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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Some Rennoz for your delectation......

 

Yogurt Spilt.....

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Tax and MoT'ed, whats not to like? It's brown.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1974-RENAULT-4-DE ... 3cb1137748

 

Aaaaahhhhh my eyes!! Take it away!!!!

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Looks the part people think its a GT Turbo but it does sound like 1
No it doesn't you absolute cock-mangler.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-5-not-GT- ... 2c57aee775

 

This is more like it, low mileage, 19gts, 2 days to go, in Wuvvum country, £56 at this point. Short mot and tax.

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But another where you have to ask, if it's so great, why not spunk £40 on an Mot and flog it for more?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-RENAULT-19-G ... 2c57a5258d

 

Needs a damn good mopping......no mot or tax, but £150 so far; not a lot of detail on what's actually stopping owners doing it up, but probably has no floor.....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-RENAULT-4-GT ... 4cf20ab149

 

Another barried Clio, look with care.....

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SHOULD SAY SWAP FOR MOTOR HOME.
Oh yeah, I've got a big old Winnebago that I need to flog.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-RENAULT-CLIO ... UKzzzzz17Y

 

Boinnnggggggg! Nice.....R10, needs work......

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-10-1965-/ ... 2eb03209a3

 

Wasn't this RENOMAD's or someone's?

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WILL ONLY SELL TO SOMEONE WHO IS A RENAULT ENTHUSIAST LIKE MYSELF.
Yeah so much of an enthusiast you've had the car five minutes, and are now punting it on trying to make a few quid.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-RENAULT-25-V ... 4152e1f49c

 

Adieu Mon Ami!

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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^The Clio's monumentally bad; the worst bit of it is the 1.2 engine. Why stick yet more weight in plastic and ICE on the bugger? You will get blitzed away from the lights, by a Marina. Then how big will you feel? :lol:

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Right, as this is my favourite thread on the entire internet I've taken the radical step of joining this forum purely to keep it moving along. Though to satisfy entry requirements, I do have a Maestro (R reg - one of those post-mortem funnies that was built in Bulgaria, failed to appeal even to Bulgarians, and ended up being converted back to rhd round the back of a petrol station in Herefordshire).

 

How about a quick trawl through the "oldtimers" on eBay.de? Note that I understand almost no German ("ohne TUV" seems like a key phrase), and can't be arsed to bollock about with Google translate. Now - let the Kraut-Krap commence!

 

Wankelspider? You know you want to. €366 and only a couple of hours to go.

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http://cgi.ebay.de/NSU-Wankelspider-Typ ... 3cb10b8c7a

Almost literally mint Mk1 Fiesta:

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Ford-Fiesta-MK-I-Chr ... 3cb0f81ba5

Mk1 Trabant - grandaddy of kommie-scheisse:

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Trabant-P-60-P-50-50 ... 19bf9da2fa

Tidy cheap Transit "wohnmobile". Dig that doppelkabine!

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Ford-Transit-Wohnmob ... 43a1dcf4cc

Crusty Mk1 R4. I appreciate the lengths he's gone to in the last pic to show off that "relativ gutes chassis".

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Renault-R4-R-4-Kulto ... 19bf9fad75

Das Sweeney. Put your lederhosen on son, you're nicked.

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Ford-Granada-I-2-6-L ... 519550af69

There's part of me that would love to drive this ridiculous Fiat 126-based rollerskate back home down the autobahn (though it's only a very small part).

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http://cgi.ebay.de/FIAT-126-EINZELSTUCK ... 43a1f3eba7

Got to love this Moskvich. "Mit Russischen Papieren" FTW! Currently standing at €10.50...

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http://cgi.ebay.de/moskvich-412-schoner ... 2c57b00a32

This 518 E12 looks nice in saucy "gelb". All that's missing is a sinewy minx in thigh-high boots straddling the bonnet. €121 with 2 days left.

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http://cgi.ebay.de/BMW-518-E12-Oldtimer ... 255db726aa

Plenty of Ro80s on there. Some are stupidly priced "eBay bargain" fodder. Not so this "Garagenfund".

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http://cgi.ebay.de/NSU-RO-80-Motor-lauf ... 336123ca8f

Well I never. Bet these flew out of the German showrooms! Only €10 at present...

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Morris-J-4-Pick-Up-s ... 3f036bd5d8

WTF is this stupidity? Looks like some really shit entry in Robot Wars - Sir Divalot. Are the doors drawn on in marker pen?

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http://cgi.ebay.de/AWS-Shopper-Goggobas ... 2a0a81c302

Mit TUV! One car, three words: the fucking bollocks.

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Opel-Admiral-TUV-H-K ... 2a0a6e4a62

Whip off that canvas and you're sure to find a couple of North Africans bolting an AK47 to a tripod. I can't believe they were still knocking these out in 1979! Only €115 so far.

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Peugeot-404-Pick-up- ... 4aa500f06d

Bulgarian R8.

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Bulgar-Renault-8-Maj ... 255da2740d

 

Heavens! I'll shut up now.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Thanks Mr G.

 

A few more dredgings from the scheiss pool - starting with a scarily pristine 604 V6 with only 52k km under its blaugrun belt:

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Peugeot-604-SL-V6-Fr ... 3a5f0a05a7

 

Another excursion deep into the land of OMG:

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Fiat-130-Berlina-1-S ... 3a5f0a658e

 

Always liked these plug-ugly "Krautinas". This one has the benefit of being extremely cheap (at the moment).

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Ford-20M-P7-xl-Oldti ... 230a6f1d20

 

At least I now know what a "leichenwagen" is. That's right - an ice-cream van!

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Oldtimer-Opel-Rekord ... 27b54e842d

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Welcome along Hereharehere, bloody awesome first posts there me old mucker.

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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Yes welcome, never looked on German ebay before, just spent an hour on there:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.de/Austin-Allegro-1979-sehr-gutem-Originalzustand-/190451012927?pt=Automobile&hash=item2c57c3d53f

 

Just found this French Allegro on there with a..........cough...............cough............model showing it off :o

 

This Austin Allegro has over 30 years old ... and as you can see from the photos in a super original condition !

 

Pensioners vehicle!

 

Presumably are given 49276km original!

 

Not a single rust and inside top!

 

Also Venyldach has no quirks!

 

The original paint has two small scratches

 

It is up to two lamp lenses absolutely complete ( incl.Ersatzrad and jack )!

 

The little downer: He will not start !

 

A fuel hose is defective, the Spritt is old and should be changed and the ignition would have to be set!

 

The tires are old!

 

Rest see photos!

 

The car is sold with the franz.Carte Grise and evidence showing the property (purchase agreement ) ... that's enough for approval in Germany!

 

He must be in France (near Vichy) picked up the trailer with us !

 

Important:If the vehicle within 5 days will be collected from us ,

 

Cash is not a local problem!

 

Otherwise, please sof.Ãœberweisung of the purchase price !

 

Overnight , etc ... see our auctions " Marina's Paradise "

 

Just found two rear light lenses for my Renault 14 on there which I have been having real trouble finding, even in France!

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Wilkommen!

GR11 ebay.dr skillz. That Wankel spider looks fun, but knowing that Tim Bishop (master of the obscure- why isn't he on here?) spent about 8 years trying to find enough parts to get his one to just run (not drive mind you, run) I don't imagine there is much hope for any mere mortals getting it back on the road. Maybe he wants another one?

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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That Allegro looks rather fetching with the twin headlights, were they available new like that?

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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That Allegro looks rather fetching with the twin headlights, were they available new like that?

 

Yes they were.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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I wonder if the brown 244DL on the previous page is an ex-Volvo press/management car? They were based in Ipswich back then and all the road test cars carried Suffolk PV/DX/GV/BJ etc registrations. I’ve a feeling that at least one car I’ve seen in a magazine was in this KGV...V series.

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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Maximus Lolinus...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-RENAULT-LAGU ... 3a5f14d44d

 

Take an awful car with the worse gearbox known to man and make it look worse. Priceless.

 

I quite like Mk1 Lagunas, fatha-Lobsta had a high mileage 2.0 RT back in the day and it was a proper nice thing, reliable and pretty well screwed together. Wouldn't want an auto though and that one looks awful.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I wonder if the brown 244DL on the previous page is an ex-Volvo press/management car? They were based in Ipswich back then and all the road test cars carried Suffolk PV/DX/GV/BJ etc registrations. I’ve a feeling that at least one car I’ve seen in a magazine was in this KGV...V series.

 

I thought the same when I saw it, I'll have to check it.

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