sticky gloop on the tarmac.
What an absolute fucking wanker. I mean seriously, who on God's earth thinks fucking bodykits like that look good?

I wish someone would strap that twat into his wank chariot and then set fire to it.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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That Alpine is a bit special.I guess the seller has based the price on the fact the chances of finding another are very close to zero. Still too much though.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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CX PALLAS!!!!!

I'll be upset if someone from here doesn't buy that. I'd have it but my car money is getting stretched somewhat lately. I love CXs.

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