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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, tul66 said:

The only Ford I've ever had, that was enough. Terrible car.

They didn't sell well.

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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3 hours ago, Rustybullethole said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314257331207?hash=item492b325407:g:6-cAAOSwcGhjf1T5&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoEL6XL6I7xlgCw9XXnD2dF%2FkG0Qdq81sKueCfRaaNor5fljenOUa4x%2BhsOA4TAHac0XPSVbDLag81O98VLpLcGnKCPXWoVlSQ2qIrdGvPeqaWCeMs22QM2Hm9TXNz5HeumkNrZMtgxlJNs6TaDi%2BcWkGIQuWClCEfqrmYi0VVxigrX8viBrAfnvkNYB1q4Um3v66y8znHyqrmFN4lDg2gBk%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7LB97acYQ

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I think it was Robert Burns who said it best: "Get tae fuck ye daft wee shitebag"

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Renault Twingo 1.2 GT Gordini 58k miles | eBay  

Stated:
 
'I got a replacement box but was sold a dud gearbox. It's now stuck in gear. So neutral is now 1st and it won't select any other gear. Its MOT has expired so selling as spares or repair.
 
I have just give up with it now
 
• Mileage 58k
 
• 1.2 petrol 
 
• 4 good tyres
 
• Mot expired'
 
 
Unstated:
 
Renault Twingo is an anagram of 'nu genital wort'
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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leyland sherpa van autosleeper barn find | eBay

'Sorry about that pile of scrap you can see when you open the back doors, it's an eyesore and should be taken to the tip. Oh, and there's also a gearbox, a fridge, a cooker and a mattress there too.' 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'One's a rusty old knacker, the other etc etc etc'

 

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1983 FORD TRANSIT PICK UP MK2 90K 2.0 1 OWNER CLASSIC VAN NEARLY TAX MOT EXEMPT | eBay

'Nearly MOT exempt'

Just for some LOLZ if you're bored, have a look at the test history online. The day this reaches exemption is the day VOSA will be outside that yard with some KY jelly and a big fuck off smile.

 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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6 hours ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

WB have something for everyone

Ford Cortina 1300 Deluxe - WB & Sons (wbandsons.com)

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Nice. I love the styling of the mk2. I reckon the shiny paintwork hides a multitude of sins on that particular example though - tell me the rear arches don't have structural wob...

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Rustybullethole Rank: Renault 16

Rustybullethole

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Lovely. Just lovely. A fine example of shite I’ll be able to run come August. The horse i mean sadly the 4’s an 86. 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/364065079815?hash=item54c3f84207:g:O7cAAOSwpwBjh102&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoFmZzPkckVQCJMppKD06lGtwla%2FcUMLSkVlFO4q65pBhM7JmTzyNV5t8%2BxvavZjwfMtpJrQjV9LOQCdZk2jyFCJtmTTK9xGhAJwOarXGWoTWYAXkZ5QpLrO%2FKlxoEODCgTmMxcGAXY%2FQoxLDAEHnYIv3MavGvhAnZTZPzY3LnvEbHXc0IbI40eN0297inNyGhMPh0bpiL5%2FsSGbOOhHnGpg%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-ifidicYQ

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Rustybullethole Rank: Renault 16

Rustybullethole

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175517551070?hash=item28dda949de:g:VrsAAOSwHVpjXqQR&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoPZreYRnIFuyvFZKDtrJ0t0fM%2BOg6hOtILZHGDZOrSLoWD7jpy2v5yNBQdNG%2F7gOtxM%2BSYGWjqPp7P%2BGT3r9QS2fPYuOfaHWodCewCs8LjgNbosELcULc21uqLiBKCP0VtyOjVPqGI0rJNROQm18feK7X7elsnwkNaZ63QMzJ8ptzb6feA4dZ3X6sj%2B%2FWmpZ7Gl0zjIScUfC%2FjBVGlY2G8g%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-ifidicYQ

 

dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Local to me

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Facebook won’t share the link to web browser for some reason.

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MiniMinorMk3 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

MiniMinorMk3

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13 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Nice. I love the styling of the mk2. I reckon the shiny paintwork hides a multitude of sins on that particular example though - tell me the rear arches don't have structural wob...

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Probably find an old copy of the News of the World in there.

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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OLLI Disco 300(0) £1800 Yardley Wood

Unclear whether cardboard Idris Elba comes with the vehicle 

(Also: y tho)

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