Hireable Horrors

[Justin Case]

On a cost:taste ratio it is hard to beat this for that special* occasion. Yes it is bigger than a castle, or more likely in this case a prison. So I lay down a challenge; can you hire anything worse than this :

 

[Asimo]

This is worse because it still has a spare wheel on the rear door.

 

And this is worse as well. Just how pissed would you have to be?

 

[Justin Case]

I thought that I had set the bar high, but the fact that the Reliant van is available for FUNERALS raises it just above the Range Rover Sport

[PhilA]

Obviously you can't go much wrong with a Corvetttttttttttttttttttte.

Looks like it was photographed on Panorama mode while moving. Bonus points for having a gullwing door.

Obviously useful for people under the height of 3'6".

[DVee8]

Ferrari limo hire uk

1. Porsche Panamera Limousine

 

 

Dodge Charger

[DVee8]

[AnnoyingPentium]

42 minutes ago, Asimo said:

And this is worse as well. Just how pissed would you have to be?

 

FUNERALS?!

[D.E]

All aboard the wonky PT limo!

Btw it didn't sell, what a surprise... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-PT-Cruiser-Limousine-2-4l-Wedding-Limousine-Wedding-Car-Classic-Car-/125105465085?hash=item1d20dde6fd%3Ag%3AWc4AAOSwHXph5dtl&nma=true&si=95TfUeYA8mki84osgAWVVHaHjjM%3D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

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[Asimo]

17 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

FUNERALS?!

[Justin Case]

Advice to those tempted to have ago themselves - it is a good idea to uprate the suspension, otherwise:

[Asimo]

Oh fuck…

 

[willswitchengage]

The Optare Alero party bus? Hopefully this one won't appear in Sue Gray's report.

[greengartside]

2 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

The Optare Alero party bus? Hopefully this one won't appear in Sue Gray's report.

*work event…….

[Mally]

56 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

FUNERALS?!

I fancied a Motorbike combination for mine,  there's a photo somewhere. But a Reliant would do.

[wuvvum]

5 hours ago, Asimo said:

And this is worse as well. Just how pissed would you have to be?

 

That loses a few shitness points though for actually being a Supervan and not a Rialto estate with painted-over side windows.

[GMcD]

I thought a standard Beauford Tourer was bad enough, these are horrifying! 😆

 

[andy18s]

7 hours ago, wuvvum said:

That loses a few shitness points though for actually being a Supervan and not a Rialto estate with painted-over side windows.

Gotta love Trotter Weddings And Transport Services tho....

I wonder who has the TWATS.co.uk email address currently.....

[AnnoyingPentium]

48 minutes ago, andy18s said:

Gotta love Trotter Weddings And Transport Services tho....

I wonder who has the TWATS.co.uk email address currently.....

It's like that one scene from OFAH when Del gets the Trotters Independent Traders headed paper with the initials of the company...

[GR8 PL8 M8]

On 02/02/2022 at 19:38, Asimo said:

Is this what trypophobia feels like?