A communal list of CELEBRITIES WOT WE WANT TO SLAP

[Parky]

Ashley Cole plus one. Anyone who nearly pukes when offered a paltry £50k a week wages needs a hefty dose of reality. Could probably apply that to a lot of Premiership footballers on reflection

[Albert Ross]

They're all WANKERS! I thought a celebrity was someone to be celebrated for a contribution to mankind.............. Like Rutherford, Newton, Einstein, I.K. Brunel, Stephenson, Napier, Maunsell, Edison, Stanier, Gooch, Lord Nuffield, The Wilkes Brothers, etc...... not this shit array of no-hopers that infest the screens and speakers of out homes.Oxygen thievery at it's highest level. Bring back Great Britain, apprenticeships, slavery, Borstals etc. Death's too good for them.

[Milford Cubicle]

BRING BACK BIRCHING

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[Guest]

Hey that picture is from Deviantart, I found a bizzare picture of one of my cars on there once.

 

 

Dunno why it's blue though. Weird eh!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

hey I drew that when I was 9! Unbelievable.

[Milford Cubicle]

It's not even the right colour Bo11 Jr.!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

yeah well the lad I was sat next to had eaten the yellow pencil, so blue was the next best option.

[Mike D]

yeah well the lad I was sat next to had eaten the yellow pencil, so blue was the next best option.

9/10 for staying in the lines. Have a lolzipop

[sporty-shite]

mealy-mouthed whining half-witted immingration 'minister' Phil Woolas, this guy is really the most cretinous of the whole house of commons.

I sold this piece of Italian thoroughbred shite to Phil Woolas. To be fair, he seemed like a decent bloke, but then he was handing over a decent wedge of cash!

 

reading Sir Tainly's thread on one car for life got me to thinking. I couldn't stick with one car, because I've really hyped cars up in my own mind in the past, then bought one and felt really let down.

 

So.... What "burst your bubble?" When was "the shite not right?"

 

For me, it was this

 

 

Always fancied an Alfa Spider, although I'll admit, I didn't buy the best example. However, what a slow, wobbly, leaky let down it was. Didn't help that Mrs Sporty hated it, or that I had it on the road during a particularly wet summer. Eventually sold it at about break even to the local MP for Saddleworth!!! Apparently he didn't buy it on expenses

[warren t claim]

I would hesitate to call him a celebrity because I don't know his name but...The evil, smug, twatty, cuntybollocks in the BT adverts who also "starred" in the side-splittingly un funny sitcom called "My Family". In fact the only families he is suited for is the Manson family or the Fred West family. I wish the car that ran him over in Brighton was travelling a little bit faster...

[Volksy]

I would hesitate to call him a celebrity because I don't know his name but...The evil, smug, twatty, cuntybollocks in the BT adverts who also "starred" in the side-splittingly un funny sitcom called "My Family". In fact the only families he is suited for is the Manson family or the Fred West family. I wish the car that ran him over in Brighton was travelling a little bit faster...

He stayed in my hotel the other week, not a bad sort really, reasonably polite and seemed genuine enough.

[Guest]

I would hesitate to call him a celebrity because I don't know his name but...

The evil, smug, twatty, cuntybollocks in the BT adverts

+1

 

Kris Marshall

 

Edit---I bet it was her that kept it secret

[warren t claim]

I would hesitate to call him a celebrity because I don't know his name but...The evil, smug, twatty, cuntybollocks in the BT adverts who also "starred" in the side-splittingly un funny sitcom called "My Family". In fact the only families he is suited for is the Manson family or the Fred West family. I wish the car that ran him over in Brighton was travelling a little bit faster...

He stayed in my hotel the other week, not a bad sort really, reasonably polite and seemed genuine enough.

I hope all his children grow up to have very small dicks. (Including the girls btw)

[Cavcraft]

I would hesitate to call him a celebrity because I don't know his name but...

The evil, smug, twatty, cuntybollocks in the BT adverts

+1

 

Kris Marshall

 

Edit---I bet it was her that kept it secret

+2.

 

He seems to be one of those twats that you have no idea who he is or what he's done, yet appears on every bleeding advert going.

[vicsmith]

Why do people hate non-entities like Jordan and Dermot O`leary, it`s like hating an earthworm or something, there`s no logic to it. And the bloke of the BT advert - Evil? Deserves to die? Calm down!

[Rusty Pelican]

Im sure he was run over in Bristol , maybe wrong or perhaps someone had another go at him , His supposed Girlfriend in the BT adverts OK though , think she was once in Spooks or waking the dead or the like

[chester drawers]

Looks like the poor chap’s been reading The Guardian. Julie Burchill’s constant banging on about things of no consequence is a guaranteed cure for insomnia.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Michael Buble: Sick of hearing his bastard records, sick of hearing his bastard name.

I'm with you on that one brother. Radio 2 play far to much of the twat. I hate his voice and shit, mediocre records with a fucking venom. Robbie Williams is even more punchable these days whilst Harriet 'Haridan' Harmann and Jaqui Jackboot Smith require executing.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

All of the Beatles: over-rated, drippy hippy shite. Sick to bastard death of hearing their shit music and people fawning over them.

HEAR, HEAR Quite frankly I will be glad when they are all dead, only 2 to go now thankfully.Early stuff was OK but anything after 1966 was just plain awful. Dated pyschedelic shit.

I think you two are in the minority there.............

[pompei]

I'm surprised Wossy hasn't been nominated yet ...

[ashmicro]

Danny Dyer

 

 

Can't believe no-one's mentioned this Cockney Wankah yet. Faux hard-man image. Some of you may have seen the series he did about ultr-fanatical (and violent) football supporters. Dyer was clearly SHITTING himself most of the time.

 

He should try some of the locals round here of a Friday eventide.

[Cavcraft]

I don't mind Dyer too much because I find all this 'Millwall 'ave a right tasty firm' bollocks quite amusing, and as you said he quite often appeared to be SHITIN BLU LITES.

[Tayne]

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[gearoil]

Lady GaGa - CUNT.

[55bloke]

Lady GaGa - CUNT.

Weeeell, according to some rumours, COCK, actually!! Not bothered either way, personally.

[mnde]

Mylene Klass - grrr. She's the new Carol Vorderman, i.e. she's everywhere. Except I didn't mind Carol. Lilly Allen - irritating Mockney songs, ripping off Take That, etc, just go away please.Jordan - yada yada you've heard all the reasons in this thread already.Derren Brown. I find him annoying. It would be nice to slap him in the face and say "did you predict that?"Piers Morgan. Clarkson can feel free to punch him in the face any time he likes.Yvette Fielding. Oh god I can't watch Most Haunted any more without wanting to strangle her.Mark.

[AnthonyG]

 

 

This cunt keeps banging on about car thievs, drink drivers, drug addicts, muggers etc etc. Seems to have a very short memory, what with him having two drink driving convictions to his name. Cunt.

 

 

Definitely with you there.

 

A smug, hypocritical, greasy twat.

[AnthonyG]

All of the Beatles: over-rated, drippy hippy shite. Sick to bastard death of hearing their shit music and people fawning over them.

HEAR, HEAR Quite frankly I will be glad when they are all dead, only 2 to go now thankfully.Early stuff was OK but anything after 1966 was just plain awful. Dated pyschedelic shit.

I think you two are in the minority there.............

Not amongst people under 40 !

[M'coli]

All of the Beatles: over-rated, drippy hippy shite. Sick to bastard death of hearing their shit music and people fawning over them.

HEAR, HEAR Quite frankly I will be glad when they are all dead, only 2 to go now thankfully.Early stuff was OK but anything after 1966 was just plain awful. Dated pyschedelic shit.

I think you two are in the minority there.............

Not amongst people under 40 !

I can't stand the Beatles either. Yes, I'm under 40. Some of their songs are good, but only if they're sung by people other than the Beatles.