Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[worldofceri]

[scooters]

that Camry is 2 DYE 4

 

see what you mean about the Wedge write up - it looks pretty clean to me as well although might have had a respray looking at the colour of the engine bay. The vendor has no idea - the write up tells you nothing except for the fact that he is a cretin. Bargain for someone -

 

that Camry though!!

[cort16]

NOT JAMES HERRIOT LAWNMOWER REPAIRS SPAZ CHARIOT

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kaig-Utility- ... 256ba6c019

 

'ONE OF ONLY 3 MADE IN THE LATE 1990'S. EACH CAR WAS DIFFERENT'

 

So there's the potential that the others didn't look like an accident between a council gangmower trailer and an off-road buggy?

 

More dogs died of embarrassment being carried around in that spaz wagon than their actual injuries.

[Negative Creep]

Hells Bells

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FIAT-UNO ... 46001444cf

 

Let Me Put My Love into You

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-HONDA-CI ... 19cc536f5f

 

Thunderstruck

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VOLVO-36 ... 27c2737162

 

Shoot to Thrill

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-SIE ... 4ab308c60a

 

Get it Hot

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-30-000m- ... 1c22e1d5da

 

Problem Child

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-FORD-COU ... 3a6f4f44ae

[scooters]

I had an A reg Datsun Nissan Sunny 1.3 just like that but mine was in maroon with a beige interior - fantastic car NEVER let me down

[Negative Creep]

I had an A reg Datsun Nissan Sunny 1.3 just like that but mine was in maroon with a beige interior - fantastic car NEVER let me down

 

 

I had that yellow B11 that took me around the NZ South Island - utterly brilliant little thing never put a foot wrong

[Skizzer]

I've had that Volvo 360 on my watch list for a few days. It looks a complete hunny, but I suspect if I buy it it'll just end up disintegrating on my drive out of limited use. Someone please rescue it from a) the OMG DRIFT WEAPON crowd and people like me.

[HereHareHere]

 

Love me for a reason - FIVE REASONS.

 

1) Supa tidy.

2) Not a K-series.

3) Full-on auto/leather/cruise ULTRA BARGE.

3) 6 months ticket.

4) ONLY 290 FREAKING QUID.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[HereHareHere]

 

Xedos with MOT till May for the price of a cup of tea, plus £294 tip.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

940 Turbo, full MOT, leaky sunroof, £345.

 

Seats fold down flat in the back to give a very large storage area.

 

THEM VOLVOS IS MENTAL.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

A man who acts on an urgent desire to remove his own genitals is thereafter known as a 'nullo'. Buy this for £350 and BE THAT MAN.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[Cavcraft]

53 YEAR OLD VICARS SON WITH SPASTICATED ACCENT SEEKS BUYER FOR HOPELESS MODIFIED CAR

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-Mo ... 4161945957

 

'Engine sounds like a skeleton waving nunchucks round a small metal shed so had murals done to match'

 

'Please note this is the special edition Westwood Abrath model, not a shitty 1.2 8V'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-Vaux ... 3a6f62dbc7

 

[HereHareHere]

 

This 200 Vi looks top and has a long MOT. You will simply NEVER GUESS why it's only £395.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

No doubt this guy is genuinely satisfied that he has recaptured the alluring majesty of the Honda Legend launch brochure in this shot. HITCH UP THE SPUDZ & FLOOR IT, JETHRO.

 

Tiny MOT, £395.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[HereHareHere]

 

One-owner, full-test, £399 giff-me-do! 2-litre T series lump makes this a real 'man in sheep's clothing'.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

These are getting so cheap it's only a matter of time before I end up buying one by default. Not this £450 example, though:

 

MOT expired rather than failed

 

Right you are. See also: 'car fucked rather than worthlessly shit', 'dog inert and buried rather than dead' etc.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[cort16]

Please select a statement

 

This car (will/will not) provide you with years of trouble free motoring.

 

£395 - 5 Doors, Manual, Hatchback, Diesel, 450,000 miles, Green

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201203442865278/

[Skizzer]

Hey Cavette, I got your picture puzzle! Do I win a biscuit or anything? I think it helped that the word 'bellend' was front of mind looking at that Corsa.

 

The 800, Xedos, 940 and Leg End would all be fine motorway workhorse candidates but I've more or less given up looking on Autotrader - unless it's a dealer with a website it's impossible to tell where the fug in the world the car would need fetching from. (The Rover's in Colne and the Mazda's in Leicestershire, neither of which is particularly handy for me; all I know about the Honda is it's in a field .) S'pose I could phone the premium rate number, but not sure I can be arsed really. Unless I'm missing something, like you have to register or summat.

[HereHareHere]

Yeah, all you're getting is how far away it is from a postcode I made up. If you stick your own postcode in on the Autotrader homepage you'll be able to get more relevant info. Autotrader is nearly all traders (?!?!??!!!!!), but I reckon down at the part-ex bin end (sub grand) there are some decent bargains. LIKE THIS!

 

 

'Launched in 1995, the Toyota Paseo set new standards in motoring pointlessness. Only eleven were sold and this horrible nonentity is one of them. However it does have a numberplate that kind of spells piss.'

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[Skizzer]

Hope I didn't sound ungrateful, am enjoying the bargainous chod and commentary and will doubtless manage to work my way round the 'Trader if/when sufficiently serious about purchasing...

[Spiny Norman]

These Mazda Xedos things seem quite popular up here, there always seems to be a couple for sale.

 

The 6...

 

Or a 9.

 

I quite fancy the 9, a year's ticket with some tax, full history, lots of kit. Bit different to the usual manky sub-£1000 BMW/Audi/Jag chod.

[HereHareHere]

 

Under the Inappopriately Massive Engine Act (1998), it's an offence not to love these Xantia 3L V6s. That's physical love, and of the most graphic order.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

£495 and 53k! I am at home to MISTER YES.

[dollywobbler]

Those Xantia V6s are insane. They look great and sound absolutely magical. Every bit as good as the Alfa Romeo V6 in sound and seriously punchy too.

[Cavcraft]

Hark, this Herald's advert MINGS.

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2452217/tr ... needs_tlc/

 

 

Mind you should be a cheap fix for the average spanner wielder.

Pretty close to Mr B0110x and Retrogeezer territory, one of whom should get this.

[ChinaTom]

Pandaselecta should buy that, he could simply install a can of chick peas where the gearbox should bee.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Peugeot- ... 4161885f1f

 

 

Christ alive, that's gorgeous. That has 'Le Mans Classic 2012 back up vehicle' written all over it.

However, the new piece of French shite I have just purchased may just have to do..............

 

On watch list. With serious intent. Hope that reserve price is sensible.

[HereHareHere]

 

As these are right out there at shite's final frontier, I feel like I ought to want one. Soz.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

On reflection, with 59k and a year's ticket, for £550 I probably would.

[155V6]

Never knew about those Xantia V6's,looks like it would be fun

[eddyramrod]

^WHS, extremely fanciable!

 

Edit: I've read the ad now and I fancy it even more!

[cort16]

That Xantia's only over in Edinburger and I've got the money from selling the Alfa in the drawer. MUST...NOT..BUY...THAT....FRENCH.....CHOD.

[dollywobbler]

That Xantia's only over in Edinburger and I've got the money from selling the Alfa in the drawer. MUST...BUY...THAT....FRENCH.....CHOD.

 

EFA.

[504GL]

This is too nice for a tat thread.

 

Dunno if the picture will work.......

 

 

An absolutely freaking MINT Mk1 Series 2 Legacy Saloon.

 

A grand buys you this beautiful thing with only 64,500 miles on the clock.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

We've got a turbo of the same vintage which we're wanting to restore and that car would MORE than pay for itself as a parts/donor car for all the miscellaneous bits of trim which are well worn on our car with about 160k more miles on the clock but it's simply too nice to rip bits off to make our tatty turbo look nicer.

 

Someone on here PLEASE buy it!

 

Some high res pics on here -> http://www.subarumotors.co.uk/vehicles/used Sure looks pretty and at 60k miles it's barely run in.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/277282133.htm?ca=20_s

 

This looks a bit of a honey for 550€

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/277234524.htm?ca=20_s

 

The lads asking 1000€ for this 1975 (N-reg) pug 104, he will barter like. Theres something very WANTable about these early ones with the little bootlid, hardly any trim and QWAZL interior. Looks super straight as well.