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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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CatsinTheWelder? I think he lives that way and is a Citroen buff.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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When you hear the word 'stunning' what do you automatically think of?

 

Maybe that hot bird with the massive TOP BOLLOX next door who's a lingerie model?

 

Perhaps it's that three million quid house the other side of town that's just come on the market?

 

It could even be that vista from your river side hotel on the continent.

 

Well think again, and think hard, because THIS

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2237881/pe ... _main_add/

 

...is stunning. It must be, it says so on the advert.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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When you hear the word 'stunning' what do you automatically think of?

 

Maybe that hot bird with the massive TOP BOLLOX next door who's a lingerie model?

 

Perhaps it's that three million quid house the other side of town that's just come on the market?

 

It could even be that vista from your river side hotel on the continent.

 

Well think again, and think hard, because THIS

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2237881/pe ... _main_add/

 

...is stunning. It must be, it says so on the advert.

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notice Barrett is selling this

The Liberator Rank: Austin Maxi

The Liberator

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stun·ning (stnng)

adj.

1. Causing or capable of causing emotional shock or loss of consciousness.

2. Of a strikingly attractive appearance.

3.

a. Impressive: gave a stunning performance.

b. Surprising: The President's final decision came with stunning suddenness.

Shep Shepherd Rank: Renault 16

Shep Shepherd

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Anyone else notice where the MOT station that Lotus went to is ? Ash near Canterbury.

 

It could be the Guilton Forge Garage, which is the only garage in the village nowadays, since the Rover dealer shut up shop in the late-1990s. I grew up in the next village and my mother comes from there :)

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That french testicle's stunning in the same way as getting shot in the nuts with a tazer is stunning.

That swapz seems like a bit of a fud mine. I'm off for a look now.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Look at the size of this bloody thing!

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2268621/monster_truck_range_rover_3_5_v8/

4eb99c0fceb40_1.jpg?rand=468506810

 

This cortina looks alright actually. His valuation is 500+ and I'd be pretty happy if I paid £500 for it.

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2272670/ford_cortina_16gl_treg/

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Sell it to me M8

DRIVES MINT NEEDS MOT

 

But what will you swapz for?

NO RUBBISH

 

Ah, bollocks I was going to offer you two weeks of festering wheely bin juice and some soiled nappies.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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The wife said, "I'd like to see this going over a speed bump!" but only wearing safety glasses!

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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*Pink Turd*

The wife said, "I'd like to see this going over a weighbridge!"

 

EFA

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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*Word of warning: Swapz can be ok and you can get some great exchanges and meet some great people. However it'd be fair to say 90%+ of the users are timewasters and you'll need to HPi everything.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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*Pink Turd*

The wife said, "I'd like to see this going over a weighbridge!"

 

EFA

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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Anyone else notice where the MOT station that Lotus went to is ? Ash near Canterbury.

 

It could be the Guilton Forge Garage, which is the only garage in the village nowadays, since the Rover dealer shut up shop in the late-1990s. I grew up in the next village and my mother comes from there :)

 

 

That's the place.I just thought it ironic the burnt out Lotus was Mot'd in a village called Ash.

Shep Shepherd Rank: Renault 16

Shep Shepherd

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Anyone else notice where the MOT station that Lotus went to is ? Ash near Canterbury.

 

It could be the Guilton Forge Garage, which is the only garage in the village nowadays, since the Rover dealer shut up shop in the late-1990s. I grew up in the next village and my mother comes from there :)

 

 

That's the place.I just thought it ironic the burnt out Lotus was Mot'd in a village called Ash.

 

My knowledge of east Kent stands me in good stead sometimes ;)

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Those cars are f************** great, much better than you would expect. i drove mine all over the shop, up and down to Peterborough lord knows how many times. It just laughed at long journeys, and got its old boy out and wazzed in the face of city driving, stop-start traffic congestion etc.it was a freakin WINNAMOBILE. plus the lasses cant get enough of them - PHAQT.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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OOF! I wouldn't kick that out of bed.

Or the Laguna. Or the XM. Or any of the others, I'd have em all... AAAARGH - I love shite!

 

No, I haven't touched a drop.

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