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scooters Rank: Renault 16

scooters

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One of a kind 5 Door Vauxhall Nova 1.3l Rally Race Car.......

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-kind-5-Door-Vauxhall-Nova-1-3-L-Rally-Race-car-1989-unique-black-blue-/230669400367

 

They think its all Nova:

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It is now:

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:roll::roll::roll:

 

Here is what the mong has to say:

The car has a number of security features...

 

Yeah, how it looks. No fucker would steal that, even to weigh it in.

 

"The uncompromising modifications and aggressive rally styling are not to everyone’s taste but you simply won’t find another car like it, as the many modification you’re about to read about will show!"

 

4200 views....4 hours to go I guess it''s not to ANYONE's taste!

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

meggersdog

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Hey Scooters, yeah it's the one I bought back in May.Been trying to sell my Maestro so I could keep the Fiat but to no avail.I've done over 1000 miles in it and,for me , it's been reliable.The only real problem is the radiator and the nearest place to here to get it re-cored is 30 miles away.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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I love the Tempra, meggersdog. 8)

 

I had a shite spec 1.4 Saloon in red once with the analogue dash & a clock where the rev counter should have been. My sister and then husband had a white J reg 1.6 SX with the digital dash, enhanced with wheel trims from a Marea SX. I really liked the 'econometer' on that. 8)

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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I so hope that Cortina estate has an Indenor boat-anchor.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Ideal for running that quarter mile in 8

(minutes)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-FIESTA-POPULAR-BLUE-/270818427273?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f0e094189

$(KGrHqIOKm8E5I-CrzR8BOcR,!rzw!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-BMW-518-SE-TOURING-BLACK-/330614237772?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4cfa24ea4c

 

imagine putting this

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in this an expecting it to travel over 43mph for sustained periods

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Mot'd till April, Taxed till September, Add LPG then pay 550 quid. What could go wrong?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj40-32l-lpg/87875578

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Looks nice for a grand. I may have a wee look at this if I sell my BMW.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj6-42-auto-colour-grey1984/87920233

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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If you stick to 60mph or lower there isn't a problem at all.There is no pressure and there are no leaks but for regular and reliable running the car does need the radiator replacing.

 

Funny - my diesel Punto used to do exactly the same thing. That had already had a replacement rad though. Never did manage to get to the bottom of the problem.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I seem to remember from my time at Fiat, Tipos/Tempras and the like suffer really badly from airlocks in the coolant system, the only way we managed to cure them was to lift the front of the car to an alarming angle (normally using two arms of a two post lift) then run them and bleed the system.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Never seen one of these before.

 

Quote like it from the back but its fucking awful from the front.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Veyron-Batman-Banham-Bat-kit-car-very-unique-/230671232342

$(KGrHqUOKkUE464e8K37BOWWQ0JJ8w~~60_3.JPG

 

Finally - This is NOT a REAL BUGATII VEYRON, its a kit car that looks from the front a bit like a veyron (yes this was actually asked!)

 

Plus OCD is telling me the thing on the grill is off centre. It REALLY needs sorting.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Never seen one of these before.

 

 

Plus OCD is telling me the thing on the grill is off centre. It REALLY needs sorting.

That was on here a few weeks ago I think, to many cries of derision (and at least one person claiming they liked it, iirc!). Not only is the grille thing off centre, but I think the 'bat' thing on the screen washer jets is too. It makes me feel vertiginous looking at it. I'm genuinely nauseous now just from glancing at it again, thanks!

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Never seen one of these before.

 

 

Plus OCD is telling me the thing on the grill is off centre. It REALLY needs sorting.

That was on here a few weeks ago I think, to many cries of derision (and at least one person claiming they liked it, iirc!). Not only is the grille thing off centre, but I think the 'bat' thing on the screen washer jets is too. It makes me feel vertiginous looking at it. I'm genuinely nauseous now just from glancing at it again, thanks!

 

Have you seen this in yesterdays B3ta newsletter?

 

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/09/12/140394807/extreme-tidying-up?sc=fb&cc=fp

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Anyhow. I cannot even begin to describe the amount of things wrong with this picture.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/a-team-van-limo-/270819050037

$(KGrHqUOKpoE5,)!Hc)wBOcmcJncmg~~60_3.JPG

 

Have these people even seen the A Team?

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I do love the way that nobody who creates an A Team replica realises that the real thing is actually matt black above the stripe

 

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Its a Heuliez limo conversion, numbers unknown but there can't be many.

You also get the bonus of saying you drive a car from a James Bond film.

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/214237059.htm?ca=21_s

 

OMFG.... I so want this, please let it have a red crushed velour interior. *Buys Lotto Ticket*

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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They are actually knuckle dusters. How odd.

 

Signed by Carlton Leach,,,,,Bit of googling shows,,,,that he looks,,,,like a right small,,,,town gangsta bellend.

 

I bet the twunt who owns this (or in fact the one who buys it) is not dissimilar to this chap:

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registerd as a 125,,so learner legal,bought a few months ago as a 200,, but re registerd it
:roll:
HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Now, if this was road legal I would love to make an epic shite saving mission.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-1300-/220851051815

$(KGrHqR,!j!E5eE8wQ6tBO,-lcbjMQ~~60_12.JPG

 

It looks sweet. £330 with 1h 18m to go. Would be a lovely drive. £46 from Leeds to Alicante with Jet2. That would be a proper laugh.

 

Do you think I I booked it in for an MOT in Leeds and drove it back from Spain it would be okay? :wink:

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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^ Thats been for sale for quite a while. Originally on car and classic for £2200, then reduced and reduced until it became £1200. I assumed it was sold until I saw it again yesterday. I am currently the winning bidder :D

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Guest greenvanman

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Three letters:

 

W

 

T

 

F

 

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WE HAVE MY UNUSUAL LAMBRETTA CHOPPER ,WITH A JINLUN 125CC ENGINE

 

Fair play to him, that's about the most effective way I can think of to NOT cure the terminal unreliability of your Lambretta. :lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Do you like shit films about football hooligans?

 

Do you like scooters?

 

Do you like knuckle dusters?

 

Well step this way Sir...

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-SCOOTERS ... 3f0e1f96f5

 

... I bet who ever wins this gets shoed in.

 

'i travelled to southend on sea twice for this scoot'

 

I can just imagine him coming home the first time:

 

'Hi love, that was a long day, have you put the scooter in the garage or is it in the back of the van still?'

'Scooter? What scoo...oh shit, I've forgotten it.'

 

I'd also like to see that parked outside Millwall's ground.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That scooter is spectacularly wank!!! The guy needs to get a fuggin grip.

 

plus i av another scoot dun on simular theme

 

I cant see it happening though.

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