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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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No mot but still looks good for 250

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/98-r-mazda-xedos-6-20i-v6-auto-japanese-bmw-3-series-equivalent/83420405

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A couple of dusty looking discos that have been off the road for 12 years. I wonder what the story is? The 3 door diesel looks tidy but £800 seems a tad salty for a 140k disco with no MOT and in need of recommisioning.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-discovery-3-door-v5-tdi/83418168

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This ones a v8.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-discovery-v5-tdi/83415951

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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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I'm being rather tempted by a disco at the moment, especially that one with bull bars on it. Great for seeing off potential garage thieving scum (I'm still bitter!).

 

And that A reg Montego is great for being John Thaw in the first ever episode of Morse :)

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Hey that Horizon is great!

 

Question though, what is to the left of the driver, is that the stereo??

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Built for a touring girl band, eh? Bet it's plush inside...

 

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DAMN YOU NAPSTER

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Looks nice enough, not seen a standard looking one for AGES...

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A few mods, but has kept all standard bits....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-RENAULT- ... 4cf8632b39

Autoshite cab services...(formerly known as Hirstcabs)

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"Charlie Uniform Netball Teabag can you hear me"?

"Yes Foxtrot Ulysses Corn Kitbag Nodule Umberella Trousers"

"Pick up at 25 Smeg Street, pissed up chav, going to Lidl"

"Roger that"

"Yes, you probably will, that's how she pays her bills"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VAUXHALL ... 415b5b0024

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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"Charlie Uniform Netball Teabag can you hear me"?

"Yes Foxtrot Ulysses Corn Kitbag Nodule Umberella Trousers"

"Pick up at 25 Smeg Street, pissed up chav, going to Lidl"

"Roger that"

"Yes, you probably will, that's how she pays her bills"

 

:D:D

 

Thanks for that it has given me a welcome reason to smile this morning!

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Here's a fascinating piece of war memorabilia, a Land Rover Pink Panther! I think they only made about 20 or so, this is certainly rare beast. Let's have a look in detail

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Doesn't look much like one to me - I thought they all had no doors. Isn't this just a shagged old pickup? Where's your provenance for these outrageous claims?

 

There is pink paint under the green

 

Well that's the decider, innit? :roll: Anything else?

 

The Rover 11 was one of the build base for alot of the SAS pink panthers. This may have been one originaly

 

okaaaay. So £1500 for a knackered old pickup that's had a tough life with squaddies then. Any other justification?

 

Dont be fooled here. A replica SAS pink panther sold on here last year for nearly £30,000

hmmm, I'm not being fooled

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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I can’t believe this is at £400 already, just look at it. If it was more like £50 it would be worth a punt – pulling off the dodgy van body and replacing with dodgy sports car body instead.

 

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Looks like a thoroughly 1920s driving experience, which it should be, considering it's based on a 1980s Sherpa :D

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theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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Have we had this yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-2 ... 1043wt_937

 

£395 BIN

 

I was looking at this, however a Brown series 2 is probably my least favourite Maxi and I wonder if it is a little expensive as I have seen them go for that much with an MOT, indeed I sold one! Wondering to what extent it would be a "brave repair"?!

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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My stepdad’s old 924 which he owned in the late ‘80s...

 

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1982 Porsche 924 by Spottedlaurel, on Flickr

 

Is on eBay for £450 BIN or best offer:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0689983341

 

It seems to have had different seats fitted though, apart from the obvious colour change. Stepdad has just sold his MGB, but I can’t see him wanting this back again. Great photoskills...

 

Thinking of Porsches, why no 928s on p928 yet?

Guest

Guest

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-pc-crest ... 0808344515? :shock:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Commer-Q4-spares- ... 0775311526?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DAMAGED-BRISTOL-407-/130541547425?

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DAMAGED
No Shit!!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BABY-LIMO-6-8-SEA ... 0662064733?

$(KGrHqMOKkUE3t)tQJ+ZBODMUWsqcQ~~_12.JPG:lol::lol::lol:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Transit-MK1- ... 0583907045?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CAPRI-3-0ltr ... 0583563354?

FORD CAPRI 3.0ltr BULLIT CONVERTABLE

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-TOYOTA-C ... 0705030692?

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504GL Rank: BL Wedge

504GL

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What the hell is a baby limo?

 

That's alike a skinny fat person?

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

Gompo

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Can you smell Onions?

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Not even when they're THIS close?

 

SoR&M, 1995ish

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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HURRAY ITS THE BABY LIMO!!! KIDS LOVE* IT! GR8* FOR HEN PARTIES! YOU CAN EARN UP TO £40* PER* WEEK******* WITH THIS* AWESOME***** VEHICLE******!!!!!!!*

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Ha ha Mr Gompo, you've sussed me!!

 

Mr Dollywobble, please look away now.

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Now, I have no problem with a bit of home workshop tomfoolery, but really, how SHIT does this look?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-CITROEN-2-CV ... 4aac776202

 

Quality write-up on this....

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£209.56 so far, no reserve. Shame it's being sold by an utterly clueless MONG. Manchester area apparently...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-LINCOLN-CONT ... 1c1cfd6d08

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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RING RING!! RING RING!!! Hello Autoshite Rescue Service Express?* Which service do you require?"

"Ambulance please, I've just caved my own skull in with a tyre iron upon delivery of a Maserati wot I got off ebay"

"Name and address please"

"Reg Bollox, Workshop 69, Shitesville"

"We'll be with you soon. I mean, time is relative, right?"

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14 hours later.....

Mr B: "Hello A.R.S.E. wheres my fookin' amblyance?"

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-LAND-ROVER-S ... 2a12041f52

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Ye gads. That 2CV abomination has two bids and is over a grand! Can't even chuck that shit body away and re-chassis a normal 2CV as it appears that the rear chassis legs have been hacked off.

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