Kiltox’s YouTube Shenanigans - 28/12/2023 - BRING OUT YOUR TAT

[Kiltox]

4 minutes ago, loserone said:

You just let me know when you can give in contracting to be a chewb star

Long way off I’m guessing 😂 

[loserone]

Just now, Kiltox said:

Long way off I’m guessing 😂 

Every little helps 😜

[Kiltox]

‘Kin #influencer m8.  I was surprised to find I was the only person invited yesterday 😳 

 

[Kiltox]

3 minutes ago, Nyphur said:

Watched this earlier when it popped up in my subscriptions. Good video.

Do you have to pay/leave any deposit for the test drives?

It'll be interesting to see your thoughts on the brief shot you got with each car.

Nope. They check your licence digitally, that’s it. The terms and conditions do say they could pursue you for damages but only if they can prove you’ve been negligent. 

[loserone]

Nice work.  Not sure about the shirt and shorts but I'm no fashion guru, and you're getting the content spot on 👌

[Kiltox]

Just now, loserone said:

Nice work.  Not sure about the shirt and shorts but I'm no fashion guru, and you're getting the content spot on 👌

The shirt drives engagement through a million dribbling mongs taking the piss out of it. Shorts were a necessity because it was 30 degrees 😂 

[loserone]

You don't need to justify your business model to me, I'm just another dribbling mong

[High Jetter]

22 minutes ago, loserone said:

mong

Not heard that word since the '70s!

[Kiltox]

Occasionally the weirdos surpass themselves. I’m sure this is well meaning enough but to go out of your way to email me and tell me how I’m shit (and then ask me to help organise a discount on something) is just fucking bizarre. 
 

[High Jetter]

Hmm, I wonder if you'll take the time & trouble to try and get him a discount now....

[yes oui si]

Weak woke wrists struggling with heavy cable

[Kiltox]

Driving an Ami around Coventry on Thursday was an absolute riot. Video goes live on Sunday at 1800 - get it watched!  

 

Bullshit comments have started already so hopefully dis gon’ be gud!

How dare I try to drum up interest in something that took a load of time and money? Shame on me. 

[egg]

Used your not you're. Typical Yootoob genius.

[SRi05]

Looking forward to seeing what you make of the Ami, I think they look brilliant 😂

[Kiltox]

Do people not realise how creepy comments like this are?

 

(I don't live there, but it's fkn weird when people comment stuff like this - I understand you might recognise the surroundings I'm in but it's just plain odd)

[yes oui si]

15 hours ago, Kiltox said:

Do people not realise how creepy comments like this are?

 

(I don't live there, but it's fkn weird when people comment stuff like this - I understand you might recognise the surroundings I'm in but it's just plain odd)

Reply with 'You look like you come from Innsmouth.' 

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, yes oui si said:

Reply with 'You look like you come from Innsmouth.' 

or g looked at his comment and thought pentonville

 

[Remspoor]

On 8/13/2022 at 8:52 AM, Kiltox said:

Driving an Ami around Coventry on Thursday was an absolute riot. Video goes live on Sunday at 1800 - get it watched!  

 

Bullshit comments have started already so hopefully dis gon’ be gud!

How dare I try to drum up interest in something that took a load of time and money? Shame on me. 

Have you been watching this channel?

 

[Kiltox]

On and off - it shows how well it works in France I suppose.

[Remspoor]

22 hours ago, Kiltox said:

On and off - it shows how well it works in France I suppose.

I think that can be said of any Voitures sans permis. The regs in the UK means that this class of vehicle are never going to be easy to use.

[Kiltox]

Fuck me, here we go. Every video seems to get the the point where the nutters descend eventually - bit quicker than usual on this one. 

 

[Kiltox]

DID YOU KNOW that MG was Chinese owned now??????

[Dave_Q]

On 15/08/2022 at 22:47, Kiltox said:

Fuck me, here we go. Every video seems to get the the point where the nutters descend eventually - bit quicker than usual on this one. 

 

"I have it on good authority from my contacts at Citroen that all the metals, including the lithium are organically hand scavenged by artisan 3rd world orphans. The Citroen factory generates all it's own electricity from it's in house combined power and heat tyre furnace which is still working through the stock of 70s metric tyres and has been certified net zero carbon. Parts logistics are done in 20 mile segments by a fleet of remote control Amis powered by electricity generated by burning whale oil. HTH"

[Kiltox]

Did a channel trailer to test some new kit. BECAUSE YOU’RE DEFINITELY ALL SUBSCRIBED you’ll probably never see it, so here you go

https://youtu.be/BN6YM4mTJKI

[cobblers]

You know, I think rather than YouTube comments being particularly bad, us lot who have spent decades on forums have just been isolated from the reality, which is that by and large people are absolutely thick as fuck and quite mental too.  

[Kiltox]

11 minutes ago, cobblers said:

people are absolutely thick as fuck and quite mental too.  

Almost right on cue

 

[cobblers]

Ffs!

The best one I had the other day was a response to an advert for one of them thousand quid mattresses, I forget the brand. 

"I can't afford to pay £50 a month! So because I'm a single mum I'm forced to have back pain? What an awful business!" 

[egg]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

quite mental too.  

yeah, and the car video comments are quite tame. If you venture into the youtube political sphere, at the edges, things get downright frightening. They walk among us.

[GMcD]

4 hours ago, Kiltox said:

Did a channel trailer to test some new kit. BECAUSE YOU’RE DEFINITELY ALL SUBSCRIBED you’ll probably never see it, so here you go

https://youtu.be/BN6YM4mTJKI

Informative AND a montage of yer bestest shirts.  A+ man! 

[Remspoor]

19 hours ago, egg said:

yeah, and the car video comments are quite tame. If you venture into the youtube political sphere, at the edges, things get downright frightening. They walk among us.

Have you ever ventured on to the YT alternatives? My god the idiots are really alive in the political arena . I am not talking about those in power either.