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CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

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Don't think you can link to Pistonheads for pictures, but there's a Citroen Activa here

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2263575.htm

 

 

Sure you can, just open the picture in a new window then do the good ol' copy image location

 

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Can pull more Gs in a corner than an NSX. I hear........

Owain-328i Rank: BL Wedge

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Quick blowover in pink, smother in chrome accessories and acquire bent MOT using your disability allowance money, install stereo with 'Elvis- Best of' cd on repeat then hoss on down with your teenage Thai mail order bride to some tacky pub in Clacton for their monthly 'American classics night' and park up with the blinged up (using social security dough) GMC day vans and PT Cruisers. 8)

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Consul-MK1-/ ... 43a5c1febb

 

Ahh this is more like it, hopefully it'l get restored properly and originally. My grandad used to have one of these back in the day, and i always remember him banging on about his being rare as it was a 'flat dash' model? can anyone explain what that means? and is the one above a flat dash?

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Thanks for those NC. I was tempted by the wheel woman with the knee warmers, but after careful thought, I'll go for the Merc with the girl having a shit next to it.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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Thanks for those NC. I was tempted by the wheel woman with the knee warmers, but after careful thought, I'll go for the Merc with the girl having a shit next to it.

 

+1

 

Although the tart in the pink bikini looks like she would be up for anything, no questions asked.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Call me old fashioned, but I like to think that tattoos add that extra bit of class to a lady

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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NC: You're old-fashioned! :mrgreen: And by the way, I couldn't agree less.

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

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I bet her tidy legs are hiding a load of porridge in that arch.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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What has she got crossing her abdomen? Looks like an elephant from here :shock:

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Why won't the photos for that american dude open for me anymore, all I'm getting is red boxes, I'm gutted as i was going to quickly knock one out over her before the wife got home. :wink:

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/cavalier-sri-k-reg-/200585386730

Despite the obscene price of PEZ at the minute, I am gonna sneak this onto my watch list anyway. I reckon this would be a pretty nice way to get about.

 

And here's a VEG OIL edition for just £350!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-Vauxhall-Cav ... 0536539219

I would drive it about pretending to be Lewis, hoping that pompous idle fart Morse would pop his clogs so I ccould get my own show.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Why won't the photos for that american dude open for me anymore, all I'm getting is red boxes, I'm gutted as i was going to quickly knock one out over her before the wife got home. :wink:

 

They opened for me ok, and now I'm in love! With a 73 Torino station wagon.... :roll:

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Are you a complete and utter wanker? Do you live in a mock tudor house with it's Ocean Finance spec interior? But what happens if you are driving down the street and people don't notice how much of a weapons grade bellend you are? Well step this way sir, and no one will ever mistake you for a useful contributor to society ever again

 

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http://pistonheads.com/sales/2466881.htm

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Look up "Ugly" in the dictionary and there'll be a pic of that...

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

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Is that actually a Cayenne? Looks like a fucking i30 with a body kit on. :?

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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High miles, but just look at it. £395

 

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Cayenne may be utterly bogging, but if you ever have the opportunity to have a blezz in one, sieze it.

Truly one of the most incredible vehicles I have had a go in. You can razz pretty much anyone away from the lights, cruise at very illegal speeds in silence and plod about in dirty norris, spraying mud everywhere. Amazing. Plus, from the inside you can't see how horrid it looks.

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That Cayenne might as well just have a big "DRUGS" sign on the roof.

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

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Try parking a Turbo S. It's not the size that makes it impossible, it's the throttle response. WAYYYY to sensitive.

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

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^^Norm-nominated for worst vehicle EVAR made by Sub-A-Roo...

 

True on all counts. But I'd still rather have this than an Impreza...

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Why do you have to make all kinds of nonsensical puns? A Subaru XT or septic-spec XT6 would be my dream car.

 

^^Norm-nominated for worst vehicle EVAR made by Sub-A-Roo (except for the Trifecta SUV which was even worsererer). NOTHING on the EcsteeSix worked. Nothing. It was a 100000% Flail-Yore. On every level bar none. Sub-A-Roo just about went bankrupt back then, and this "car" was a large bit of "why".
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It's a 17.

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