The grumpy thread

[whitevanman]

Just don't reply to them.......it ain't difficult after all...

[whitevanman]

Just don't reply to them.......it ain't difficult after all...

[Negative Creep]

We still need someone to actively delete the threads though....

[Negative Creep]

We still need someone to actively delete the threads though....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

They;ll disappear all by themselves in a few hours as long as no morons reply to them

[Mr_Bo11ox]

They;ll disappear all by themselves in a few hours as long as no morons reply to them

[Cavcraft]

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Chances of that are similar to the chances of not seeing the same pissing pictures two or three times over on the eBay thread.

[Cavcraft]

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Chances of that are similar to the chances of not seeing the same pissing pictures two or three times over on the eBay thread.

[Guest]

[Guest]

[RoadworkUK]

Mistakenly found myself thumbing through The Daily Mail on lunchbreak thursday. In it there was some report stating in OMG fashion that; ahem;

 

"One in three young people would rather starve for 24 hours than go without their mobile phone".

 

This is incorrect. All their exhaustive research has revealed is that one in three young people don't take stupid surveys seriously.

[RoadworkUK]

Mistakenly found myself thumbing through The Daily Mail on lunchbreak thursday. In it there was some report stating in OMG fashion that; ahem;

 

"One in three young people would rather starve for 24 hours than go without their mobile phone".

 

This is incorrect. All their exhaustive research has revealed is that one in three young people don't take stupid surveys seriously.

[vulgalour]

I have been through a series of unfortunate events which leaves me with no savings, nor any access to a few hundred quid to buy a car. Great examples of the sort of thing that would do the trick (not just Maestros) are passing me by while I sit here frustrated at my lack of readies. You can guarantee that when I do have the cash there won't be a suitable example to purchase and I'll have to plump for something I won't like as much. Or I'll explode or something, knowing my sodding luck.

[vulgalour]

I have been through a series of unfortunate events which leaves me with no savings, nor any access to a few hundred quid to buy a car. Great examples of the sort of thing that would do the trick (not just Maestros) are passing me by while I sit here frustrated at my lack of readies. You can guarantee that when I do have the cash there won't be a suitable example to purchase and I'll have to plump for something I won't like as much. Or I'll explode or something, knowing my sodding luck.

[M'coli]

Been there, done that - it sucks. Nearly as much as buying your second or third choice car because there hadn't been any or your first choice for the past 2 months, and then having 20 of your first choice appear in Motor Market Weekly over the next month...

[M'coli]

Been there, done that - it sucks. Nearly as much as buying your second or third choice car because there hadn't been any or your first choice for the past 2 months, and then having 20 of your first choice appear in Motor Market Weekly over the next month...

[Lord Sterling]

...I sit here frustrated at my lack of readies. You can guarantee that when I do have the cash there won't be a suitable example to purchase and I'll have to plump for something I won't like as much...

 

Beleive me Volks, this happend to me so many times, I've just grown used to it. Even recently, there was a lovely D-reg Rover 820E I would have loved to have purchased, now whilst I have the money (just) I simply dont have the space, in fact, any other space/garage I do find must now be for the Micra seeing as ole' Ma_Sterling will be working away, she wont be taking her car.

 

I did manage to speak to possible_garage_rent man, but he says the garage owner, his sister isnt playing ball, so no garage for me again. Next...

[Lord Sterling]

...I sit here frustrated at my lack of readies. You can guarantee that when I do have the cash there won't be a suitable example to purchase and I'll have to plump for something I won't like as much...

 

Beleive me Volks, this happend to me so many times, I've just grown used to it. Even recently, there was a lovely D-reg Rover 820E I would have loved to have purchased, now whilst I have the money (just) I simply dont have the space, in fact, any other space/garage I do find must now be for the Micra seeing as ole' Ma_Sterling will be working away, she wont be taking her car.

 

I did manage to speak to possible_garage_rent man, but he says the garage owner, his sister isnt playing ball, so no garage for me again. Next...

[warren t claim]

Daytime Running Lights.

 

Twice in 24 hours I've flashed someone to stop to tell them that their rear lights aren't working only to be told by the clueless driver that their lights are automatic.....

[warren t claim]

Daytime Running Lights.

 

Twice in 24 hours I've flashed someone to stop to tell them that their rear lights aren't working only to be told by the clueless driver that their lights are automatic.....

[Guest]

Daytime Running Lights.

 

Twice in 24 hours I've flashed someone to stop to tell them that their rear lights aren't working only to be told by the clueless driver that their lights are automatic.....

 

Christ.

 

Anyway, I'm fed up with my Uni colleagues. Boring little shits.

 

I hope their radio plans work out, I really do - but I can't be arsed. Not when I've tried to get involved with the station for two years and being roundly ignored for 18 months of that after spending ages planning shows only for them to be rejected with no reason given at all.

So chaps, you can keep your LOL IM BONKERS playlists with a load of self consciously wacky cringeworthy folk that sounds like it was recorded in a cupboard on a potato. I may not have the best music taste but least I'm not forcing it on a load of distinterested internet listeners.

 

Now that I've said this they'll all win 18,000,000 SRAs each and end up with a worldwide fanbase.

 

Bollocks to it all - it's sending me to sleep. Next please.

 

If I get forced into a shit radio group next week I will walk out and probably not go back. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Guest]

Daytime Running Lights.

 

Twice in 24 hours I've flashed someone to stop to tell them that their rear lights aren't working only to be told by the clueless driver that their lights are automatic.....

 

Christ.

 

Anyway, I'm fed up with my Uni colleagues. Boring little shits.

 

I hope their radio plans work out, I really do - but I can't be arsed. Not when I've tried to get involved with the station for two years and being roundly ignored for 18 months of that after spending ages planning shows only for them to be rejected with no reason given at all.

So chaps, you can keep your LOL IM BONKERS playlists with a load of self consciously wacky cringeworthy folk that sounds like it was recorded in a cupboard on a potato. I may not have the best music taste but least I'm not forcing it on a load of distinterested internet listeners.

 

Now that I've said this they'll all win 18,000,000 SRAs each and end up with a worldwide fanbase.

 

Bollocks to it all - it's sending me to sleep. Next please.

 

If I get forced into a shit radio group next week I will walk out and probably not go back. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[warren t claim]

 

 

So chaps, you can keep your LOL IM BONKERS playlists with a load of self consciously wacky cringeworthy folk that sounds like it was recorded in a cupboard on a potato. I may not have the best music taste but least I'm not forcing it on a load of distinterested internet listeners.

 

 

[warren t claim]

 

 

So chaps, you can keep your LOL IM BONKERS playlists with a load of self consciously wacky cringeworthy folk that sounds like it was recorded in a cupboard on a potato. I may not have the best music taste but least I'm not forcing it on a load of distinterested internet listeners.

 

 

[RedSparrow]

Why do DJs on small stations feel the need to be 'wacky'?

 

My grump today is the moment my heart sinks when a female says their favourite car is a VW camper or beetle, as they seem to perceive these as interesting and individual. Happened the other day, the best I could do was to immediately change the subject.

[RedSparrow]

Why do DJs on small stations feel the need to be 'wacky'?

 

My grump today is the moment my heart sinks when a female says their favourite car is a VW camper or beetle, as they seem to perceive these as interesting and individual. Happened the other day, the best I could do was to immediately change the subject.

[Richard]

Why do DJs on small stations feel the need to be 'wacky'?

 

That particular one isn't real, he is a character created by Tom Binns. I was going to say that even the wackiest and most insensitive hospital radio DJ wouldn't have a "Disease Hour" but I'd almost certainly be wrong. At least one of Alan Partridge's desperate pitches was taken up in real life after all.

[Richard]

Why do DJs on small stations feel the need to be 'wacky'?

 

That particular one isn't real, he is a character created by Tom Binns. I was going to say that even the wackiest and most insensitive hospital radio DJ wouldn't have a "Disease Hour" but I'd almost certainly be wrong. At least one of Alan Partridge's desperate pitches was taken up in real life after all.

[pompei]

Ivan Brackenbury is one of the funniest comic creations EVAH

[pompei]

Ivan Brackenbury is one of the funniest comic creations EVAH