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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Australian spec rulz.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICTOR-2300-FE-BLUE-for-restoration-38k-one-previous-owner-/201002954125

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Lord have mercy is this lovely.

 

 

i will not sell to banger racers so please dont bid if you intend to destroy this car on a track!!

 

You, Sir, are a true hero!

 

 

its 40 years old please dont expect a new one!

 

Slight point deduction for mentioning the N-word.

  • Banger Kenny and Twiggy
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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

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That York-based Magnum seller appears to have a breast-obsession. No bad thing in itself, mind, but you know you need help when it comes out in your typing.

 

 

This is an older restoration that needs titivating as in tit has holes in the rear of the sills. The colour is red, the paintwork is milky

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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That York-based Magnum seller appears to have a breast-obsession. No bad thing in itself, mind, but you know you need help when it comes out in your typing.

 

 

This is an older restoration that needs titivating as in tit has holes in the rear of the sills. The colour is red, the paintwork is milky

 

 

Now, holes are definitely not breast-related, but you may be on to something. I'm looking forward to what our resident psychoanalyst has to say to this.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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I could swear there is a Lagonda lurking in the background.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Daimler-Sovereigh-4-2-LWB-Auto-/111232564228

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That'd be because it's been sold by Desmond Smail of Olney,an Aston Martin specialist. One wonders why he's bothering with seized S2 XJs when he's got half a dozen classic Astons ,including a DB5 Volante with a £900,000 price sticker in the window , in his showroom. Saying that he sometimes has his A40 Farina racer,complete with battle scars in there too.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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That'd be because it's been sold by Desmond Smail of Olney,an Aston Martin specialist. One wonders why he's bothering with seized S2 XJs when he's got half a dozen classic Astons ,including a DB5 Volante with a £900,000 price sticker in the window , in his showroom. Saying that he sometimes has his A40 Farina racer,complete with battle scars in there too.

 

Looks a lot more like Arthur Daley is selling it though.

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I'd love a Fuego, but ideally not one that induced epilepsy every time I saw the interior.

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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This is being debated on the VOC forum, along with how best to polish a sill (IT MUST BE DONE PROPERLY I KNOW THE BEST WAY BECAUSE IVE WON CAR SHOW'S) and how to make a pro touring car with an LS1 look vaguely like Amazon while ignoring the thousands of dollars' worth of orders waiting to be dispatched from your warehouse. 

 

It's a really bad chop, by all accounts - as in 'Don't take any bumps quickly because the car will shake itself into oblivion' bad. 

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