Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[fordnut]

The RS1800 should have a Recaro Interior, it's got XR2i 16v Wingbacks fitted. If the 1800 badge is missing these are virtually impossible to replace.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

****EDIT: While browsing this lot, set this away playing in the background:

*****

 

 

'Allo my leetle breeteeesh 'sherms!!! I present you 'ere a few sheet cars 'a 'ave found for sale today een le beau pays zat zey call FRAAAANCE and wheech ees of course much bettaire zan your sheety leetle islaaand.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/162155331.htm?ca=12_s

'Zis beautifool Jay-esse 'all ready 'as a towbar fitted for your ridiculous caravan 'obby which to us francais seem totalement absurde. You can buy 'eeet for just 1000 euro.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/162121617.htm?ca=12_s

You can see from ze face of zis guy zat 'ee ees not 'appy to sell 'iz cinquecento. He is wanting 1000 euro

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/146715804.htm?ca=12_s

Quelle beauté!!! Zis Jay-esse break 'as been found in a barn where 'eet 'as slept for many years in ze beautifool département of Hérault. You can buy it for €400

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/118936553.htm?ca=12_s

We dont 'ave a lot of your 'Illman Meenx 'ere in France, Zank god for zat as zey are lot of sheet compare to ze voiture équivalent Francaise. Why dont you come in France and clear up your own facking sheet for €350.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/162063717.htm?ca=12_s

YES!! Now you are talk. Zees 'as no keys an' no paperwork, so you 'ave no 'ope of getting it past 'ow you say, day-vay-ell-ah. if you wanna try, bring €800

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/162061595.htm?ca=12_s

An old Autobianchi, very rot wiz windscreen cassé. (I 'ave 'eard zat somewhere before) Price is €200 but you weel need a lot of valium, ha ha

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/131695870.htm?ca=12_s

'Zis 'as ze air extraordinairement belle 'and you can buy it for Sowzand Euro! For what are you wait!!!! LOOK AT ZE PUTAIN DASHBOARDE!!!!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/162014683.htm?ca=12_s

TWO RANCHO FOR 800€, you are not find zis sort of valu in l'Angleterre!!! 

 

OK Zat is all for too-day, 'opefully see you too-morrow on RAPIDE TRASH EUROPÉENNE

[retrogeezer]

haha - top stuff B.

 

This one looks like a still from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bmw-e23-735i-auto-spares-repairs-/270682206455

 

Looks interesting!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I was admiring these at the NEC show. I reckon I could proper get into one. if thee engine knackered up i'd replace it with something like an Audi V6 or some such or maybe a Rover KV6.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/lotus-excel-se-1988-no-reserve-/250744856817

[dollywobbler]

Thanks for a superb laugh Mr Bollox - love the moosic. C'est formidable! (and I'm not sure how I haven't bought that Jay-Essss yet...)

[stoterstangen90]

I was admiring these at the NEC show. I reckon I could proper get into one. if thee engine knackered up i'd replace it with something like an Audi V6 or some such or maybe a Rover KV6.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/lotus-excel-se-1988-no-reserve-/250744856817

Put a diesel lump in it.

[trigger]

Thanks for a superb laugh Mr Bollox.

 

x2, Very funny!, Trippy music too, I LIKE .

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C200188/

 

This looks pretty ace, 1 owner and only 34000 miles for £600 ono.

[CIH]

I could go in for an Excel too. They were messing around with Toyota at the time so I'd be thinking twin cam or turbo.

[pogweasel]

ULTIM8 LUX0-SHITE

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SERIES-4-EXCEPTIO ... 0602763200

[Richard]

It looks like a toy.

[michiel]

Thanks for a superb laugh Mr Bollox.

 

x2, Very funny!, Trippy music too, I LIKE .

 

Merci pour me faire rire, Monsieur Bollox. Love the Bianchina.

[Owain-328i]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bmw-e23-735i-auto-spares-repairs-/270682206455

 

Looks interesting!!!

 

You need to get on that like a Hillbilly gets on his sister!! Lovely old motors

[Vinylseats]

Delicious.

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-BMW-728-SE-AUTO-RED-/220709870584?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3363555bf8

[Vinylseats]

Automatic Metro - 20,000 miles - £595 BIN

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-AUSTIN-METRO-AUTO-BLUE-VGC-20-000-MILES-ONLY-LOOK-/150535081787?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item230c970f3b

[Vinylseats]

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-VOLVO-740-GL-AUTO-SILVER-Pick-up-Conversion-T-T-/320631985064?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aa727d3a8

[Mash]

I am at work and have just LOLLed my dinner all over the screen at M. Bolleaux and the Rapido descriptions - colleagues think I have gone crackers. PMSL!

[pogweasel]

I don't think massive mac struts were the ideal solution here....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Stock-Car-Buggy-O ... 0707914318

Minimal ground clearance also not GR8 4 Off-road.

[Tayne]

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[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TRIUMPH-HERALD-13 ... 0520890705

Is it wrong that I quite fancy this?

[Tayne]

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[pogweasel]

Here is an Audi 200 Turbo Quattro Avant, which imagine would be

(a) impossibly rare

and

( well weapon

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Audi-200-Turbo-Qu ... 0660983415

Sadly, the geezer is chopping it up for bits.

[seth]

Is it wrong that I quite fancy this?

 

Not at all. I spotted it the other day. Would make a good run-around.

[TagoraSX]

I'd like to meet the man who had the balls to buy this new in 1985, and shake his hand.

 

I salute you!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-STUNNING-198 ... 35aec63325

 

[RedSparrow]

That Herald is veeerry nice. Usually I hate mods, but that has been done subtly and tastefully, just right.

 

Want an Allegro? This is pretty sweet, but I think £700 is all is money though.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1100-DL-Allegro-/370467108497

 

Planning a trip to your local Morrison's?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-METRO-Vanden-plas-12785cc-classic-/130466476448

[Rusty Pelican]

Is it wrong to like the Olvov pickup , looks well done , not sure on the skulls though

[Vinylseats]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1100-DL-Allegro-/370467108497

 

*drool*

 

Vinyl seats may be looked down upon but look how little they've worn! As good as new.

 

[Doctormop]

Rally prepared Wartburg, ex works

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/wartburg-353-salo ... 4aa73a1534

 

£3500 Reserve not met

[barrett]

Have we had this yet? 9000 mile Mazda 323 with a faintly ridiculous BIn of £1600....

one for the bargains thread?

 

Looks bloody tasty though so it can go here