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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Nice one Shaun, that'll sell very easily I reckon so hang on for the right offer mate.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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ONLY 71,000 MILES !!!!!!

 

I don't know if a 71k MK5 Escort is really deserving of six exclamation points, but, hey, maybe it's really special if you've put it in the classic cars category.

 

 

 

THE INTERIOR IS EXCEPTIONALLY CLEAN AND TIDY

 

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Wrap it up, Meguiars, we're done here

 

 

 

ON SORN FOR LAST 3 YEARS .... NEEDS A BATTERY .... IT WILL HAVE TO BE TAKEN AWAY ON A TRAILER DUE TO IT HAVING NO MOT, BUT AS THE CAR RUNS OK, YOU CAN DRIVE IT AWAY IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE RISK !

 

Good advice, providing you live at the other end of this guy's driveway. This thing couldn't be more ANPR bait if it's registration number was ALLCOPPERSAREPIGS 420 BLAZEIT  in an illegal font. 

 

 

 

IT WOULD BE A REAL PITY TO SCRAP IT, STILL IN TOO NICE CONDITION FOR THAT !

 

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PLEASE NO DREAMERS
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pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Looking at that Cambridge  -  do some of those Farinas have bigger fins than others?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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ABANDONED RESTORATION PROJECT LOADS DONE

 

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This took over eight years. BIN £1,250.

SambaS Rank: Renault 16

SambaS

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Saying what?

 

Actually it was quite a pertinent question, look at the windscreen then look at my Jimp ;)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT PAUL WELLER BARRY CHUCKLE 60 YR OLD WHO THINKS HE'S 18 FEATHER CUT ROD STEWART IS A PLASTIC SCOTTISH TWAT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-/301018099744?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461613b020

 

Does contain MILF (GILF?) and for a BIN of £550 it looks really good value for money.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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When I see hazy photos of the interior taken through (dirty) windows my inner cynic wonders if they actually own the car, surely it's worth 10 minutes to throw a bucket of water over it and open the door?  Poor thing does look a bit downtrodden regardless, I reckon Trigger ought to work his magic on it!

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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I like that Rover.  I nearly posted it earlier but I have this sneaking suspicion it was available earlier this year for £SILLY which put me off posting about it.

Stroller133 Rank: Renault 16

Stroller133

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Anyone know what a Metro City might have to offer OMGMPG-wise?

Assuming its a standard 998cc and in reasonable condition 45mpg should not be difficult ambling along country lanes. I think you would have to try hard to get any less than 40mpg.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That BASTARD has got the ticky dash I need.

 

What bastard and what dash?

 

No offence me old china, but although I class myself as pretty competent drinker, I'm not sure if I could ever keep up with you!

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This would be at the heart of my shite wedding car fleet. Well right behind a white 1989 XJ40 with the door bottoms wobbed up to the max.

 

This garage is in a bit of Glasgow called Milngavie. If you don't come from Glasgow (like me) and say Miln - gavie the locals will looks at you, smirk then roll their eyes and go well actually it's Mul-guy. Oh aye, that's fucking obvious from the name, nice one.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201311119838887/

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I must say, one of those scared the living crap out of me.

 

 

braking from the outside lane of the A500 to turn into the Audley sliproad.......

 

The prop, as most have, had been removed. leading to a Turbo kiking in at 'exactly' the wrong point, and the rear axle.+diff, deciding that they still worked ended in a rather dramatic lockup.

 

I didn't poo. just decided to use the 405 SRi instead.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Today on "huh, that's weird":

 

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An A-Series powered Anglia. So now we know what an Anglia engine bay would look like if Ford and BMC had been involved in a shambolic merger in the mid 50s. 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Custom dashboard with original Barn doors shape cubbyhole. (see pictures)

 

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I'm assuming a large cuckoo springs out of there on the hour (which would be useful as Minis don't have clocks)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I'm assuming a large vibrator springs out of there on the hour (which would be useful as Mini owners don't have cocks)

 

 

EFA.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Christ that is dreadful, looks like something I might have made when I was 4

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And the award for best 'Most like just balancing the body of something that doesn't fit properly, onto the chassis of something else you had lying round' goes to.... 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-Traveller-Custom-Hotrod-Ratrod-Cosworth-/251379642768?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8764f190

 

'this may depend on how you wish to register the vehicle as it is 50% a 1996 Granada Cosworth, and 50% a 1960's Morris' but also 97% shit, so you'd have to fake an e-mail from Euclid and send it to the DVLA along with a letter from the Broadmoor Classic Car Club' 

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