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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Maybe so, but now I understand and am getting my 12% of LOL out of it.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2001 Subura Impreza WRX

 

Wheeler dealers Impreza as to be featured in the new series.

 

Mike and Edd are so proud of this car they have even kitted it out with unique vinyls of their signatures!

Why would anyone want a car with their signatures on it?

 

Please note that any potential buyer may be filmed for the television programme

then edited out and replaced by a production crew member.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Please note that any potential buyer may be filmed for the television programme

 

HOLD AAAT YER AAAYND! WELL DONE SON YOU BOUGHT A CAAAAAAAAAH!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1999 "Alpha" Romeo 156 2.4 JTD Estate

 

I'm tempted to call about this seeing it's around the corner, No mention of the mileage neither which is a worry, Are these really that unreliable?.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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It took my stepmum 4 years to run one into the ground, when it finally threw the cambelt off when she ran it out of oil for the umpteenth time (Belt tensioner runs off oil pressure or something)

It was 35k past the cambelt interval anyway.

 

4 years is quite good going for her - It was never serviced (not even once) and she used to do a lot of miles. The best it got was some (any cheap spare) oil in when I heard her pull up outside and it was clattering its sack off, which happened about every 6 months.

 

Oh, and it had some stupid problem where one of the brake lights didn't work, and it was apparently the revcounters fault, which are hundreds for the part. I just put LED bulbs in and ran a bit of wire across from the other side.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Q: Is there a convertible top for the Reliant, or is it a sunny day vehicle? Thanks, 84928

A: reliant never made a convertible-this was professionaly chopped and no top made for it-body is all fibreglass so rain wont hurt it

Oh aye, The rain won't hurt it, But rolling over in it might hurt a bit!

Stixy Rank: Citroen Ami

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1973 Austin Maxi 1750

 

Low mileage Maxi for £675, Current 90 year old driver is selling it after owning it since 1974.

If that had been an Auto my wife would have been looking at a smashed piggy bank by now

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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If that had been an Auto my wife would have been looking at a smashed piggy bank by now

Is that some sort of euphamism for something? :wink:

Stixy Rank: Citroen Ami

Stixy

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If that had been an Auto my wife would have been looking at a smashed piggy bank by now

Is that some sort of euphamism for something? :wink:

:) No i mean it i got duff legs and i can only drive auto's and i could make room for a white automatic Maxi

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That silver TR7 is jaw dropping. How could you let something like that get into that condition??

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Oh dear, that CX is just overwhelmingly gorgeous. Mega coin, do you think?

Absolutely not I reckon. It's been for sale for a while and is a hydraulic Citroen that's been unused for a decade. Could be a complete nightmare.

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Oh dear, that CX is just overwhelmingly gorgeous. Mega coin, do you think?

Absolutely not I reckon. It's been for sale for a while and is a hydraulic Citroen that's been unused for a decade. Could be a complete nightmare.

Could end up like this :shock:

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This looks value, starting at 400. Check out the cockpit:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-MERCEDES-280 ... 0648796125

 

 

 

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Useful for carcass removals. Dismembered limb inside!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mercedes-S-class- ... 0617568300

 

 

 

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Oh dear.

 

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ratlook, mint

NOT.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/old-skool-vw-pass ... 0522936105

 

 

I wouldn't kick this out, tho.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vw-scirocco-gl-go ... 0677558843

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Opel-Nov ... 0414668692

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-CLASSIC-ASTR ... 0618057348

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Honda-Civic-1-3-3 ... 0649651267

 

 

Another Z600! Were they all this BT yellow?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-Z600-SPARES ... 0544864258

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-SKODA-105-RA ... 0383049649

 

 

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£000s spent to make this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/QUANTUM-COUPE-red ... 0646023210

 

 

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That's not bad for a£425 BIN with a bit of T+T.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FIAT-STRADA- ... 0274214082

 

 

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Sad story, gotta be worth saving.

'my mate' forgot to check the oil & water

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-MITSUBISHI-S ... 0464516443

 

 

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:D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VAUXHALL-AST ... 0452808805

 

 

 

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South African CitiGolf

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mk1-golf-/220649358280

 

 

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Another black XR4i. This one looks like it's been rattle-canned.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FORD-SIERRA- ... 0646805721

 

 

"Get rid of that old pile of junk, it's pissing oil over my new faux block paving."

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Classy.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-FORD-CORTINA ... 0521705990

Auto-info says it's blue, so that has been painted, too.

 

 

This IS minty-fresh!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-FORD-SIERRA- ... 0568119126

 

That's enough to be going on with.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What a splendid haul o' shite!

 

You just know that passat was a cracker 6 months ago! wankers.

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