Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

January 16, 2012

129,745 · January 16, 2012

Check out this WIN MOBILE

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-418-TD- ... 3cc10a8879

'Centrial Door Locking'

'I Have Driven this car Somerset to Reading and Back'

Never mind all that shit, just fill it full of cherry and avoid VOSA roadside checks by pretending to be really old. If you do get stopped just piss on the seats and offer the coppers a Werthers Original.

2.9k · January 16, 2012

That mk3 Granada really is giffer spec. I bet you'd struggle to find another car that came equipped with ABS (before it became compulsory) but not a rev counter.

129,745 · January 16, 2012

Opel Kapitan!

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2437319/va ... l_kapitan/

87,057 · January 16, 2012

I love that pinto Granada. It reminds me of that mega tidy bogo white Sierra estate on here a few days back. Ah memories.

Anyway. My mate's moving and has sold his Dolomite that he's had for years back to the guy he bought it off. To clear the way for the dolomite the guys selling this ->

VDP, looks well nice.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-metro-vanden-plas-/170765180823?_trksid=p5197.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D1%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D5658605175570968905

28,455 · January 16, 2012

Who wanted a camper?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C265504#

That was probably me, but it's too soon and not old enough. Still, at least it's a CF, which is my all-time favourite van chassis! Thanks for remembering for me.

129,745 · January 16, 2012

Jesus. F*cking.Wept.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-PEUG ... 33706c79b6

'Only selink coz I bort dis 4 mi burd (Britnee) an she lefft me 4 my bruvver oo is also mi dad. All dar munny wot i put in2 dis car as 2 be gt bak so i can pay 4 trane fair 2 Germery Kile show were i r goin 2 av it owt wiv DA FAT SLAG'.

4,380 · January 16, 2012

Pffft what a crock. Who'd want to bid on thaat?

Alert You've been outbid. Bid again before it's too late.

Oh.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130629809823? ... 1423.l2649

January 16, 2012

DA FAT SLAG'.

28,455 · January 16, 2012

You know you want it, NC...

4.8k · January 16, 2012

that Opel Kapitan..... WOW!

4,380 · January 17, 2012

HI M8 WHUTS UR BEST PRICE 4 CASH COLEKT 2NYTE etc etc

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... tem=#v4-37

1.3k · January 17, 2012

Re: that pink pug.

REAR SIDE LIGHT NOT WORKING

Damn, I was all set to bid on on it, but if both rear lights aren't working you can stick it.

Cock.

28,546 · January 17, 2012

HI M8 WHUTS UR BEST PRICE 4 CASH COLEKT 2NYTE etc etc

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... tem=#v4-37

Bollocks to $279k for that Ruf YellowBird - it hasn't even got any tread left on those tyres

4,380 · January 17, 2012

Formerly the property of Sir Jimmy Savile OBE, KCSG

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C271758#

28,546 · January 17, 2012

Any of you chaps in the Northern Ireland cell of Autoshite fancy a very clean looking FE Victor?

47,365 · January 17, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Mk-2-Cardinal-Pick-up-Converted-Hearse-/170761963471

it`s very well built It is 99% finished but just needs a few minor bits here & there including an SVA check carried out by VOSA, application form is with us. The vehicle will be allocated a Q plate when checked, don`t know why DVLA says it`s got to have one VOSA say it hasn`t but have been over ruled by Birmingham local office as they say it is a radically altered vehicle, not as much as some Kit cars people get original VRM`s on ????? The original plate has been deleted from the DVLA record and cannot be ever used again Starts & Drives 100%

Yeah that'll defo* hit the road again, failing that at least it will make a decent* banger car.

This is worth its weight in mixed scrap and no more.

January 17, 2012

I'm getting THE REAL BIG HOTS for one of these pointy-faced saucepots, and this looks decent - one owner, 71k with full Volvo history, working pop-ups. No bids, Ã‚Â£500 rnm with a day left.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... 7568922076

25,011 · January 17, 2012

Why is it that so many people want to turn a usable vehicle into a fupping pickup? They're good for sod all over here because you can't leave owt in the back without it going walkies at traffic lights or getting rained on. And they look shit, especially when they are DIY conversions like these with some old microwave doors as back windows or whatever.

Nevertheless, when some idiot on a council estate gets a bit ambitious with a grinder, nine times out of ten a wanky looking pickup is the result.

129,745 · January 17, 2012

I'm using my phone here and my eyesight is at best shit: can you just confirm that is actually a sideways on greenhouse door glued to the back of that Granada pick up? Ta.

January 17, 2012

Why is it that so many people want to turn a usable vehicle into a fupping pickup? They're good for sod all over here because you can't leave owt in the back without it going walkies at traffic lights or getting rained on. And they look shit, especially when they are DIY conversions like these with some old microwave doors as back windows or whatever.

Nevertheless, when some idiot on a council estate gets a bit ambitious with a grinder, nine times out of ten a wanky looking pickup is the result.

Far be it from me as a part time member to suggest a running joke, but perhaps just as the solution to ever problem is to hammer a slightly bigger one over the top of it.... perhaps the solution for anyone who is struggling to sell a car should be to cut the back off it and make it a pickup?

28,455 · January 17, 2012

That pickup is a bag of shit, for the reasons so ably stated by Cobblers. WTF is wrong with a perfectly good hearse? I like a big estate car, I do, and I know I'm not the only one; I'm sure loads of Lovejoy-type antique dealers would love a hearse for business use. I'd go to bloody Tesco in it!

(Edit) I'd drive that Victor all day too, how lovely is that interior!

87,057 · January 17, 2012

The dormer extension on that Granada reminds me of a flat we lived in, in the 80's/

28,546 · January 17, 2012

Be like in the teachers' cars thread:

Bidding is up to Ã‚Â£1500 with two days to go, but one owner and 26k miles...

10,931 · January 17, 2012

There are pickup conversions and then there are pickup conversions. A local Volvo specialist had a chopped 740 that was beautifully done and looked the business. That Granada on the other hand is an abomination and I wouldn't be seen dead in it

January 17, 2012

There are pickup conversions and then there are pickup conversions. A local Volvo specialist had a chopped 740 that was beautifully done and looked the business. That Granada on the other hand is an abomination and I wouldn't be seen dead in it

What if it was converted back into a hearse?

10,931 · January 17, 2012

There are pickup conversions and then there are pickup conversions. A local Volvo specialist had a chopped 740 that was beautifully done and looked the business. That Granada on the other hand is an abomination and I wouldn't be seen dead in it

What if it was converted back into a hearse?

Nah, old Grandads are too common. That gives me an idea though, anyone want to start a thread about hearse shite?

87,057 · January 17, 2012

Currently at 150 quid with 21hrs to go and no reserve.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140681313080&ih=004&category=2192&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

January 17, 2012

Check out these hot polovnis.

Ã¢â€šÂ¬350. FACT: this is the only car in Serbia that doesn't run on LPG.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... zda_626/#2

Ã¢â€šÂ¬400, with 8 months of Serbian MOT - widely acknowledged as the most rigorous and incorruptible of all declarations of roadworthiness.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... r_12_tl/#1

Doesn't seem too shabby for Ã¢â€šÂ¬600.

car harvested corn and cabbage rolls howling at the same time

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... rt_xr3i/#4

This '65 Taunus koop made it through to the last 4,000 in last year's Belgrade Wob Challenge. Ã¢â€šÂ¬1,800.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... us_12m/#11

Fuggin A!

engine and transmission from a golf-II

Fuggin B.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... ego_lux/#2

'69 Capri taken to bits and sprayed a terrible colour. Guy claims to have the full interior and two engines and boxes, so Ã¢â€šÂ¬800 probably isn't too bad, though his gaff looks like the sort of place where visitors are made to do awful things then fed to pigs.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... _capri_xl/

Perhaps a unique copy in Europe

Thank fug for that. Ã¢â€šÂ¬1,600.

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... eta_coupe/

4.5k · January 17, 2012

There are pickup conversions and then there are pickup conversions. A local Volvo specialist had a chopped 740 that was beautifully done and looked the business. That Granada on the other hand is an abomination and I wouldn't be seen dead in it

What if it was converted back into a hearse?

Nah, old Grandads are too common. That gives me an idea though, anyone want to start a thread about hearse shite?

There have been about 30 such threads in the last few years! I'm sure you could find one with a little searching.

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