eBay tat volume 3.

[Twiggy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-amazon-project-/261344431572?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd9578dd4

 

[Twiggy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-2200-LIMOUSINE-RARE-WOODALL-NICHOLSON-/190989713820?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c77dfc19c

 

[DSdriver]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-122s-spares-or-repair-/171186678071?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27db856937

 

 

Year 1664

Looks a bit crusty, even at that age

[mercrocker]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-2200-LIMOUSINE-RARE-WOODALL-NICHOLSON-/190989713820?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c77dfc19c

 

Brilliant unique customizing opportunity .

 

 

Presumably involving a metal fin with numbers on, three coats of Dulux and no windows......

[vulgalour]

Seeing this on eBay makes me sad because I know what happens next.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A135-VANDEN-PLAS-PRINCESS-4-LITRE-HEARSE-NOT-LIMOUSINE-RARE-/380784796276?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58a88ae274

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Thumbnail image in search results:

 

Second image:

 

It it a ghost car?

 

Oh, no, we finally get a shot of the whole car in image eleven. Kind of. 

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-escort-van-1972-1-owner-from-new-very-rare-barn-find-retro-classic-/181273428823?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a34bd0357

 

Bloody hell! This is great! I love old signwriting like this.

[vulgalour]

Anyone else read that as *UCKFIELD.

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/automatic-mitsubishi-colt-1988-and-only-70000-miles-on-the-clock-future-classic/1040514948#photo-content

 

This for £170 with mot until Aug 14, You can't go wrong!

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rover-213s-modern-classic/1040276933#photo-content

[derskine]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-MORRIS-ITAL-HL-ONLY-29390-MILES-FROM-NEW-NEW-MOT-VERY-RARE-NOW-/231107545511?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35cf1549a7

 

 

Thats been on there a few times... he's asking a bit rich I think

[srad34]

Thats been on there a few times... he's asking a bit rich I think

 

''LAST TIME ON EBAY, IF SHE DOESEN'T SELL THIS WEEK THEN I WILL KEEP IT, DO ALL THE COSMETIC BITS OVER THE WINTER, AND RELIST IT AT A HIGHER PRICE IN THE SPRING!''

 

Hmmmm, How about you fix the problems now and keep the price the same and you might stand a change of selling - dummy!

[dollywobbler]

Hubba hubba!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-214-SLI-RED-GREY-/261340381377

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT-405-1-6-Style-/321264052426

 

 

A change in circumstances has pushed me to sell my 405 quick so don't p*ss me around

 

Sounds mildly threatening. £235 start price now!!!! That actually sounds like a not-unreasonable price now. Sadly having just driven to south wales to fetch a car back i dont much feel like repeating the exercise.

[cort16]

Cheap Nova Luxe. Surely Vauxhall were taking the piss even back then calling this Luxury.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nova-12/1040756281#photo-content

[cort16]

Unique gumtree selling approach #327

 

 

External photos available on request, just wanted to clean it first and didn't get around to it!

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-jazz-2002-petrol/1040724832

[cort16]

Most miserable engine choice and no tax or mot - 1000 quid. Looks pretty smart but these things are pretty good at hiding grot.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-518lux/1040736255#photo-content

[cort16]

You wouldn't want this sneaking up on you on a dark night. Could be a bit of fun* for £1400 though. Would be vastly improved by an airbrushed picture of a wolf eating a yoghurt on the bonnet.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CHEVROLET-GMC-LUMINA-APV-7-SEATER-in-WHITE-Taxed-and-Tested-/221329308072?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33884139a8

[cort16]

03 Seicento Sporting for £695 with 10 months mot and 6 months tax. That's got to be pretty late for one of these?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-FIAT-SEICENTO-SPORTING-GREY-10-MONTHS-MOT-6-MONTHS-TAX-/161164827786?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25862c1c8a

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkwagen-Beetle-/271337106691?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2cf3ad03

 

This is probably the perfect Beetle, totally original and unrestored and only having 1 owner from new until this year, Not stupidly priced either although I bet the sellers still making a tidy profit from the 1st lady owner.

[Grundig]

A Rover Sterling - In case you doubt it is, one of the two photos confirms that it is indeed a Sterling 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Sterling-/251390706673?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item3a880dc3f1

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Felicia-GLXI-ONE-OWNER-Very-low-miles-new-MOT-Reliable-/151180249126?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23330b8826

 

I quite like this, 1 owner, 56k, years mot, 6 months tax and it's tidy. If your after a cheap runabout or 2nd car I'd doubt you'd go too far wrong with it for £495 or best offer.

[cort16]

You've taken that too far

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-calibra-16v-for-sale/1037667017#photo-content

[cort16]

40,000 miles Mondeo in shite green. 100% sure fire investment potential if you're idea of a successful investment is paying £1200 for it, storing it carefully for 20 years then selling it for £1000. I'm defo going to add this to my portfolio along with those magic beans i swapped my Aston Martin for and that never ending tin of dog food I bought for £7000

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-mondeo-18-zetec-only-40000-miles-full-service-history-long-mot-road-tax-ppx-welcome/1040815507#photo-content

[cort16]

Xj with Manual gearbox looks depressed.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-jaguar-xj-spares-or-repair/1040800569#photo-content

[cort16]

These things could come with the towing eye screwed in from the factory.

 

Right lets see whats wrong with it

 

 

Bad Points

non starter electrical problem

heaters don't work

digital dashboard display went off last week

boot lid doesn't stay up

windscreen washers not working

 

 

There's got to be some positives though right?

 

 

Good Points:

4 good tyres(1 with slow puncture)

 

Hopeless

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-renault-megane-scenic-spares-or-repair-/301033117087?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4616f8d59f

[willswitchengage]

A friend sent me this on facebook:

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/WICKID-SICK-FORD-FIESTA-ZETEC-S-BLACK-/281215965595

 

 

 

 

WICKID SICK FORD FIESTA ZETEC S BLACK

 

Advert makes a fun read, mentions all the biggies "black rap", "masturbation", "batty boys" etc.

[wuvvum]

Be like Reg_Bo11ox (if you're quick)

 

[eddyramrod]

You wouldn't want this sneaking up on you on a dark night. Could be a bit of fun* for £1400 though. Would be vastly improved by an airbrushed picture of a wolf eating a yoghurt on the bonnet.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CHEVROLET-GMC-LUMINA-APV-7-SEATER-in-WHITE-Taxed-and-Tested-/221329308072?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33884139a8

I'm upset now.  This is exactly what I really wanted when I bought the Blazer that led to the vast investment in the Tacuma.  Dammit.  I can't afford it now.

[Hertz]

Poo the sleeping bag!