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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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"Shut it you slag, we're the Sweeney and we haven't had our dinner" etc etc

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Yes I know it's the wrong colour/model/year....8 hrs to go, £2550 RNM

 

KEEF TO THE FRONT DESK PLEEZ

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Wolseley Flavour 1300

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Or Riley Variety

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Italian Stallion (possibly lame)

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£300 start, £500 BIN, must be worth that in bits?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Maybe that Mini is australian? I dont know if they built mini estates down there. That would give someone an opprotunity to get a load of nonsense onto the V5.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Froggy Lovliness:

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£770 RNM just under 24 hours to go.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

BX 16v gti, can't get the link for photos, £310 no reserve.

 

German Shite

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Currently @ Chinese Dentist (230- geddit?) non running, resto-given-up project.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Hmmm Brown:

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£400 no bids, looks doable

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

What have you done, you utter cock?

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£250 RNM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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Also, they aren't Allegro estate rear windows, compare the curves at the bottom of the glass.

 

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/pedant.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Where's Fred?

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LHD, ex Austrian Fire Service, V4. 13,000 miles. £3600 so far....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

or

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Been in loads of stuff, so Fred probably knows it already. Moody plates in ad, but £3100 RNM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Coolest van of EVAR

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Needs some duck tape, and a coarsely bristled paintbrushed paintjob. "Man With A Van, no job to small Wakefield 34777"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

THE "HMMMM, NOT SURE ABOUT THIS", CORNER

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Ford V6, really well done and all that, but do I LIKE it? No, don't think I do. £13k as well.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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I kind of do actually like that peculiar hot-rod thingy, what an amusing device to cruise the outside lane of the motorway in. Essex V6 is a bit of a boat-anchor though.

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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I really like the Renown, but I agree with Roadwork, it needs a proper engine like a Rover V8 :wink:

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Daihatsu-Compagno ... 2eb387ee61

 

Well the finances have been consulted and as long as the reserve isn't too silly or bidding gets out of hand, I'm going to have a punt on the Compagno although I haven't quite decided how much is my maximum :? . If I do get it, the Mazda 323 will have to go but it'll be worth it. I shall keep an eye on it next week... :wink:

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Maybe that Mini is australian? I dont know if they built mini estates down there. That would give someone an opprotunity to get a load of nonsense onto the V5.

They did build the station wagons at Zetland too, but that's been based on the Leyland Mini Panel Van.

As mentioned on previous page, the panel vans retained the external hinges to the end.

Notice that a pair of Landcrab-era Lucas wing indicators have been placed where the original rear door top hinges would be. That one-piece (bespoke?) tailgate is hinged from the top

 

All Aussie Mini ran with the Clubman front panels from 1971-on.

No idea about those rear windows!

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Wow thats interesting, a mini clubman van!!! I would love one of those. I reckon thats what this thing must be made out of.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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I hadn't realised the Aussie Minis had different door handles. The reason I knew about the hinge/window combination is because I remember noticing it on Willie, Kylie's fixer-upper Mini in Neighbours.

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Lol willie or won't he how the hell can you remember the finer details of kylies mini. Richard I'm impressed.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Ah I had forgotten that! Now she is doing Lexus adverts. How times have changed.

 

She is still hot though.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Still on about this three pages later...

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I do like that, except perhaps the Crapi rear lights. And the Rover seats. I found my '73 Clubman seats the comfiest of EVAR.

Don't you think the front end treatment looks like the Mazda 1000 pick-up (background)?

 

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Also, Thailand might be a source of Compagno parts. I have spotted about half a dozen in Chiang Mai, in two, three and four door flavours. Remember this?

 

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Fook I need to update that thread!

 

As you were.

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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Parky says GO! Mrs Parky says NO!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

She doesnt like this, but its lovely! Could be a tidy runabout and deserves to be saved from some remtard sanding off the bonnet, getting some coilovers, roof rack, and iron cross stickers and generally fucking it right up.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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I could really go for an 800 koop.

Dolgellau? Might as well be on the fricking moon.

 

Hey, my Grandparents are buried there, you could pop by and change the flowers for me!

 

Its a nice run out, actually. Theres a hill on the way there near a place called Dinas Mawddwyllllchllyydally on which my Allegro can approach the speed of light (going downhill obv). Its GR99.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Parky says

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That looks VERY similar to one that finished last week up here somewhere, just out of T+T. It's not showing up in his feedback tho.

 

Edit: Found it!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-VOLKSWAGEN-G ... 1e61965430

Currently less than he paid for it.

* clicks 'watch' *

Parky, let us know if you'll be lobbing one on that.

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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Krujoe,

 

SWMBO has put the kibosh on any plans to buy this one so feel free to have a pop at it. Good luck if you go for it, be good to see it end up with a sympathetic Shiteist rather than some Twat Look afficionado......Let us know how you get on!!

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Thanks, though not for me. For my sis. And only if it stays SRSLY cheap.

She'd appreciate an older VW, it'll be better than others she's had. And there is a good chance her kids could be persuaded it's cool enough to be seen in.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Superb find Pog. Spose only the muddle axle would be powered?!

All the ANIMAL crap must go upon collection.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS HAL

 

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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

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What's the problem?

 

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I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

 

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What are you talking about, HAL?

 

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This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

 

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I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

 

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I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

 

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JEEZUS HAL, NEVER MIND THAT, CHECK OUT THIS MIND-WARPINGLY HIDEOUS SHITE HEAP!!!!111!!

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-CLASSIC-1978 ... 0663352407

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,

Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.

 

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That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,

Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Mini-City-/200580933778

But there's just one little thing that really really,

Really really annoying me about you you see,

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Astra-L- ... 0608918821

Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Top work Bol'n'Pog. Streets for the win.

That H-Reg Mini is THE SPIT of my first car. I used to drive myself and three siblings to school in it!

 

Re: the red Golf:

It finishes at lunchtime. Would that be the 4+E gearbox or..? Is that good or bad?

Also, would there be a sympathetic way to fit rear head rests? (For the growing kids to feel safer.)

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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4+E is just VAG speak for an overdrive fifth gear.

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