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CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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wow this looks clean;

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Favorit ... 0730022384

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-FORD-GRA ... 0737354684

Yum!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-e ... 0969117223

-seriosuly, how tidy is this old tub ?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-21 ... 0646903894

- I expect this to be relisted by a dealership in a week or so, presumeably for a silly price like £8k or something.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Riva-150 ... 0971181619

-where has this been hidden for the past 20 years ?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Eye bleeding advert alert:

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit- ... 4ab2ff6416

 

'TAX EXCEMPT'

 

It's EXEMPT.

 

'LEZ EXCEMPT'

 

HELLO!

 

CONGESTION CHARGE EXCEMPT

 

It's EXEMPT, you bastard.

 

MOT EXCEMPT

 

IT'S 'EXEMPT' FFS AND NO, IT'S FUCKING WELL NOT MOT EXEMPT.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The Gay Team are a group of ex-United Services Salvation Army Special Forces personnel who work as soldiers of fortune, while on the run from the council after being branded as ASBOs for a crime they did commit.

Their leader is John 'Class A Smith whose legendary crack dealing bought him to the attention of the local special constables. Assisted by Templeton 'Dick Face' Peck, the unit's tag team specialist who is rumoured to be responsible for spraying 'FUK DA POLICE' on the side of the Post Office. and not forgetting HM 'Harvest Moon' Murdoch who has been declared insane and lives on the top floor of the high rise flats where he watches his business centre* and vets potential customers. Last but not least is Boss Car Ay Lad BA Button Arse Barracus, believed to be the gang's get away driver and enforcer.$(KGrHqR,!n0E63WBWpP0BPEyZsSIKg~~60_3.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MONSTER-TRUCK ... 4cfd9fb5c1

 

 

 

*Telephone box outside the burnt down library.

 

 

Brucie bonus if you spotted what could possibly be someone bumming a small dog or hen in the picture.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Hats off to you Cavette for the amount of effort you put into your LOL worthy posts :lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hmm, what could I possibly get my three year old son for a birthday present? Something with an engine perhaps? maybe something dangerous with an engine? Perhaps a Mogan replica, that'd be class. It'd have to be a good replication mind you. Like this one...

 

'Bespoke replica of a Morgan Special 3 wheeler'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/childs-replic ... 4161689df5

 

'The front end does not look quite the same as a Morgan three wheeler'

 

Negative excrement, Mr Holmes.

maxustaxus Rank Morris Ital

maxustaxus

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Please somebody liberate the Sceptre from this clown...

 

just changing price as some people seem to be confused as to what price includes

 

Yeah, funny that. Dick.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-HUMBER-S ... 3a6ea52b49

 

Hi, yes I was interested in this car, and I know of its previous history. But, the listing has some very odd requirements...

 

i.e., the seller does not want email contact. The seller does not want silly offers, but gives no idea of the minimum they require, so it is hard to know what to do to avoid offence. The seller says disregard the listing price but does not say whether he would like more or less. I am not sure how I can make an offer without seeing the car anyway, which I feel would risk wasting this person's time given their approach to a mere email.

 

In essence, the seller has inspired me to continue spend my hard earned on my own projects for the time being.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'I'm not a XXXX and don't expect to be treated like one'

 

He4's got a bloody funny way of showing it then. I reckon you're right to give it a swerve, the listing is so cock eyed/strange it doesn't warrant any real interest and it also seems to me he's almost holding some of the parts for ransom.

maxustaxus Rank Morris Ital

maxustaxus

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'I'm not a XXXX and don't expect to be treated like one'

 

He4's got a bloody funny way of showing it then. I reckon you're right to give it a swerve, the listing is so cock eyed/strange it doesn't warrant any real interest and it also seems to me he's almost holding some of the parts for ransom.

 

I agree with you entirely there Cavette...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks nice enough but you'd want closer up pictures to see how much Edam went into the arches and bootlid and just how bad the electrics may be.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-JAGUAR-X ... 3cc102faaa

 

About the nicest colour they came in and seems quite fairly priced.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Ox is well tidy, I'd like that a lot!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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"Don't buy this 11500 mile Strada as they're a piece of wank!"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-strada-7 ... 3a6f427624

 

Shit the bed! ^ That's Trigger's Ritmo! ^ :shock:8)8)

 

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1981 Fiat Strada Ritmo 75 CL by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

 

PPM 337X was bought by Mr Phil Bishop from Puttocks of Guildford in 1982

 

 

Was that when the auction photos were taken?

synx508 Rank Morris Ital

synx508

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Was that when the auction photos were taken?

 

I spotted the Strada a few days before Trigger and it baffled me, it really is almost totally lacking in visible rust. The owner has tidied it recently and it now looks smarter than it did when Trigger and I saw it.

 

I preferred it with the worn paint on the bumpers!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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I fell in love with that Strada when Trigger posted it last year. It's a strong start price though

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Spanish built Nissan (Ebro) trade pickup, presume it could go quite salty for export.

 

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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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About the nicest colour they came in and seems quite fairly priced.

 

Looks like Flamenco red, which is the same colour as mine.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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(but 1500 Euros - should be in the 'Bargains' thread surely?)

 

That Taunus I went to look at a few weeks ago - the one with no floor or sills - that fetched well over £1500....

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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Cor, nice 'n' crusty Monty! Bit irritating how he states 'because it's a Rover it has some faults'. It's an old car, deal with it :wink:

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