Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

10,995 · May 24, 2011

Nice one Bollox, wonder why the fuel lines have been cut? Sounds like a right weird story that one.

Possibly to drain the tank prior to scrapping.

28,790 · May 24, 2011

Alex, it's a bargain, get out and buy it! Any Alfasud that still exists in the UK, never mind looking that good, will be a good deal at that price. Perfectly practical classic, with instant respect from just about everyone. What's not to like, apart from the fugly colour?

47,368 · May 24, 2011

Imagine having this M5 languishing at the bottom of your garden!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-BMW-M5-RED-been-standing-needs-attention-/140554670674

131,607 · May 24, 2011

That green Starlet is the sex man.

Regarding the Pisshat estate mentioned earlier, it doesn't seem especially cheap to me (though I don't know much about them) but had it been a diesel it would have been a decent price. If it does need calipers one saving grace is this an early enough one not to need a bleeding computer (or fault code reader thing) to wind the brakes back?

12,955 · May 24, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-vauxhall-cre ... 4cf76bd61f

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-DAF-46-AUTO- ... 27bb494a4b

HORNY!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FORD-ESCORT- ... 2a10dfbc70

47,368 · May 24, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DIESEL-TAX-EXCEMPT-CAPRI-BASED-CONVERTIBLE-/130524566310

looks a bit like a capri, tax exempt, made out of placca, Indenor diesel engine, total all-round shite....... WHERE DO I SIGN?

11,607 · May 24, 2011

I'd love to have one of these on my driveway, would be GR8 for annoying my neighbours. Also GR8 4 8 MPG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GREEN-GODDESS-FIR ... 3367dda88f

131,607 · May 24, 2011

'BEST OF ALL IT IS DIESEL IT HAS A 2.3 FORD SIERRA ENGINE..'

12,955 · May 24, 2011

Have fun digging this snotter out

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VICTOR-Y ... 415a0cdccb

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1972-HILLMAN-HUNT ... 2c5ceb0fe2

May 24, 2011

FUCK THE POLICE

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/cla ... rno/134786

diesel Phase Two Standard Vanguard saloon

9,135 · May 25, 2011

Bonjour! J'm appelle outlaw centdixhuit. je suis une graisse voiture pervers.

Expensive first, this gives me a funny feeling in my willy.

Lovely, but Ã‚Â£20k lovely? Who knows, it's Ã‚Â£19,978.25 more than whats in my bank account.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Salty Paddy powered R18 Turbo.

It's Ã‚Â£2950 or offers, looks good, but not sure it's a Ã‚Â£3k car?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Cheaper 18, but advert written by someone who knows not of the wonders of "spellcheck"

Ã‚Â£299 so far, no tax or Mot, got to be worth a punt?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

MOAR L8R Dudez!!!

6,762 · May 25, 2011

Pretend you're Mr Lobster! Except with more rust.

1,950 · May 25, 2011

If only I had Ã‚Â£3,500 !!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-PEUGEOT-206-SE-BLUE-/350464026285?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item519948a6ad

FOR SALE

IS THIS STUNNING 206

Up for sale due to an unfortunate driving bann!!! My Fault no one elses.

As you can see in the pictures the receipts are there for all the body work done professionally costing Ã‚Â£2,875.00

131,607 · May 25, 2011

Have we had this yet? One rather tasty Rover 216 SX and one piss poor advert...

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=104743

I think the stroker selling this is probably in for some daft offers, advert lock out and IBTL cat pictures before the night is up. Bloody nice looking car though.

131,607 · May 25, 2011

Hi, about the car you're selling that has one shit picture, what seems to be panels in varying colours and you can't spell 'Ghia' properly, you still have it?

YH M8.

Oh great, where about are you please?

'Nantwitch'

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-focus-gear-2 ... 2311136e39

4,380 · May 25, 2011

Have we had this yet? One rather tasty Rover 216 SX and one piss poor advert...

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=104743

I think the stroker selling this is probably in for some daft offers, advert lock out and IBTL cat pictures before the night is up. Bloody nice looking car though.

It is amazing how many people completely fail to abide by the RR advert rules

131,607 · May 25, 2011

GR8. Literally. Just read the description...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-midi-van ... 1e63e182b2

2,893 · May 25, 2011

Renault 11 Auto

12,955 · May 25, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-FIAT-TEMPRA- ... 4cf7721d20

Amaze your friends, be the envy of ordinary folk by owning an italian thoroughbred

Or be hated by your Mrs

12,955 · May 25, 2011

Hatchback lashup XJS

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-JAGUAR-XJ-S- ... 4cf76c05f6

12,955 · May 25, 2011

Be like someones grandad - with no reserve!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-PROTON-GLS-G ... 27bb510a20

May 25, 2011

The back of that XJS looks like a Citroen Xantia, surely I'm not the only one seeing that?

1,770 · May 25, 2011

Is that a xantia hatch! I must ask why? Less boot space in a more ugly car?

11,607 · May 25, 2011

Anyone fancy saving this hunny?

I do not want to break this car for parts, as its too good....BUT I will have to, if it doesnt sell this time round.

Only being sold because Im restricted to 7 cars in my drive (pesky neighbours!!)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-AMBASSADOR ... 35b2465a78