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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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"Skanks" around here are most likely to be seen pottering about in near-new Zafiras, with the obligitary "Motability" thing in the screen. OMG I R SO SICK (etc)

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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Reply from ebay mong about his babelfishYes it has ! And I am asking 750 pound for entry to the funrel ! See you thear !

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

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I was tempted by this but seller appears to be from Saturn.

I'm not sure if that doesn't achieve some sort of new low point for ebay ads. Still,

it can take about 5-6 min for the car to get worm but its normel

should be handy for pulling birds...
Is the seller the policeman from 'allo 'allo"Good Moaning"
whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

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I agree Trig, that angular van is SUPA_SPESH.

I would love to have something like that liveried up with my company's details on it.

 

However, I reckon that it will command teh mega coinz, OSF YKT and all that nonsense.

YE Godz...It's CSI Pogleswade...............the series :shock:
AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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Just asked that mong with the BMW if his babelfish had died

I asked him something very similar too! :lol:
meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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Someone should ask,in a Raymondboy style, what an egxorst is.

AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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Check out the DISMALNESS of this escort!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-FORD-ESCORT-POPULAR-BLUE-/270570412401

 

I remember the days when every 'long term unemployed' rattled around in one of these old crates - rusty steels (3 silver and 1 black), dirty steamed up windows and missing 'style stripes' were regular features.

Now they all drive mk 3 Astras it would seem!!
Don't besmirch the image of my beloved Mk3! :shock:
155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Still not sure how to do the link :roll: ,but there's a '51 plate Maestro :o

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Click the address at the top of the page with the Maestro ad so it's highlighted (cgi.ebay.co.uk etc), the right click, click "copy" then click in the Autoshite text box, right click again and click "paste". The post it up :wink:8)

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

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If I had eaten anything solid this week, I would have just puked over my netbook. That Escort is nasty. Whats nastier is someone somewhere wanted it to look like that. Who said you cant buy class?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I just LOL'd so much at the dashboard that my knackers vapourised themselves.

 

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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SPOOONS, eh?

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NEW MO-HAIR ROOF,ALL MINT,NO LEEKS.

WILL BE GUTTERED WHEN IT GOES

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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Love the way Escroat wrecking chav has to say Lady Owner. Well my mrs is a lady (settle down you lot) and she also owns a car. To date and this is after 2 years of ownership which she had crashed into the brick wall in our drive no less than 18 times, she has reversed out of the drive with the door open and pulled it clean off its hinges and trashed the interior when she dropped a crate of lager into the boot and set of a chain reaction of bursting cheap galss bottles :lol: In her last car she parked it on top of a boulder twice, reversed into a skip, reversed into my Brothers car and and polished her trick of reversing out of the drive with the door open damaging two of them.Can't wait to buy a lady owner car myself :lol:

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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Why do you let her drive?

good question? better one would be why did I spend all that dough on a newer car for her when I knew that she would just knock all the corners off it. :evil: Then she has the cheek to ask if she can borrow my Stag. I walked around her car and gave her 27 reasons why not - that I could see at the time anyway :lol: .Anyway as she and her mother say, it's only a car. Tell you one thing though she aint getting another one out of me. :wink: All her indescressions have occured at less than a couple of MPH and mainly in our driveway so there is hope for us yet.
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I have just spat egg and cress sandwich onto my monitor!.What a crock of shite!, And how has he sorry 'she' got away with those number plates?.And that dash is the work of a mad man, why not just fit a 32" plasma TV and be done with it?.

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

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Those plates are, believe it or not, technically legal (at least, they were 5 or 6 years ago) Something to do with x amount of reflective border round the correct font or some-such.Those plates, believe it or not, are also UTTER FUCKING GASH.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Well my mrs is a lady (settle down you lot) and she also owns a car. To date and this is after 2 years of ownership which she had crashed into the brick wall in our drive no less than 18 times, she has reversed out of the drive with the door open and pulled it clean off its hinges and trashed the interior when she dropped a crate of lager into the boot and set of a chain reaction of bursting cheap galss bottles :lol: In her last car she parked it on top of a boulder twice, reversed into a skip, reversed into my Brothers car and and polished her trick of reversing out of the drive with the door open damaging two of them.

Jesus wept!I thought I had it bad. Mrs_P is nowhere near as bad as that despite (a) walloping the wall in her folks drive (B) impaling the car on a fence post on other side of said drive © crashing into an enormous plough in Farma_Franks yard (!?!) etc etc...
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1981 Datsun Cherry 1.0

 

Only one owner and 33000 miles and BIN of £450, Looks tidy enough.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hey Richards that story reminds me of a text i get earlier.

 

One of life's great mysteries, Why is it that a women can fit a 8" vibrator into her 1" fanny IN THE DARK but she's unable to fit an 8ft car into a 15ft parking space IN BROAD BLOODY DAYLIGHT?.

 

Anyway swiftly moving on...

 

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1973 Volkswagen Passat 1.5 LS

 

Another classic VW that's had some mong get it's hands on it.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Scenery or not, that Passat is still fapping ace.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Last year on my birthday The Fuhrer offered to go out and get us an Indian takeaway (we know how to celebrate ... :roll: ) On the way out she scraped her car on the gatepost. As I'm a sucker, I offered to pay for the repair and the paintshop did a GR9 job.A week later she'd scraped it in exactly the same place again.

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