outlaw118 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 It's a bit of an extension to the G.O.M. thread really, but this is specifically for celebrity slappage. Everyone add the name and "crime" of a celebrity, and every so often I'll do a chart of who is the most despised. Looking at the Grumpy Thread, theres a few suggestions on there already.....Anyhoo.....1) James Blunt. Singer or rhyming slang? Peddler of insipid mewling crap, wishy-washy ballads and middle-of-the-road housewives favourite, 1st dance at the wedding bollocks. Just think, he was writing these songs whilst in a tank, protecting the free world. What kind of people are the army recruiting these days? TWAT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 N Dubz, all of em, specially the one in the silly hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Jordan/Katie Price. Plastic titted publicity seeking oxygen thief. It really is all that's crap about our Country and culture today cros 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 N Dubz, all of em, specially the one in the silly hat.Don't start me off on that CU*T! I really hate him, Just to look at him makes my piss boil to an uncontrollable heat, Twathead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Trig, calm down mate!!!Dappy or whatever his name is, seems to be on Never Mind The Buzzcocks for the last 3 or 4 series, and he makes an utter twat of himself every time. Worth watching just for that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Jordan/Katie Price: Balloon chested, balloon headed stupid fucking bint.Michael Buble: Sick of hearing his bastard records, sick of hearing his bastard name.Victoria Beckham/Posh Spice: pouty faced fugly air head.Giles Brandreth*: soppy be-jumpered gobshite.Anyone/everyone on GMTV: vacuous spacktards.Anyone who ever appeared (or even likes) Big Brother: shoot the effing lot of them.Alec Salmond: Up your's twatty.Peter Tatchell: as above.Robbie Savage: floppy haired, talentless thug.Chris Moyles: Seen funnier multiple pile ups.Cerys Matthews: Catatonia? Caterwarl more like you screechy voiced tart.Jimmy Carr: smug faced bastard.There's absolutely loads and loads more but that'll do for now.*Happy to report I told him to eff off to his face and suggested if he knocked on my front door he'd get punched back the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Trig, calm down mate!!!Dappy or whatever his name is, seems to be on Never Mind The Buzzcocks for the last 3 or 4 series, and he makes an utter twat of himself every time. Worth watching just for that!!!Him and his mate threatened to scratch the Bentley we had out for them. Still think he's entertaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah sorry for my rant there, I don't really understand why i get like that when i see him, My wife things it's well funny. I get like that when i hear that Eternal song I Wanna Be the Only One for some reason as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Thats my point, he's an utter gimp, just enjoy making watching him prove it on TV.Mate of mine's girlfriend was out clubbing up Laaahdan the other week and him and his mate were prowling around doing the "Do you know who I am?" thing.And being told to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vin Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Davina Mccall, the pointless gobby twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Peter Mandelson. The very fact that I've put a politician in a list of celebrities starts to tell you something about why I hate the twat. The fact that he's unelected and useless just adds to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Cliff Richard - whiney purveyor of pap pop, smug, self-satisfied and self-revering, ungracious, immodest and pious, all round card carrying bell end. And his Portugese vineyard probably stinks too.It pleases me greatly that he fails in his miserable avowed intent to have a number one recordin each decade from the fifties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Jordan - Just fuck off will you. Pls?Tom Cruise - Really, will you just shut the fuck up you utter knobgobbler.Jim Carey - Do us all a favour, pull such a stupid face that you instantly die because of it.Chris Moyles - Saviour of Radio 1? Doubtful, just a fat gobby twat with an ego the size of Leeds.'Dame' Ellen McArthur - Drown please. Sick of hearing you whining on.Anthony Hamilton - Stop. You are deeply annoying me everytime I see you on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ant and Dec. I cannot stand their northern cheeky-chappie personas (personae?) particularly the one that looks like Frankenstein's monster. It enrages me that these two fuckwits should be seen as the embodiment of Tyneside (my original stamping ground) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Dermot O'Leary. A new-entry to the chart, but fast approaching loathing turned up to eleven. Loud mouthed, boorish ignoramus. And if you are called Dermot O'Leary then at least have the good grace to speak like an Irishman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Peter Kay. Unpleasant profiteering "comedian" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Harriet Harman. Slithery harpie. Don't get involved in a traffic accident with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Steve Wright. Need I go on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25v6turbo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Kerry katona very annoying turd thats done F**k all and got paid for itSh*thead.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Kerry katona very annoying turd thats done F**k all and got paid for itSh*thead..I agree with that, The old bint, and Pompei, You have a lot of dislike in you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Mick hucknall-holding back the years? No holding back the punches you annoying twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Bono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 No, I think that's just about it! Get them all out of my system in one big blast. Bit like after a fierce curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Bono.To be fair I was expecting 4 pages of that word alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Mick hucknall-holding back the years? No holding back the punches you annoying twat.especially given his record of animal crueltyhttp://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Madonna. Come on woman, you're 50 so give up acting like you're 20. Also, stop flying into foreign hell holes, waving a few hundred grand at the local despot and 'adopting' a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 hear, hear, Mr L. And kindly desist from making crap records and whinging about people coming within 20 miles of your country pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I agree with all, and I mean all, named so far. May I add this fat bastard? Takes cuntishness to a level previously thought only theoritecally possible. This waste of skin pollutes Radio 5 at the weekend. "That's it from the Nolan Show, have a good week, I'm off for a Chinese" Choke on it you cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Madonna. Come on woman, you're 50 so give up acting like you're 20. Also, stop flying into foreign hell holes, waving a few hundred grand at the local despot and 'adopting' a child.And she scratched that caddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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