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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You know what they say about shakey hands and wonkey eyesight?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saab-900-classic-retro-ratlook-/300996311056?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4614c73810

 

I think the seller may have spent too much time looking at the 'roof lining'

 

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Bit optimistic on the price 'scrap value of £3195' and looks as rough as shit, but he's redeemed himself by sticking bongo mag pictures on it.

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

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It does look lovely, and a fabby shade of MK2 Cavalier China Blue, but surely when you're taking a picture to advertise your car for sale, you move it away from the big patch of oil that's obviously been jizzing out of somewhere in the engine.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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GR8 4 docker's locker, not cock knocker. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-16V-YELLOW-/251362557345?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a86603da1

 

 

If you buy this Trig I will personally sort free accommodation for one night neat Chumley 2014. The steal it when you fall asleep.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You know what they say about shakey hands and wonkey eyesight?

 

$T2eC16RHJGYE9nooh8!TBSZVz0uZkg~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saab-900-classic-retro-ratlook-/300996311056?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4614c73810

 

I think the seller may have spent too much time looking at the 'roof lining'

 

$(KGrHqIOKokFJb,4sVVgBSZVzCv,Ig~~60_12.J

 

Bit optimistic on the price 'scrap value of £3195' and looks as rough as shit, but he's redeemed himself by sticking bongo mag pictures on it.

 

He's now reduced the start price to 195, which sounds a lot fairer - methinks he forgot to press the "Shift" key the first time around.

 

I assume the car's been in a front end shunt at some stage, though - an A-plater should be a flatnose.  Still, it's cheap, it's an "interesting" colour and it has porn on the ceiling, so it's gone in my watch list.

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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^It's also listed as a 'Layland Daft'. Is that a description of the seller?

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This car has one white indicator and one orange indicator. And when he flashes his lights, 1950s American schoolchildren duck and cover. 

 

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Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I bet Cavette sticks that on his watch list.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I bet Cavette sticks that on his watch list.

 

 

The Bedford van? Sure did.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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He's now reduced the start price to 195, which sounds a lot fairer - methinks he forgot to press the "Shift" key the first time around.

 

I assume the car's been in a front end shunt at some stage, though - an A-plater should be a flatnose.  Still, it's cheap, it's an "interesting" colour and it has porn on the ceiling, so it's gone in my watch list.

 

I reckon that's probably within 2 miles of my gaffe. If you want an eye casting over it (especially the roof lining) let me know.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This looks brilliant for 300 quid. 2.7v6 manual so perfect for popping over to the Isle of Man and recreating that famous lap record only with a wheel falling off in 2nd corner and you spending 2 months in hospital.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-rover-827-sli-excellent-solid-and-well-built-car-mot-and-tax-drives-superb/1036246405#photo-content

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