Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

3,011 · August 4, 2011

OMG I have the horn for this Silky 3.0 V6 goodness.

Citroen Xantia 3.0 V6 Exclusive

He also had an XM V6 for sale a couple of weeks ago with a C6 in the backround. WINNAR!

129,744 · August 4, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VAUXHALL ... 25665d25b7

'these cars aint suitible for kids'

What was your excuse then, you fucking plankton?

129,744 · August 4, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cali ... 4aad7d19c1

'Everyone calls it the batmobile so I'm listing it as such'

Perhaps if someone told him it was Barried up heap of shit he'd list it as that too?

4,256 · August 4, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Calibra-Batmobile-/320738236865?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aad7d19c1

'Everyone calls it the batmobile so I'm listing it as such'

Perhaps if someone told him it was Barried up heap of shit he'd list it as that too?

Of course, by moving the number plate like that he's instantly turned it into an Alfa...

129,744 · August 4, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CALI ... 2c5e53259b

'ANY QUESTIONS,CALL 07858155081'

R U A TOTAL MONG?

129,744 · August 4, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stunning-saxo ... 35b4003f61

'Stunning'.

2.9k · August 5, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stunning-saxo-vtr-hybrid-fully-modified-motec-tuned-/230653181793?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35b4003f61

'Stunning'.

"engine build spits flames too"

3,565 · August 5, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stunning-saxo-vtr-hybrid-fully-modified-motec-tuned-/230653181793?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35b4003f61

'Stunning'.

Spill chucker or auto-correct obviously. Should read "Stunted".

August 5, 2011

Some of the adverts in this thread really do make me fear for the future of this country.

3,470 · August 5, 2011

There should be a cull. Never mind the badgers, start with these fuckwits.

3,895 · August 5, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stunning-saxo-vtr-hybrid-fully-modified-motec-tuned-/230653181793?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35b4003f61

'Stunning'.

I'm not sure my definition of 'stunning' matches his TBH

August 5, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-WOLSELEY ... 2a12e28e6f

43,212 · August 5, 2011

Oh that looks like a right hoot

Ah. but...

no wet weather gear
the car is located in the north east

August 5, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-SE5-BLACK-/160631170487?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25665d25b7

'these cars aint suitible for kids'

What was your excuse then, you fucking plankton?

I am really tempted to phone that twunt to see if the fucknut actually speaks like that. Innit. We should be allowed to carry guns* and do the culling as mentioned. Bruv. Westside. etc etc................ooooh makes my piss itch!!!

*Blunt heavy implements may suffice.

14,572 · August 5, 2011

If you're in the market for a car that's got below average miles for the year, and is a hoot to drive (if it works), then this could be your lucky day.

Could have pushed it out of the garage to take the photos though

This Pug is old enough to be simple, cheap enough to consider, but there's just a tiny chance it's a knackered old nail that will always be pogweasel pink with rusty wheels

TOP FOTO SKILZ

14,572 · August 5, 2011

A few of these Surfs around, I wonder if they attract a caring previous owner?

4,107 · August 5, 2011

An absolute bargain for someone, quite possibly...

72k 740 Estate, just needs a couple of balljoints and a shock for its' MOT. Gotta be worth it for the giffer-look AA badges and roofrack? So much more stylish than OmGRaTluK?

Fun times, until it goes horribly wrong?

620 Turbo. Question is, will it expire in clouds of steam, or upside down in a ditch? Could be fun finding out...

129,744 · August 5, 2011

CAR OF THE WEEK. This is so funky it's hurts. Wonder what the reserve price is?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz ... 336a33a81b

4,107 · August 5, 2011

Mondeo 4x4 Si. I know there's not much love on here for these, but I love 'em. And I'd have this one in a heartbeat; 47k, 4x4, aircon, 10-disc...yeah. Check, check, check and check. What's not to love?

Needs cambelt

RUN AWAY!

32,253 · August 5, 2011

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C243797#

This weathered looking Escort is only a grand, I bet it sells straight away and get's matt blacked though, It would make a great daily driver.

August 5, 2011

Love this ad

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-MODEL-NI ... 3a68ee7152

I WAS THINKING OF USING SOME OF THE FANCY GRAPHICS AVAILABLE TO TART UP THIS AD LIKE FLASHING STARS IN THE AWESOME SPECTACLE OF OUTER SPACE WHICH I HAVE SEEN SO EFFECTIVELY USED IN A CAR AD ON EBAY(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FEATHERGIRAFFE} I DECID THO WOT I AV TOFFA STAN ZONITZ OH NMERT SORRY I JUST WENT INTO TEXT MODE FOR A MOMENT,IT'S NEW TO ME AND I'M JUST LERNING HOW NOT TOSPELL PRPER LIKE OR USE KREK GRAMER OR GOD 4BID PUNK JASON IT TKES TIME TO UNDO YERS OF EDUKSHUN BUT IM GETIN THER LIKE

Is this one of you lot ?

August 5, 2011

If you're in the market for a car that's got below average miles for the year, and is a hoot to drive (if it works), then this could be your lucky day.

Could have pushed it out of the garage to take the photos though

Could have pushed it out of the garage to take the photos though

I bet the brakes are all seized and he can't

17,752 · August 5, 2011

One for the 'late reg madness' thread?

Also that infuriating "I am a car and I have been treated very carefully by my lovely owners" type of advert goes some way to reinforce the old car people = nutters stereotype

(The Escort)

12,955 · August 5, 2011

FIT AS F**K!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-OPEL-MAN ... 1e65ea0a34

12,955 · August 5, 2011

Meet its scruffy younger brother...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chev ... 2566794552

32,253 · August 5, 2011

Oh Christ how good would that Manta look parked next to my Kadett!

YOUR SO SEXY I WANTA HAVE YOUR BABIES

3,548 · August 5, 2011

Much love for the Manta. How cool would it be to have a car the same age as me?

3,548 · August 5, 2011

An absolute bargain for someone, quite possibly...
72k 740 Estate, just needs a couple of balljoints and a shock for its' MOT. Gotta be worth it for the giffer-look AA badges and roofrack? So much more stylish than OmGRaTluK?

That's the sort of car I'd quite happily break The Volvo to provide parts for (therefore creating the world's first Volvo 740 GLSE), especially given its low mileage. The Volvo is safe for now though, as the GL is too far away to collect without an MOT...

August 5, 2011

Much love for the Manta. How cool would it be to have a car the same age as me?

That's more or less the case with me and the Three Fotty, it was registered a couple of months before I was born.

August 5, 2011

I was offered cheaply a car I spotted this week

Did not buy it - but found out afterwards it was registered the day I was born

Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

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