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Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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pog, how appalling are the 'Series' Land Rovers comfort-wise? I've been quite pleased with coil sprung LRs, but I imagine those old cart sprung throwbacks are a bit shit.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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pog, how appalling are the 'Series' Land Rovers comfort-wise? I've been quite pleased with coil sprung LRs, but I imagine those old cart sprung throwbacks are a bit shit.

 

At risk of incurring the wrath of the L-R lickers on here, I hate the damn things. The farm where my dad works had a SIII Safari new in 1973 and whilst it battled on for the next 25 years clocking up half a million miles, tons of abuse and one full resto halfway through, it's still the most godawful vehicle I've ever had the misfortune to be around.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Perhaps it's reviews like that affecting me, but I was pleasantly surprised by Series Landies. Agricultural with a capital A, but not that bad to drive - certainly no worse than an Isuzu Trooper Mk1 I once owned. That had new rear springs and was HORRIFIC to drive.

 

The yellow Dyane looks very nice. Replacing the crankcase breather could well cure the oil leak, which'd be £50 well spent.

Lacy Rank: Austin Maxi

Lacy

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Trouble with series Landrovers is that most peoples impressions are gained from driving knackered ones. Drive a tidy, well looked after one. with tight steering, decent springs and well maintained brakes and they are quite pleasant old things. I've had loads and they CAN be used as dailys but not particularly suitable for distance work. :shock:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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I want this sooooo bad....

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Overfinch 570 LSE with lpg kit. Whats not to like?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-Range-Rover- ... 3a5dfe3d07

 

This looks ok, been to the moon, 140k,

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£2000 BIN, diesel luxobarge; the French have always made a good BIG motah - went in one of these as a minicab in Spain a couple of years back, spacious, quiet....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/02-2002-Peugeot-6 ... 27b57e7ab4

 

Catagory D Fiat Stilo, why bother claiming, the dents tiny!!

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Or are these too new to be shite? I think not....7 years old, less that 60k, £1075ono

 

How about this, 1day, 21 hours to go, £135, clutch appears to be fooked though...

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How difficult a job is that? 5 cylinder lump "Soundz lyk a qatro m8"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-FIAT-MAREA-H ... 33615315a5

 

RIGHT!! YOU!! CARPARK NOW!!

Sorry, can't get photo's to come up at a reasonable size, best you have a look for yourselves. Be prepared, its a OMGRATLUKM8 Saab 900. What a fucking turd muncher.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-SAAB-900-RED ... 3f03d158e3

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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I'll attempt to you that in a conversation:

Knob-jockey: "What are we doing today Twatty?"

Twatty: "I've bought this old Saab, and we're going to ABORTIONATE it"

Knobjockey: OMGRATLUKYOGR64DRIFTIN

 

Do I win £10?

cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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I'll attempt to you that in a conversation:

Knob-jockey: "What are we doing today Twatty?"

Twatty: "I've bought this old Saab, and we're going to ABORTIONATE it"

Knobjockey: OMGRATLUKYOGR64DRIFTIN

 

Do I win £10?

 

 

To you that? Oh my!

 

I was thinking more along the lines of...

 

Knobjockey - "My, my Mr Twatty, what an abortionate looking pile of fucktarded bumhattery that once fine looking and clearly well maintained Swedish Vectra has become. I would very much like to partake in the sex with you."

Twatty - "OMGRATLUKYOGR64DRIFTINYOINNIT!"

 

Alas, I also don't have ten pounds to offer as a prize, however I can offer one pea in brine - any use?

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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I'll pass on that thanks, put it in the poor box.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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At least it was a poor man's Cavalier and not an actual SAAB 900. It does seem to have been an unusually good one though. :(

Autoplas Rank: Austin Maxi

Autoplas

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I'd ask for one of the Leyland Nationals as a prize m8, cos it would be GR84DRIFTIN 8)

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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I will probably put a bid in, its just a bad few weeks for me financially

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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Some interesting cheap tat just across the channel

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/138395905.htm?ca=17_s

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/118358777.htm?ca=17_s

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/135292128.htm?ca=17_s

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/135268635.htm?ca=17_s

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/133127751.htm?ca=17_s

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/50531511.htm?ca=17_s

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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If it's Monday, this must be Greece.

 

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This is a grand old bus for €250.

 

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/708225/

 

Rather better Y10 than €300 would get you in Italy.

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/987875/

 

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Say WHAT now? €300.

 

http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/932036/

 

This looks all right for €300. Cheaper than hiring some crap-arse holiday Hyundai for two weeks.

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/830236/

 

Actually, sod that: here's the ideal Autoshite holiday runabout. How great is this for €350?

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/933705/

 

€350. Nice 2.0 Ghia for €500 as well.

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/954644/

 

Look at the Stavros-love bestowed upon the interior of this '78 Ascona! Triffic for €400.

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/939028/

 

The Hellenic climate seems kind on Italian rot-magnets. I like these - especially when they're only €400.

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/796415/

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/599244/

 

€400. Lots of nice old Starlets/Stanzas/Cherrys etc around this price and all... and indeed this squeaky-clean 19k km Accord for €500:

 

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http://www.car.gr/classifieds/cars/view/906487/

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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I :heart: these MG Farinas. To carry on the MGB Saloon theme, this one even has an MGB engine, with a bottom end death rattle

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I think some Rostyle wheels would suit this well, the cad's car when he's fallen on hard times and can't afford a Rover P5. Pass me the trilby hat :D

 

Wonder if this is a viable daily driver? Does it have a heater and demister?

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That Lada estate is the same colour as the saloon my grandad had (DWY 403Y).

 

The orange Corolla 30 would attract a lot of interest here, wonder if it's as rot free as it looks.

 

I do like the idea of a hotted up Magnette Q-car though I think I'd want a ZB. Is MGB tune the hottest you can go or is there a stage further?

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Here's an exact copy of a 1930s car, fitted with the popular 8 inch wheels of the period

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No bids yet for some reason???

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Just needs blue paint and a Bugatti badge FTW!

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