The grumpy thread

[Richard]

So I thought I'd try and do something about my abject singleness by going onto match.com, creating a profile then.............how bleeding much!? 90 pounds for 3 months using their special offer. No woman is worth that!

"There is never anything more expensive than a woman who is free for the night."

 

Are you under 30? http://www.rotaract.org.uk. Under 26? Try the Young Farmers.

 

Bugger all that, this is what you want. http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_search.php

 

now searchable by post code / city

[warren t claim]

So I thought I'd try and do something about my abject singleness by going onto match.com, creating a profile then.............how bleeding much!? 90 pounds for 3 months using their special offer. No woman is worth that!

"There is never anything more expensive than a woman who is free for the night."

 

Are you under 30? http://www.rotaract.org.uk. Under 26? Try the Young Farmers.

 

Bugger all that, this is what you want. http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_search.php

 

now searchable by post code / city

 

Cross referenced from here first! http://www.adultwork.com/

[Richard]

I should say the only reason I know about Punternet is because it was in the news when Harriet Harman tried to close it down.

[warren t claim]

I should say the only reason I know about Punternet is because it was in the news when Harriet Harman tried to close it down.

 

But Arnie said NO!

[Negative Creep]

Hey my friend C_MAC is single. She's hot.

One requirement. Are you Welsh?

 

 

I have a Welsh surname and went there on a school trip. Is that sufficient?

 

Maybe. How convincingly can you put the accent on?

 

 

Allllright boyo - easy

 

Having lived in New Zealand I can sympathise with the sheep jokes if that also helps?

[CIH]

I have a welsh grandad.

[Negative Creep]

Hey I got there first. I call keep offskis!

[Guest]

Why has my left little finger gone completely numb? Why?

This is not good.

[Louise2cv]

Has it gone white? Are you cold? Suffer with bad circulation?

[Guest]

Has it gone white? Are you cold? Suffer with bad circulation?

 

The rest of me is fine. I'm not cold, I don't have bad circulation. The rest of my left hand was like this for about a week but now it's just my little finger. There's still feeling in it, it just feels like I've slept with all of my weight on it.

[Minimad5]

Why has my left little finger gone completely numb? Why?

This is not good.

 

Have you eaten any out of date and warm chicken burgers ? ( Sorry )

 

Maybe you have a trapped nerve or something, give it a few days and then see thy doctaroonie

[Louise2cv]

I have something called Raynaud's so when (or after) I've been cold my feet and sometimes my fingers go white and numb. Then as I warm up it's incredibly painful.

 

Just wondered if it was like that.

[RedSparrow]

Yeah I have that Raynauds thing. If my hands get cold they look like a dead persons hands.

[warren t claim]

Has it gone white? Are you cold? Suffer with bad circulation?

 

The rest of me is fine. I'm not cold, I don't have bad circulation. The rest of my left hand was like this for about a week but now it's just my little finger. There's still feeling in it, it just feels like I've slept with all of my weight on it.

 

If I had a numb hand I'd be enjoying other websites.

[Guest]

Has it gone white? Are you cold? Suffer with bad circulation?

 

The rest of me is fine. I'm not cold, I don't have bad circulation. The rest of my left hand was like this for about a week but now it's just my little finger. There's still feeling in it, it just feels like I've slept with all of my weight on it.

 

If I had a numb hand I'd be enjoying other websites.

 

RHS = Fine.

[Cavcraft]

If I had a numb hand I'd be enjoying other websites.

 

RHS = Fine.

 

You get off on flowers? Each to their own I suppose

[Guest]

 

You get off on flowers? Each to their own I suppose

 

I give up.

[Negative Creep]

My God I hate this country sometimes

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 548291.stm

[retrogeezer]

you just couldn't make that up could you! I'm sure that will be a big deterrent to others.

[Negative Creep]

Of course it's us who will be paying it back for him every time we take out insurance

[Alexg]

My God I hate this country sometimes

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 548291.stm

 

A fucking quid! Laughable. The best form of punishment would be to take him round the back and shoe the twat in.

[seth]

He is serving a 4 1/2 year jail term....

 

And they've taken a bunch of stuff from his girlfriend.

[retrogeezer]

we are paying for a long holiday for him...

 

And they've taken a bunch of stuff from his girlfriend that was not hers to start with.

 

 

EFA

[dollywobbler]

Still no internet. TalkTalk have been given their marching orders. Useless bunch of twats. Apparently, they were also going to charge us another £15 a month for living somewhere remote! Can't really believe them. Rude, inefficient and COMPLETELY useless.

 

Plusnet are our next attempt. Call centre in Yorkshire is good for a start - I am rather fond of the accent. They reckon we'll have 'net in a week. I really hope this is the case as walking to the hotel every few days is a pain in the arse, and bloody cold!

[Albert Ross]

 

You get off on flowers? Each to their own I suppose

 

I give up.

 

RHS = this.

 

http://www.rhs.org.uk/?utm_source=googl ... m_term=rhs

[Albert Ross]

Council "Workers". Next time you try to reverse out of a yard onto a snow packed residential street, with cars parked either side, make sure you listen for a car horn, and have someone watching you back. Otherwise I will have to go into the office and report you. Just like I did a few minutes ago. I am also onto you lot for using the Park area for "end of shift time-wasting" so you get to go home early. Remember, I (indirectly) pay your wages. I want value for money please!

[myglaren]

Just had the "It's about your computer" call.

Told him to sod off but regret now not going along with it and driving him nuts truing to faux-faultfind and download shitware on a Linux computer

 

Gangs of smokers in the no smoking zone in the hospital entrance/exits.

 

Twat hammering down the main road past the hospital/university. Hundreds of people, mainly students, sliding all over the place and he comes tearing down the road yacking away on his mobile (not hands-free, a hold it up to your lug device), with his engine undertray hanging down and being ripped to pieces on the gravelly ground.

[Louise2cv]

The World Cup bid.

 

[michiel]

Have you 'won'? I so hope we don't get this nonsense.

 

I'm open to bribes though, my opinion is for sale for a few million.

[Louise2cv]

I hope not.

 

I wish we (as a nation) could get passionate about splashing the cash on more important things. Rather than a couple of months of show-off nonsense.