Kolecshuning under way

[rusty998]

As MrsRusty is in need of some new wheels I thought I'd better have a look on hear to see if there was anything that took her fancy, it turns out that there was something of interest to her so contact has been made with the Vendor and a impromptu 2 and a half hour road trip is now underway

Poo count 0

Stops for rest break 1

Steed of choice the Quattro albeit sideways

[iainrcz]

Are you sure that's a woman? It's smiling.

[Agila]

If it is what I think it is, that will be an excellent buy and cracking value for money.

Chod speed.

[beko1987]

Chod speed! 

Isn't that the natural stance for an audi quattro, sideways? Or do they not work like that nowadays? 

[rusty998]

Arrived, driven the car and the wife say that it is lovely, money transferred and homeward bound for a few hours on a Friday night back down and around the M25

[rusty998]

2 hours ago, iainrcz said:

Are you sure that's a woman? It's smiling.

I can confirm she is a woman who smiles

[eddyramrod]

3 hours ago, iainrcz said:

Are you sure that's a woman? It's smiling.

I was about to say "they scare the shit out of me when they do that" but then I remembered that literally everything scares me.  Women are just extremely reliable at the top of the chart.

[grogee]

My Wife2.0 has gone to Aldi today so there will be much huffing and puffing when she returns and I help her put the shopping away. Not a euphemism.

Willing to bet a good amount there will be no smiling.

[rusty998]

We have both arrived safely back to Rusty tower's with the Volvo from @Matts_Rusty_Bus, the C70 ran faultlessly the 100 odd miles doing what Volvo's do best, no Pez shot I'm afraid as we were in a hurry to get back home, the M25 was okay for the M25 but mostly moving, round near the Watford side we came across a Bini in lane 3 that had buried itself into the back of another car and had no lights on ! That was a slightly hairy moment with cars ahead darting left and right but we both got through unscathed,  My A3 did 223 miles today, average on board M,P,G on the way back was a stunning 32 mpg,  The C70 did 108 miles, on board mpg 29.2, both driving at 60 mph,  how accurate are these on board computers ? 

Poo count still 0

Rest breaks 2

Hairy moments only 1 thankfully

Thanks for all your help today@Matts_Rusty_Bus

[rusty998]

6 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Chod speed! 

Isn't that the natural stance for an audi quattro, sideways? Or do they not work like that nowadays? 

If it was Stig Blomqvist at the wheel then yes

[Lacquer Peel]

20 hours ago, iainrcz said:

Are you sure that's a woman? It's smiling.

"it"

[Tadhg Tiogar]

20 hours ago, iainrcz said:

Are you sure that's a woman? It's smiling.

Why, is it on a trans-mission?

[Lacquer Peel]

haha I saw a picture of a woman on a male-dominated car forum, time to Have Fun With Bad Jokes.

[tooSavvy]

18 hours ago, grogee said:

My Wife2.0 has gone to Aldi today so there will be much huffing and puffing when she returns and I help her put the shopping away. Not a euphemism.

Willing to bet a good amount there will be no smiling.

Fabulous 'disposability', casually referred there... 100% WIN 😎

I 'traded up' @W2.... From sourfaced *old bike - to - all smiles for all the miles....

[Eyersey1234]

Chodspeed