The grumpy thread

[MikeR]

A hub called Shirley ,????

Today I noticed the car has just done 6k on its oil , just as the oil offer goes off in Tesco , it will wait ....

[calebaaront]

Woke up at 1:30am with an awful toothache, defo an abcesess. I also don’t finish work till 7pm. Brilliant 😐

[hairnet]

Are you taking 

 

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Man in the Doctor's Surgery and the Dr asks him to fill the Pee Bottle.

Man replies "What from over here?"

[GeordieInExile]

Looking at over a grand in welding on the Panda, plus whatever replacing a heater core costs with no guarantee that'll sort the overheating issue. 

Yeah, I think it's going to have to die. 

Anyone want it at scrap money before I kill it?

[Bren]

Wife got plastic spoons from cheapo shop.

Ones fashioned from fog would have been better.

[Yoss]

2 hours ago, Momentary Lapse Of Reason said:

Man in the Doctor's Surgery and the Dr asks him to fill the Pee Bottle.

Man replies "What from over here?"

©Ronnie Barker circa 1974.

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, Momentary Lapse Of Reason said:

Man in the Doctor's Surgery and the Dr asks him to fill the Pee Bottle.

Man replies "What from over here?"

I couldnt even do that

[hairnet]

Fuck today fuxk yesterday and fuck tomoorow ( probably)