Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[eddyramrod]

Happy to help!

[sporty-shite]

 

Likey, likey, likey

[dollywobbler]

2CV AKS400 van. GR-10 4 HEDWINDZ!

[sporty-shite]

2CV AKS400 van. GR-10 4 HEDWINDZ!

 

But it looks the tits, doesn't it?

[dollywobbler]

It does. There are many 'wrong' things from a purist point of view (bonnet, rear lights - Mini pick-up?) but it does look very right.

[Cavcraft]

NO PLATE GR8 4

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-maxi-/ ... 4cfe783e9b

[ashmicro]

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-214-Si- ... 19cdb2189e

 

'WAS THE SHOW CAR FOR MG ROVER COMPANY'

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-R-REG-FO ... 3cc2388490

 

'Fugly'

[CIH]

 

Look at this absolute honey. Sixty thousand miles, full test with no advisorys! 1.6 16v & two tone. My personal perfect escort.

[CIH]

Here's another, slightly more miserable 1.4;

 

[R9UKE]

These get me very excited in this engine/trim combo.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-RENAULT- ... 500wt_1202

[Cavcraft]

FORTY YARDER

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-MORRIS-O ... 33710fcbfa

 

'A PLEASURE TO DRIVE, BUT I AM THINKING OF CONVERTING IT TO RUN ON ELECTRICITY AND DIESEL'

 

B-I-N of £675 with loads of MOT seems very fair to me, though natch it's probably got no floor.

[RedSparrow]

Cavette, have you been taking stand-up comedy classes at your local community centre or something?!

[Cavcraft]

AUSTIN-HALFWIT-SELLING-VAN

 

 

'You may run the risks my friend, but I do the cutting'

 

'Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I fill you.'

 

'I would like to take the piss, it's rough. I've been cutting rust in this van nearly ten weeks now'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Half-T ... 20c24c030b

 

'LOTTS-OFF-REaLLY--WEiRD-TYPING-AND-a-pRiVATe-LIstinG-SO-MY-M8-IN-tHE-YRD-nExT-dOOR-Is-GOING-TO-rUNN-THE-pRICE-uP'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-2000- ... 4cfe5cdec6

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-HONDA ... 416271246e

 

'FRONT COIL SPRING MAKES A 'BOINGY' TYPE NOISE '

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-301-P ... 256c8531c0

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Doubl ... 4cfe3e3290

[Cavcraft]

BOMBAY MOUNTAIN STARRING HEATH 'TWO RIVERS' LEDGER, JAKE 'SPOTTED WOLF' GYlLENHAAL AND MICHELLE 'KITCKEN BITCH' WILLIAMS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVY-G20-CHE ... 3a7068fac8

 

'WITH £9000 CUSTOM ARTWORK PAINTJOB, THE CENTRE PIECE OF WHICH IS THIS DEPICTION OF A MAN TRYING TO GET A NOSH OFF HIS HORSE WHILST HIS FRIENDS DANCE TO MADONNA'S HIT RECORD 'VOGUE''

[scooters]

FORTY YARDER

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-MORRIS-O ... 33710fcbfa

 

'A PLEASURE TO DRIVE, BUT I AM THINKING OF CONVERTING IT TO RUN ON ELECTRICITY AND DIESEL'

 

B-I-N of £675 with loads of MOT seems very fair to me, though natch it's probably got no floor.

 

much likeage

[cms206]

Some Gumtree stuff from round our way...

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volvo-360-gls-classic-car-drift/96053143

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/triumph-dolomite-1850-hl/96287916

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/limo/94367890#gallery-item-full-2

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-capri/93891501

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/must-se-ford-cortina/95913954

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Doubl ... 4cfe3e3290

 

According to the DVLA thats been untaxed since 1995, there's also this engineless Bristol in the barn as well as other cars, this is at over £4000 ATM!.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-400-A ... 4cfe3d5df0

[Vin]

FORTY YARDER

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-MORRIS-O ... 33710fcbfa

 

'A PLEASURE TO DRIVE, BUT I AM THINKING OF CONVERTING IT TO RUN ON ELECTRICITY AND DIESEL'

 

B-I-N of £675 with loads of MOT seems very fair to me, though natch it's probably got no floor.

 

 

That was the vehicle that 'A-framed' away the 'Autoshite bike' Mazda 323 that 'Binhooker' had and sold. picture lifted from his Mazda 323 thread...

 

[trigger]

It might not be the best idea to keep posting that 323 photo, I can hear Binhooker snorting flames from here...

[flat4alfa]

Cheeky Charmant

 

[Mash]

I'm surprised the Charmant isn't attracting mad bidding frenzy from the emerald isle drift brigade.

[Cavcraft]

*Sorry, Binhoker, hadn't realised

[Ross_K]

I'm surprised the Charmant isn't attracting mad bidding frenzy from the emerald isle drift brigade.

 

They've all fucked off to Australia looking for work on building sites over there.

[Ross_K]

1994 Volvo 480 GT

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3571664.htm

 

Full leather seats, 'jacquard' pattern in condition "commensurate with age"

 

What a ponce. Who says "commensurate"? And your seats are half leather BTW.

 

 

Bust a move

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/3610560.htm

 

[Cavcraft]

'Commensurate with age' is the sort of old bollocks that traders of highly polished but elderly German cars usually trot out. Along with 'contrasting interior' and a description of the inner wall of each bleeding tyre.