The grumpy thread

[Rusty Pelican]

This site and RR has ruined the likes of Mutiny On The Buses etc. for me. I don't watch the films properly anymore as most of the time I'm spotting cars and vans instead. .

Yep me too , I just shite spot the whole time , missus gets really pissy when i start naming them out loud , ooooh an Austin Westminster , shut up i know , just watch the bloody film

[whitevanman]

My mate forwarded me some links to old porn movies as they were filled with cars from the 60's and 70's, and he knew I'd find that more interesting than the dodgy porn itself

[chester drawers]

Went to the Next sale this morning and left somewhat bemused. Can anyone explain to me the purpose of stitching a third of a stripy shirt into the front of a v neck jumper? Similarly, why ruin a lovely woolen cardigan by stitching a complete hooded grey polyester sweatshirt into it? What’s going on there then?There appears to be a gap in the market for all in one zip up formal suits with integrated "pre-fastened" ties / dickie bows.

[AnthonyG]

My mate forwarded me some links to old porn movies as they were filled with cars from the 60's and 70's, and he knew I'd find that more interesting than the dodgy porn itself

As soon as I found out 'Confessions of a Driving Instructor' featured a Cortina Mk2, I had to get it out of the video shop (they were very understanding )The 'pornography' were laughably bad and only someone obsessed with Robin Askwith or turned on by speeded up film of bottoms bouncing about would have found it remotely erotic or arousing. I reckon there was a time limit the censors allowed these films 'naughtiness', only 1.5% of the run time could show nudity or something, hence up the speeded up rutting. I did get to see one of the Oxo mum's nipples though , and the cars were great.

[trigger]

The Confessions films R GR8!, I did get a bit over excited once whilst watching one of them (Window cleaner?) when he starts shagging someones wife in the bath, She was a lovely old milf!

[Richard]

The sex scene in A Clockwork Orange was speeded up too, so maybe there's something in that.

[55bloke]

"Confessions Off.... " films are comedy classics, but hardly qualify as porn!!

[AnthonyG]

The Confessions films R GR8!, I did get a bit over excited once whilst watching one of them (Window cleaner?) when he starts shagging someones wife in the bath, She was a lovely old milf!

Wasn't that Diana Dors?

[trigger]

God knows Anthony, It's the scene were he comes through the upstairs bathroom window, starts humping her and then the husband comes home (Surprise, Surprise).Been a while since I've seen it so may of got some of the details wrong!.

[pogweasel]

t's the scene were he comes through the upstairs bathroom window,

Quite a feat, especially if still stood at ground level.

[trigger]

He must have a good aim!

[pompei]

Fnaar Fnaar

[pompei]

These two pics from confessions of a Driving instructor

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I havent seen these films, does he actually walk/fall/get thrown through the window or does he fire an impressive jet of his bubbling hot Wilf through an open upstairs aperture right into the willing and grateful face of an innocent blonde-haired starlet? Please confirm.

[trigger]

^ Now that would be awesome but sadly it's the former.I can't believe your have never seen any of the films, they can often be found on Men & Motors, there GR8 4 TAT SPOTTIN

[trigger]

Just had a quick hunt online for the boxset, it was £15.99 on HMV but I've found Zavvi are doing them for £6.85 inc Delivery which is the cheapest.

I think i might treat myself!

 

http://www.zavvi.com/dvd/confessions-of ... 05662.html

[Mr H Sceptre]

http://www.autoshite.com/bottomlevel-id-208-p-329-p2-372-third372-1-second329-1.htm

 

http://www.autoshite.com/bottomlevel-id-214-p-329-p2-372-third372-1-second329-1.htm

 

http://www.autoshite.com/bottomlevel-id-221-p-329-p2-372-third372-1-second329-1.htm

[mattblack]

Just seen the top 3 Yahoo searches of 2009...1 Big Brother2 X-Factor3 Job Centre...someone shoot me now...

[whitevanman]

Dear Gods !!! I hadn't realised they were made at Elstree.... Borehamwoods not changed as much as I had expected in 35 years or so

[pompei]

Those Confessions images had been sitting on my computer for years ... sorry, forgot that I "purloined" them from here

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I'm such an idiot - a few days before Christmas I decided it was far too cold in the garage, so I brought the gearbox I'd been fiddling with into the kitchen. Even though I knew it was too heavy.Which was fine the first couple of times I did it - the third has done my back in. Now every move is agony and after a few days recovery, it's come back with a vengeance. All because I didn't want to be cold

[Father Ted]

t's the scene were he comes through the upstairs bathroom window,

Quite a feat, especially if still stood at ground level.

I immediately went outside to see if this was possible - but as its still bloody cold and everything is covered in snow I have to say No, its not possible.When its warmer weather I may try with the aid of a trampoline to see if its possible to do this...

[Richard]

It's easier the other way round. I believe it's called seagulling, and is best done over a crowded street.

[whitevanman]

It's easier the other way round. I believe it's called seagulling, and is best done over a crowded street.

PMSL........

[Richard]

I read about it in a Holy Moly mailout ages ago. As far as I can remember it was one of the ways Status Quo used to amuse themselves when on tour.

[Station]

My mate did it off the balcony in a hotel in Las Vegas. JACKPOT!

[trigger]

PMSL! classic!

[pogweasel]

Unpleasantly amusing. Could be worse I suppose as anyone who has witnessed the "cdx_stu" MAESTRO SPAFF video will attest.

[dollywobbler]

Go Compare. Piss off. And confused.com. twatswhoshouldbeshot.com more like!

[warren t claim]

I must admit I'm getting bored of the meerkats as well.