Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

9,989 · February 6, 2011

W.T.F

Agreed.

Metro GTA body kit

That's the bloody Metro's front bumper on the back. What a cnut.

You can even see the butchered Metro in the pics.

I'd love to turn up, load it up with the original bits, then go around the car and kick of all his handiwork, then drive away leaving his driveway scattered with broken plastic.

In other news, the Allegro project finished at Ã‚Â£320. Could be alright after a day's fettleing.

Edit: Alex beat me to it on the ADO16!

February 6, 2011

Cor!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Fabulous-Saab-99G ... 3f07266b2a

Wow ... must not bid ... must not bid... oops!

12,190 · February 6, 2011

Funny, funny stuff, Hirst. BTW, who is the dour git in your avatar? The dog-faced Sonny Bono impersonator missing his Cher.... that guy...

George and Mildred's neighbour.

47,376 · February 6, 2011

That 1100 is the most appalling effort I can ever remember seeing in my life. The perp should be in Guantanemo Bay by 8am tomorrow. DIRE

12,190 · February 6, 2011

I have the urge to slam the owner's head into the place where the rear door handles should be, like Basil Fawlty did to Manuel when the dining room door disappeared.

2,352 · February 6, 2011

I fear Keef may do himself an injury when he sees that

32,529 · February 6, 2011

I fear Keef may do himself an injury when he sees that

You know what, That was the first thing i thought of as well!!, NO DON'T DO IT KEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

47,376 · February 6, 2011

JEEZUS, WHAT A TURD

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-ROVER-MINI-MAYFAIR-STAGE-ONE-KIT-/220735710809

Just before his last M.O.T in October, I fitted all new front panels, replaced sills and floor pans where required, and fitted a quick release fibreglass bonnet.

He has been blown over with Matt black paint, as it is very easy to maintain and gives him a great rat/stelf look.

'Stelf' eh? I would love to see these repairs that you have done. Somehow I imagine lots of this is involved.

47,376 · February 6, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-RENAULT-5-GTL-BLACK-/270702663525

copy of a 1927 Delage

oh!

Reserve of Ã‚Â£12,000

Looks nice enough like, but good luck with that

3.6k · February 6, 2011

Funny, funny stuff, Hirst. BTW, who is the dour git in your avatar? The dog-faced Sonny Bono impersonator missing his Cher.... that guy...

look here norm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngPVnP4 ... 124D3BC6B4

28,877 · February 6, 2011

Funny, funny stuff, Hirst. BTW, who is the dour git in your avatar? The dog-faced Sonny Bono impersonator missing his Cher.... that guy...

look here norm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngPVnP4 ... 124D3BC6B4

I was watching an episode of The Sweeney with him in it last night... Norman Eshley is the actor's name, btw.

3.6k · February 6, 2011

Funny, funny stuff, Hirst. BTW, who is the dour git in your avatar? The dog-faced Sonny Bono impersonator missing his Cher.... that guy...

look here norm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngPVnP4 ... 124D3BC6B4

I was watching an episode of The Sweeney with him in it last night... Norman Eshley is the actor's name, btw.

oh yeah - forgot he was in the sweeney - he played a newcomer to the squad who ran away and cried in a phonebox when there was a shoot out

28,877 · February 6, 2011

That's the one; also featuring an actor named George Sweeney, as one of the baddies. He played a lot of those roles, did George...

32,529 · February 7, 2011

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C208129/#

Anyone fancy a pop on this snazzy 2 door Allegro?, Has a full mot and is only Ã‚Â£425 and on Wuvvum's doorstep!

2,551 · February 7, 2011

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 442301.htm

we re seriosly considering this..assembled in Auckland..lsdiesel..1700 /5spd..its got $400 diesel tax owing on it..but hes only asking just over 200squid for it.,,needs a water pump..Ms Rabia' bro has already looked at it and he sez good project...we need a wagon n this could be perfect

9,989 · February 7, 2011

Looks good Rab if the price is right. We didn't get a diesel in our equivalent 323s here, did we?

Allegro is value with a full ticket an' all.

Does look odd with those tweaks. Still would though!

Is it riding higher than it should?

February 7, 2011

This reminds me of what I used to do to my Dinky toys with leftover Airfix "decals". Before blowing them up in the garden with pipe-bombs! Ã¢â€šÂ¬1,800.

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/1231935/

Ã¢â€šÂ¬400? Don't mind if I do.

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/1231720/

Stone the crows - then bite their heads off! No price supplied, sadly.

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/1228348/

Is it a crime to love an old BMW too much? If so these characters are NOT GUILTY. Ã¢â€šÂ¬1,500 for their latest victim.

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/1226799/

At Ã¢â€šÂ¬2,000 this admittedly sweet Seat 124 doesn't seem much of a barg - but it has had a 140bhp 2l lump bunged in it. Man, those Greeks.

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/1219893/

Pay this gentleman Ã¢â€šÂ¬700 on one condition: that he is never again allowed near a spray gun.

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/1209269/

1,770 · February 7, 2011

I'll add it to the long list of psycho and derelict "Norms" I've tabulated....

I see you're true to the stereotype for 'Norms'!!

32,529 · February 7, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1960-VAUXHALL-VEL ... 3f0726cdb7

That is one sexy looking Velox...

6,792 · February 7, 2011

Have we seen this yet?

17,483 · February 7, 2011

http://edinburgh.gumtree.com/edinburgh/53/73393653.html

12,955 · February 7, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/datsun-cherry-/14 ... 20b70ac505

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 43a50bf5ea

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-TOYOTA-STARL ... 35afc88c1c

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/reliant-jippy-/17 ... 27b8954618

This i belivie is a RELIANT JIPPY, 1 of only 8 to have been made, but this one was used in the mid-80s as the mascote car for the wolves football team

3,600 · February 7, 2011

lada in norfolk

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-LADA-1600-ES ... 20b7038db3

43,609 · February 7, 2011

aaar that must the third time that Lada's been posted in the last foive pages

3,600 · February 7, 2011

doh, didnt see when i scanned through

how about a monza

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-OPEL-MONZA-G ... 3a62c21b35

manta

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Opel-1-9-Manta-Se ... 230dfe6033

metro sans engine/box

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-AUSTIN-METRO ... 2a0dd82dd5

E-type 4wd

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RANGEROVER-E-TYPE ... 2a0ded36c6

47,376 · February 7, 2011

What a mega cockhouse that Metro seller is, its a fuggin one-owner VP metro FFS.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-AUSTIN-METRO-V-PLAS-GOLD-ROLLING-SHELL-/180620897749

Obv nicked the engine for his shitheap mini project AFTER these pics were taken.

Being an F-reg this vehicle could be an 88' But I used Ebay to Search for the cars Details and it come up as an 82'

What a flange

1.2k · February 7, 2011

LOL F-reg FFS

I like this;

9,989 · February 7, 2011

doh, didnt see when i scanned through
...
E-type 4wd

We've had that, too!

3,600 · February 7, 2011

doh, didnt see when i scanned through
...
E-type 4wd
We've had that, too!

oh my eyes eddie, i really must stop masturbating!

(rik mayall, bottom)

12,955 · February 7, 2011

Thick twat ruins old honest Metro. The end. It's a Mini brained adventure...

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